x93_ x93_
25 sep 2020
My wife was stressing and having a rough day with her work projects
Parents: Do what makes you happy
Me: Plays games
Parents:
you_cannot_touch_Jerry you_cannot_touch_Jerry
10 oct 2020
Parents: Do what makes you happy Me: Plays games Parents:
When you're finally old enough to listen in on the family gossip and everything starts to make sense
When you're finally old enough to listen in on the family gossip and everything starts to make sense
Weighing myself after having COVID like
DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE OTHER FOOLS WERE DOING, BUT LOST FOUR POUNDS.
akoch akoch
15 dec 2020
Weighing myself after having COVID like DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE OTHER FOOLS WERE DOING, BUT LOST FOUR POUNDS.
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm.
Here's your bill.
My Card: *Declines*
Doctor:
codar455 codar455
28 sep 2020
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm. Here's your bill. My Card: *Declines* Doctor:
When the Burger King employee yells order
66 and you see a 3 year old holding a toy
lightsaber
Good soldiers follow orders.
iammachine iammachine
7 jan 2021
When the Burger King employee yells order 66 and you see a 3 year old holding a toy lightsaber Good soldiers follow orders.
Season 6 Episode 6
ALL TIME TRAVEL TU 2020 IS RUCTLY
PRE IB
Macatnight
22 jun
Season 6 Episode 6 ALL TIME TRAVEL TU 2020 IS RUCTLY PRE IB
I never understood why they put some words in colors. Are you gonna read only the colored ones? Does it give you a secret message?
What's up with that seriously?
NCC1701_D NCC1701_D
5 feb
I never understood why they put some words in colors. Are you gonna read only the colored ones? Does it give you a secret message? What's up with that seriously?
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
ShitPostGod ShitPostGod
11 may
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
"Everything has its time, and
- The Doctor
The End of the World
SybreedSoul SybreedSoul
10 aug 2020
"Everything has its time, and - The Doctor The End of the World
When the new star wars squadrons game come out
Her: He's probably cheating on me
Me and the boys at
All
5 Kin!
be Tale lale by
Standi
SimplygRed
standing by
Red/ Buttons
Rad
standingIiby
GMFacts GMFacts
27 sep 2020
When the new star wars squadrons game come out Her: He's probably cheating on me Me and the boys at All 5 Kin! be Tale lale by Standi SimplygRed standing by Red/ Buttons Rad standingIiby
=--s ie.
How is my dog such a huge fuck - How is my dog such a huge fuck
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
25 sep 2020
=--s ie. How is my dog such a huge fuck - How is my dog such a huge fuck
Atheists when you senc them thoughts and
prayers instead of hypotheses and research
Smolclod Smolclod
11 may
Atheists when you senc them thoughts and prayers instead of hypotheses and research
A relationship should be she pays the rent and I live there
@Hoodville
chilla_chillout chilla_chillout
5 nov 2020
A relationship should be she pays the rent and I live there @Hoodville
Nobody:
History channel at midnight:
shadey12 shadey12
7 apr
Nobody: History channel at midnight:
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE
TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
HorniTheImp HorniTheImp
4 oct 2020
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
my guardian angel watching me stand on the rails of the basket when i'm 60 ft up ina boom lift without a harness
nick_11B nick_11B
28 may
my guardian angel watching me stand on the rails of the basket when i'm 60 ft up ina boom lift without a harness
When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of
Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the
Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the
Ole Raze Dazzle...
SpamRadio SpamRadio
22 sep 2020
When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the Ole Raze Dazzle...