• My Sgt heard me say "jimmy tell your mom to post more Anal videos on her OnlyFans" ina
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    • This isn’t the actual voice recording tards, I recreated it upon request
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    • The “who the fuck said that” fucking sent me dude.
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    • true story
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    • Sgt. Jimmy wasn't very happy.
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    • God I love the Army sometimes. Fucking off with your fellow retards in arms. I'll miss it.
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    • Full metal jacket
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    • My sgt once heard me confess that I nooned John Lennon
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    • Were you spotted?
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    • Guys I’m about to be an NCO and I don’t wanna lose my sham shield :(
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    • Yea def not R Lee Ermy
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    • Very sad did your nco ask for a link 😏
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    • Fuck you Shoresy
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    • RIP Gunnery SGT Ermey... gone but never forgotten....
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    • This nigga really got featured
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    • Fuck you shorsey
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    • "Is that you john wayne, is this me?"
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    • Jimmy's mom, has got it going on
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    • Later:
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    • Thank you
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    • fucker stole my name...
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    • I was in a recruit platoon (enlisted not gone to basic yet) in the guard. I was split ops so I had been to basic and I was made "PSG" My Sergeant once said rocket surgery while yelling at us. So whenever I wanted to express something was easy to the recruits I would say that. He smoked me for a hour
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    • FriendFox featured?
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    • Why the screenshot in such shit quality
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    • My black sgt heard a loud video that screamed the n word while I was in his office while I scrolled ifunny
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    • Service men have the funniest humor cause 90% of them don’t give a shit so they say whatever comes to there mind
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    • Based
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    • As an E5 I say shit like this literally all the time
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    • Out fucking Standing
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    • Idk that sounds like a soundbite from full metal jacket
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    • PunishedNoble_9
      What’s his IF
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    • I nooned a man once
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    • nice pfp
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    • Says johnny boy and it the voice of whitey from 8 crazy night you uncultured swine
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    • Just wait 20 years from now this is the future we are heading too
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    • Obnoxious ass watermark
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    • Holy shit this is golden
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    • What was the reason you said that?
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    • lmao
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    • Where is it tho
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    • Outstanding
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    • It's tru I was the grain of sand
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    • Call of Duty game chat in real war
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    • Lol
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    • Fuck you shoresy
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    • Behold magic: KiII and KiIIed
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    • who’s the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?!
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    • Should been the drill Sargent from full metal jacket when he found the dognut
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    • Thats R. Lee Ermey
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    • TheRealGhostNate. Our D&D sessions
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    • The editing 👌
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    • stupid shit
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    • You get in trouble for that one?
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    • Oh come on, why not me
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    • Lee Ermy was a marine not a shitty army boy
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    • Thattotallyhappened
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    • Fake. That's the full metal jacket drill instructor recording.
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    • Uh huh sure you sgt is a dead guy
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    • Ah yes your Sgt is R. Lee Ermey
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    • It’s fake but still funny
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    • Ok so that’s gotta be the sgt voice in full metal jacket
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    • Your sergeant sounds a lot like the one from full metal jacket
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    • Yea the sgt voice is from full metal jacket. This is fake. Fake clout. It worked. Congrats, dorks.
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    • His Sgt is Gunnery Sergeant Hartman?
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    • T w i t t e r d o t c o m
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    • Srg Jimmy was not happy on what he heard
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    • Hahahaha
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    • Ha
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    • This nigga really got featured
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    • This is great
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    • Dude's got talent
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    • I
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    • What dumbass would think this is real
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    • which one y’all muthafuckas just said that shit
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    • That DS was from Full Metal Jacket
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    • Add my premium snap archerjack17
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    • 123k Likes. That’s the most I’ve seen since 2016.
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    • Holy shit that's so good
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    • Yea Gunny is dead my man. That audio is from full metal jacket
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    • PoopMadness
      Cuvch7 jgv iff8it.
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    • That's literally just a voice clip from Full Metal Jacket lol
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    • The Who the fuck said that is from Fullmetal jacket
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    • He ded he sgt nooned him u have to have balls to do dat
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    • Man is about to get smoked
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    • This is straight up one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a HOT minute. I don’t laugh much these days. Was good to feel something.
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    • WHO'S THE DEAD PIECE OF SHIT WHO JUST SAID THAT
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    • I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! Do you like dicks??? I bet you're the kinda guy to fuck somebody in the ass and not even have the God damn common courtesy to give him a reach around!
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    • Great impressions
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    • Iy
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    • I like the machine gun noise added in the background
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    • Jimmy
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    • I'm dead
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