• Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Plankton’s vocabulary:
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    • Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for affordable comestibles! Who will join me?
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    • Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropiate the formulary for affordable comestibles! Who will join me?
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    • Felicitations malefactors, I am endeavoring to missapropriate the formulary for the preperation of affordable comestibles.
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    • Inigga is dead nobody even races for top comment anymore
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    • Felicitations malefactors, I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. WHO WILL JOIN ME?
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    • Translation: wassup mothafuckas, I'm planning on stealing the formula to sell affordable food. Y'all down?
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    • Translated into southern: Howdy fellas, I’m hopin’ to snatch up the secret formuler so I can sell some damn burgers
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    • What Plankton is actually saying: "Greetings criminals. I am trying to misuse a formula to make affordable food. WHO WILL JOIN ME!" Poor bastard is giving them a chance to turn their lives around and is beat up for it.
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    • Cant fucking wait for battle for bikini bottom remastered. Its been announced
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    • Greetings criminals. I am planning to steal a formula for reasonably priced food. Who's in?!
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    • Me writing an essay
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    • How my resume sounds.
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    • Squidward: sometimes people speak loudly to sound smart, right?
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    • It's weird because when I was younger I knew exactly what he was saying
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    • Translation: sup bitches help steal a piece of paper so can make ham BORGORS
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    • Its stupid how none of us can comprehend his level of intelligence yet we all understand what his intentions are
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    • i swear that was like 12 different languages
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    • Ooh, I look great in that scene!
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    • Greetings thugs! I am trying to steal the formula for affordable food! Who will join me?!
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    • Guys my baby sister just asked who this was and I think I've lost all hope for her
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    • Avoiding plagiarism when writing an essay be like:
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    • When ur tryna reach the minimum word count
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    • Mississippi niggas be like
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    • It's because he said he knows how to speak their language
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    • I fucking hate this stupid ass “aBsOlUtElY nObOdY” meme format
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    • Translation: Sup, guys, I'm going to steal the Krabby Patty Formula, you want in?
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    • adkc 6 jun
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    • The worst part is that this actually makes sense, somebody sat down and wrote this joke that 90% of the people watching the show wouldn't get.
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    • Bustos 6 jun
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    • Well, he did go to college
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    • I remember when I was a kid I legit thought that this is the proper way to speak So I would spend like night after night reading through the thesaurus and constantly confusing my peers
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    • English motherfucker, do you speak it?
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    • Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Literally nobody: Not a god damn soul: Absolutely positively nobody: You: 🤡
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    • Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formula for affordable comestibles!
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    • Translation: sup bitches! I’m going to steal a recipe, y’all in?
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    • mr_ultra 7 jun
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    • Hi criminals, I’m trying to steal the formulas for cheap food. Who will join me?
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    • English is a hard language, it can be learned through tough thorough thought though
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    • Let’s be honest though, Plankton isn’t a villain. He was to destroy the monopoly in the burger industry to drive competition towards lower prices and consumer benefit.
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    • Hello fellow criminals, I am on a mission to steal the formula for cheap food! Who's in?
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    • translation: “hello gentlemen, i am going to steal the a formula from a formidable enemy, who’s with me!?”
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    • Cops: We want to arrest them but they don't even seem to understand what they signed up for
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    • When you haven’t reached the word count yet so you pad it and try to sounds smart
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    • Translation (Basically): Good wishes, criminals! I am attempting to steal the formula for cheap food! Who will join me?!
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    • "Yo niggas im finna jack the formula for food on the low."
      LucciBro 6 jun
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    • Literally me in the army when I tried to use the word infer to my DS and he said “what the fuck are you talking about private”
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    • Oh hey I’m early. Well, there is one word to say: iNig-
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    • Freshman talking to seniors to get involved in school activities
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    • Rough translation for those who still don't get it: "Greetings, criminals! I'm getting ready to steal the formula for the preparation of cheap food"
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    • plankton and T.I. the same nigga
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    • EnDEvoRinG to MisAppRoPrIaTe
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    • Never knew Stephen A watched spongebob game film on vocabulary 😂
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    • Those are the niggas from No Weenies Allowed
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    • My dude was just trying to make cheap krabby patties
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    • Plankton is an intellectual he went to college!
      Beandito 8 jun
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    • I feel like this is how English class expects us to communicate
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    • Me trying to reach the word and page count on my college thesis.
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    • Basic translation= Greetings criminals, I am searching to obtain the formula of affordable foods, who will join me?
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    • You know you grew up to be intelligent when you actually understood what he said.
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    • People trying to act smart be like
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    • Basically “hello criminals I’m looking to steal the formula for a burger”
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    • Need a dictionary for this fool
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    • When you have a word count to hit
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    • Planktons dick is bigger than Mr. Krabs. Walking up in a pub asking random buff perch perkins to join his holy crusade.
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    • Does anybody else think the "nobody" thing is fuckin stupid?
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    • Leave him alone he went to college
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    • Me trying to sound intelligent on my college essay
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    • adding ‘nobody:’ to a meme doesn’t make it funnier
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    • I just realized how much of this I never understood
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    • Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropiate the formulary for affordable comestibles! Who will join me?
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    • Of course he has a good vocabulary, he went to college
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    • I had no idea what he said when i was younger and i still have no idea what he said
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    • no one understood this as a kid, I was like holy shit Plankton is a genius Lmao
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    • What the f*ck did that germ say?
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    • Didn't they beat the shit out of him for being a nerd?
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    • That High-class English teacher in college be like
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    • Karen tried to talk Plankton out of recruiting henchman but he says something like, “Nonsense, I speak their language.” Then he gets beat up.
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    • When did “Nobody:” even start, because is nobody is saying NOTHING then technically everybody is talking
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    • Those “nobody” captions are an excuse to make a lazy and unfunny caption. Either put no caption or put effort into it. This isn’t 2012 anymore
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    • Flexin on stupid niggas like:
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    • And I got bitched at for using the word patriarch causuly
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    • i still don’t know what he said
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    • Worse than frieza with all that.
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    • When you’re writing a test essay for a science class
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    • Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
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    • And they say spongebob makes you stupid
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    • Translation: I think I’m ‘bout to steal!
      Corcho 7 jun
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    • Hey guys, I am trying to steal the formula for a good price! Who will join me?
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    • For all of my fellow tards he is just saying “wassup I’m tryna steal the krabby patty formula”
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    • These “nobody:” memes are getting stale af, they weren’t even that funny in the first place
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