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    • Never ask a girl for advice. Do you ask a fish how to fish or do you ask a fisherman.
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    • If 99% of girls find you ugly, then you have to talk to enough girls to find that 1%. . . Thats too much work, and for that reason, im out.
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    • If you are homeless buy a house that way you wont be homeless anymore
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    • "Talk to girls" *gets friend zoned instantly*
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    • How to I talk to “yeah” “cool” “same” “totally”
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    • Got up the courage to ask out my crush on saterday night she shot me down like a plane over iraq
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    • I have yet to meet a female who can withstand my vast intellect of BeyBlades and their lore..
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    • Why would I ask a fish how to catch fish
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    • Me: attempts to talk to a girl. Girl: “lol” “ok” “cool” “nice” “lmao”. Like bitches help us out. Don’t be so damn dry to talk to for once, get a hobby or some shit. Please.
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    • I’m back in… And for that reason, I’m out.
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    • It’s simple. Step 1, get a dick enhancement surgery. 8-10 inches just to be safe. Second, loose some damn weight. You either gotta not jiggle, or you arms and pecks gotta rival your beer but. Third, if you’re still ugly on ya head after losing weight, look for a haircut/beard combo that works-
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    • Talking to girls isn’t so much the problem, it’s how they respond to how we talk to them.
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    • That’s false information
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    • It’s 2020 either be gay or have money
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    • Thats the equivalent of telling a homeless man to go buy a house so he wont be homeless no more
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    • No, no, no. I try talking to girls. At least 50% of the time our “conversations” are just me frantically thinking of interesting or funny things to say or ask, them them giving me two word replies. Then when they are actively contributing, I somehow usually just fail to be flirty, and...
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    • I’m honestly getting tired of seeing so many insanely attractive women on here, its taking a massive toll on my self esteem.
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    • Talk? I'll Just Continue The Conversation After Getting No Response After Hi
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    • Can't. Y'all done ruined my self esteem
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    • Of course
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    • ok, let's say i was good at communicating with new people and someone i like to be exact. I ask her out she denies me and the proceeds to shit talk me. when she knows we used to talk all the time and have been friends since elementary just to raise her self esteem and make me feel like shit.
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    • Barbara: My leg itches. And for that reason, I’m out
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    • Y’all want some real advice lemme tell ya anyways. Literally the best advice since everyone and everywhere is different but stand up straight if you don’t already it will take time to get used to doing it then be confident in yourself girls can sense it I swear if you think you are a loser they will
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    • Hell yeah
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    • Want guys to talk to you? be approachable.
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    • I think the problem is that a lot of guys have unrelestic standards. Now this isn't some feminist rant about how women should be fatasses. It's more like ugly dudes think they can do a lot better than they can actually do. Movies and TV made us think that the attractive girl will always fall for-
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    • Lol. Talk to girls? So I can hear them say "eew" or "how much money do you make?"
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    • Like if you support trump banning tik tok
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    • You guys are acting like she’s not right. How do you expect someone who doesn’t know you to be your girlfriend?
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    • You just be loud obnoxious and funny. If you see a cute girl get her snap. I have a friend that’s bum fuck tetarded but he’s funny and obnoxious and gets all the girls
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    • Maybe women should stop being so fucking boring to talk to?
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    • How to get girls. Fuck off and do what you enjoy. Your passion is attractive.
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    • First I was like, FUCK YOUUU, but then I was like #metoo!
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    • About what though. Not trying to be edgy but legit what guy talks to girls without being ether gay or lookin for puss. The people who have friends that are girls and they hang out constantly are closet homos.
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    • Never ask a fish how to fish just sayin
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    • What if u do talk to girls and they still leave u after u treated them the best u could? I'm attractive, respectful, and kind (so I'm told) I'll talk to a girl I like and they'll like me back then they randomly leave me without any reason and I dont know what I'm doing wrong
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    • I mean yeah kind of stupid. But also if u don’t even make an attempt to talk to a girl u stand 0 chance. Miss 100% of the shots u don’t take
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    • I mean, you guys, the fisherman saying makes sense, but shes still not wrong. You can take all the fishing advice, have all the gear, the best spots, but if you never go fucking fishing your not catching any fish.
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    • Maybe if you actually talked back like you cared what we have to say instead of “k” and not put us down just because we like you and aren’t interested, maybe we would actually talk to girls more
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    • This app is TikTok
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    • Just talking to girls gets you friendzoned, or rejected. Its a net loss, and for that reason im out
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    • (1/who tf knows) Lord have mercy, okay. Unwanted opinion time: if you are a boy and you like a girl what to you do? You pursue. Not like in entitled alarming way, just casually. Actually work on being acquainted at least and you’ll probably have a better chance. She’s a fucking human.
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    • You don’t ask a fish how to catch a fish
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    • It's hard to make conversation besides small talk. And boys and girls usually have different interests
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    • See it's funny cuz how the fuck am I by myself, supposed to approach an attractive female WHEN 99% OF THE TIME SHES OUT OF THE HOUSE, SHE IS IN A GROUP OF 10 OTHER FEMALES??? Its impossible to go talk to one girl when her friends are huddled around her like sheep every second of every day.
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    • Guys if you are really interested in learning how to get into dating there are podcasts all over YouTube; my favorite being CRP. Go research; but don’t overthink. Love you all <3
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    • Most men don’t understand that women won’t date any guy unless you talk to her long enough to like you.
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    • You cant ask females for advice on how to date them because they dont want to admit that they want a "protector" or basically kinda like a dad figure. But basically someone that will provide them safety and in the majority of cases financial support.
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    • Where are the gorls
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    • I get nervous talking to girls, especially if I think they're attractive. Idk why. The best way I can describe the feeling is "intimidating". Not the kind where you sense danger, but the kind where you're at a job interview and the boss says "Tell me about yourself". You don't wanna mess anything up
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    • Step 1: Be rich. Step 2: ... What...? Nigga why are you still here!? Start smashing?
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    • Instructions unclear she said no
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    • On god girls find me funny when I’m being serious/not joking around but when I try to make a joke they’ll look at me like I’m a retard
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    • T-T-T-Talk.. to g-g-g-g-g-g-girls??
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    • Hi I’m Ethan, I play video games and I’m Asian... also I jack off to massive amounts of Hentai. What’s your number?
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    • Don't talk. She might pick your voice out of a line up.
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    • Step 1: be me. step 2:fail miserably because a lifetime of being backstabbed by family and friends has left you entirely unable to make meaningful and long lasting connections with people. Step 3: realise that meaningless sex makes you feel worse. Step 4: Drink. A lot. 190 proof and up
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    • I talked to her and now I’m in the friend zone 😞
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    • Ik it probably doesnt matter coming from me but like, if men act like self absorbed, confident assholes, they usually get loads of pussy. That, and have some sort of tragic backstory to show a sensitive side. Or be passionate abt something cool like sports or music, girls usually like that too
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    • Then stop judging us on looks first, or at least make an effort to hear us out before making up your mind. Be a little open
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    • Go to CRP on YouTube
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    • “talk to girls!” *gets left on read every time”
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    • You know what I’m gonna say it.. if tik tok gets banned I’ll finally get some original memes back
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    • There’s gotta be an easier way
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    • pretend for a minute that you're confident, enthusiastic, and ask about their day and go with FORMAT: Family, occupation, recreation, motivation, animals and teams. Ask about all that, I'm sure you'll find a common ground topic and keep chatting
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    • You don’t ask a fish how to catch a fish you ask the fisher man
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    • And then ask for nudes!
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    • smoishysmoishes this is too relatable to me. Lol
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    • If you want a girl just look at signs if they’re interested in you or not. If they look at you a lot or maintain eye contact yadda yadda, then you have a better chance with them
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    • Or just do what I do and never try in the first place
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    • I’m a girl and I’ll be honest. Women in all species are looking for an attractive healthy looking mate so if you look like an incel you need to find a woman uglier than you with low standards or just get an anime pillow. Nature sucks
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    • She says this but when boys try most get rejected or ignored. Stating the obvious my ass accept boys and men before you tell me this shit
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    • Girls just want skinny white dudes
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    • Ok about what "hi my name i Ben. I like to smoke weed jack off and play apex".
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    • I like how she had this impression that she changed people's lives because of her video. And for that reason I'm going to free dive into an active volcano
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    • I do and genuinely get excited to share stuff like a little kid finding a new friend and they give me one word responses, never initiate a convo and stop talking to me resulting in me just leaving them alone.
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    • There is another way...
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    • Just learn to build friendships. Most of the time just being a friend who doesn't simp and treats them like a normal person is all it takes. Don't chase a GF let the GF chase you
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    • How do you talk to girls and get them really interested in you or convos?
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    • Bro talking to girls is actually pretty good advice. Im not the best looking guy but i wasnt scared to talk to new people. And i wasnt scared to talk to girls cause i had a gf so it made it a lot easier to talk to them without the intention of hooking up. And there was like 4 or 5 girls ik for (1)
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    • Talk to girls like you'd talk to your homies. In the way that you do when you're just having laughs about random shit. It's fine to playfully roast a girl for what she's wearing, says, or does. They prefer that over being simped for.
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    • Shes both right and wrong, this tactic may not work on the girl you want but itll work on ugly girls, thank you for coming to my presentation complimentary shotguns are in an umbrella rack outside
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    • I tried this, but then some lady called the cops on me. Now I'm not allowed at the playground anymore.
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    • This is it, the only funny tik tok
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    • How are you fellas finding girls during corona? I still leave home to work, but I'm in Cali and all restaurants/bars/etc closed again, so its not easy to get out and socialize atm
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    • For anyone who is seriously saying how impossible it is, just think of it as talking to another human being. Just be friendly at first. Anyone who comes on way too strong or gets awkward trying too hard makes me feel awkward too. If she's not really contributing to the conversation, just move on
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    • You're too poor to buy food? JUST EAT!
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    • don’t ask a fish how to catch another fish, ask the fisherman
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    • For all the guys saying you get friend zoned it’s because not every girl you talk to is instantly gonna want to date you don’t expect so much from girls who you’ve just met smh just as we talk to guys and get rejected
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    • Can confirm just talk
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    • Can't do that when they never fucking respond
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    • I’m back in, and for that reason I’m out
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    • Alright gents, girl here. Don't ask us how to get a girl, it depends on who you ask but most of the time they tell you the ideal, no man will ever be the ideal, same for women. Just be yourself and you find the right girl :)
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