the plant in my room watching it rain outside
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-"
Mom: "Your school called today."
torn torn
25 sep 2020
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-" Mom: "Your school called today."
I'm silently judging your behaviour
I'm silently judging your behaviour
I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us
He's not dead, just very condescending
pastelInsertrave5 pastelInsertrave5
17 jun
I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us He's not dead, just very condescending
A FOOLISH MAN IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT
A WISE.MAN SIMPLY TOLERATES IT
A FOOLISH MAN IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT A WISE.MAN SIMPLY TOLERATES IT
Hello Kim
Why do I have to be weirdo
Sup
If you weren't a weirdo Kim
would've given you her real phone number.
derpykittie derpykittie
25 sep 2020
Hello Kim Why do I have to be weirdo Sup If you weren't a weirdo Kim would've given you her real phone number.
@img cat frog
MrQwertyxsad
That's a dog you dyslexic
bot
SKUBBB SKUBBB
22 sep 2020
@img cat frog MrQwertyxsad That's a dog you dyslexic bot
EPIC BOOBS
Can turn heterosexual females into lesbians in 0.39 seconds
JFly420 JFly420
10 feb
EPIC BOOBS Can turn heterosexual females into lesbians in 0.39 seconds
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My sister got a net to keep the dog in the back seat but she does not accept
Edward_yoyo Edward_yoyo
26 sep 2020
holder My sister got a net to keep the dog in the back seat but she does not accept
Mando during S3E1:
made with mematic OW, cara dune fucking died
DarkSavior DarkSavior
11 feb
Mando during S3E1: made with mematic OW, cara dune fucking died
Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for?? - Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for??
agentill agentill
24 sep 2020
Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for?? - Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for??
After spending 6 straight days with her and you tell her you're going to chill with
the homies for an hour
After spending 6 straight days with her and you tell her you're going to chill with the homies for an hour
Alternative girls and their nerdy gamer boyfriends
QueenSunflower QueenSunflower
5 dec 2020
Alternative girls and their nerdy gamer boyfriends
cat homeboy did NOT have to flex that hard in that picture
@ Cicibu @bujibu_chempel
'Ada festival ke
Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)
PB xtarsappho
My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went "ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century
Baroque painting this reminds me of"
BasicAndPoliticalComedy
22 sep 2020
cat homeboy did NOT have to flex that hard in that picture @ Cicibu @bujibu_chempel 'Ada festival ke Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593) PB xtarsappho My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went "ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of"
When he gives you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store and says "we're going to Olive
Garden"
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
22 dec 2020
When he gives you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store and says "we're going to Olive Garden"
Packing light this trip, only the
essensials.
ChittyChittyBangMe ChittyChittyBangMe
26 sep 2020
Packing light this trip, only the essensials.
WHEN YOU HAVE SCHOOL PICTURE DAY AND YOU DONE SMOKED A BAG OF POT
WHEN YOU HAVE SCHOOL PICTURE DAY AND YOU DONE SMOKED A BAG OF POT
No one cared wno was I on the hat
No one cared wno was I on the hat