bowwowwow bowwowwow
23 sep 2020
What's this country cafled?
Friend: Why do you like goth girls so much?
Me: I dont know.
Also me:
____i____ ____i____
25 sep 2020
Friend: Why do you like goth girls so much? Me: I dont know. Also me:
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out*
Jebadiah:
Tabby Tabby
19 oct 2020
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out* Jebadiah:
*while creating snake and spider*
God: Only 8 legs are left
Snake: Cool, I and spider will share 4-4
God:
sorry bro
*while creating snake and spider* God: Only 8 legs are left Snake: Cool, I and spider will share 4-4 God: sorry bro
When you pull your dick out of a
Japanese girl and it's pixelated -
iron_dong iron_dong
26 oct 2020
When you pull your dick out of a Japanese girl and it's pixelated -
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
CreamyComb CreamyComb
26 jan
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.
this
hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris. this
Hunter finds 1200 Viking sword.
1200
'Tetanus
Hunter
Cheechy Cheechy
29 sep 2020
Hunter finds 1200 Viking sword. 1200 'Tetanus Hunter
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned!
God:
Couldn't have sald it better myself.
funnydudeguy funnydudeguy
31 dec 2020
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned! God: Couldn't have sald it better myself.
Mom: Clean your room otherwise
Santa wont bring gifts for you this christmas
me who just got to know Santa doesn't exist:
ah
don't have to play this game, I'm a god
Mom: Clean your room otherwise Santa wont bring gifts for you this christmas me who just got to know Santa doesn't exist: ah don't have to play this game, I'm a god
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat
Cat: Doesn't want it
Me: Shakes bowl
Cat:
You
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat Cat: Doesn't want it Me: Shakes bowl Cat: You
And I'm suddenly ok with dying!
And I'm suddenly ok with dying!
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
WW
LolaBit LolaBit
16 jun
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is WW
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever earned the trust of a cat
InFamouzCzr InFamouzCzr
24 sep 2020
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever earned the trust of a cat
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?"
is crime,
Me:
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?" is crime, Me:
this meme template
Me wondering why the drink for.
the dog has a straw
suckama suckama
24 sep 2020
this meme template Me wondering why the drink for. the dog has a straw
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
Pigs are as smart as dogs, so why do we eat one and love the other?
Lori Marino, a neuroscientist who studies animal behavior and intelligence, explains the paradox on our plates.
Vox 8 hours ago
Because one taste better. - Because one taste better.
dudeeeeeeeeeeeee dudeeeeeeeeeeeee
23 sep 2020
Pigs are as smart as dogs, so why do we eat one and love the other? Lori Marino, a neuroscientist who studies animal behavior and intelligence, explains the paradox on our plates. Vox 8 hours ago Because one taste better. - Because one taste better.
1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
With quit-itch.
2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron?
Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.
awareWarthunder awareWarthunder
23 jun
1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash? With quit-itch. 2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron? Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.
some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don't miss you at all
mortheta Follow
terukis
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maybe now they'll refolllow
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YOU ERASED MY FUCKING mortheta Follow
DOG?
some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don't miss you at all mortheta Follow terukis Follow maybe now they'll refolllow Follow YOU ERASED MY FUCKING mortheta Follow DOG?