• my friend has a very unique skill,
He can speak fluent turkey‘
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    • You can legit say the words gobble gobble at a turkey and they'll gobble back at you. Turkeys are dumb and annoying tbh
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        • InstaHoes a month
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          • I believe it’s called Turkish
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            • Fluent? I can clearly hear an accent.
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              • Turkey: What did you just say nigGa?
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                • It’s “Turkish”
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                    • I thought when I first saw this he meant turkey as the country
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                      • Fucking I can see him in the woods with a mouthful of dip looking like he’s seizing calling turkeys to him to catch
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                        • thought my dude was getting tased
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                          • The camera dudes laugh is so genuine that it actually makes me enjoy the video
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                              • I owned turkeys for most of my childhood, and to bond with them we’d just gobble, 2 of the 14 we owned were my best buds and would just hang out and let me read to them every once in a while. They are like the dogs of birds, I miss them sometimes
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                                • Idk why but I like that guys laugh
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                                  • Your friend is having a stroke stop filming and help him
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                                    • That smile. That damned smile
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                                      • *Turkish niggas disliked that*
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                                        • It’s called Turkish, you nincompoop
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                                          • I wonder how many people know he's holding a spit bottle
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                                              • Turkeys will gobble at any noise literally at all
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                                                • Turkeys: Dumb, Loud. And willing to fuck literally anything.
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                                                  • Live turkeys scare the shit out of me. They are vicious and nasty. But they’re my favorite form of poultry to eat.
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                                                      • doctor: how did you manage to dislocate the cartilage in your throat?
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                                                        • Let me guess, he’s Turkish?
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                                                                • They pretty much do that shit when they hear any noise at all. My old neighbor had like 50 "pet" turkeys. That shit so annoying as hell
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                                                                  • wtf i know that kid this is a vid from my school
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                                                                    • kanep0e a month
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                                                                      • He’s probably Turkish
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                                                                        • He’s fucking cute
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                                                                          • he's kinda cute
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                                                                            • It pronounced Turkish
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                                                                              • I thought this man just had a seizure
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                                                                                        • looks like he’s having a seizure
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                                                                                          • I had a dream once that I could speak to turkeys and they all fucken sounded like Eddie Murphy characters
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                                                                                            • I got to to take him turkey hunting
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                                                                                              • Its called thunder calling a tom will call anything he hears, especially when a hen is around.
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                                                                                                • When the head so good and you get that spas-gasm
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                                                                                                  • You can make any similar noise and turkeys will respond, you ain't special.
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                                                                                                      • So that's white culture huh?
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                                                                                                          • I have turkeys, it's really not hard they gobble at everything.
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                                                                                                            • I live in a small town surrounded by bigger towns so the town itself is small but the surrounding ones are suburbany and there is a turkey that just stands in the middle of the road
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                                                                                                              • he seems embarrassed. He's ashamed of the talent he holds
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                                                                                                                • Hes speaking the language of the gods
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                                                                                                                  • He's dateable
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                                                                                                                    • He just jizz?
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                                                                                                                      • Foodporn here
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                                                                                                                        • My sister was in charge of hiding the eggs one easter, and her friends had this massive turkey. So she hid every single egg in his tail feathers, and no one found them.
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                                                                                                                          • Only in Kentucky
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                                                                                                                            • that man straight up had a spasm
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                                                                                                                                • Dude looks like his BF stuck it in too quick for his liking...
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                                                                                                                                    • I’ve spoken with flamingos before. It confirmed I was, in fact, mega gay.
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                                                                                                                                      • I thought Turkish for a second 😂
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                                                                                                                                        • Turkeys sure are tasty motherfuckers!
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                                                                                                                                          • Richmond niggas💀
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                                                                                                                                            • He's speaking Turkish... Not Turkey
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                                                                                                                                              • You know Dan well he figured out he could do that the first time he came. Look at the movement.
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                                                                                                                                                • That's more impressive than speaking fluent Turkish
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                                                                                                                                                  • Turkeys are stupid I love them
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                                                                                                                                                    • I watched this like 20 times
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                                                                                                                                                      • You missed the great chance of saying he speaks Turkish
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                                                                                                                                                        • Turkish
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                                                                                                                                                          • Is violently pulsating a requirement or does a slight shimmy work too?
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                                                                                                                                                            • Ayyyy fellow trap shooter!
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                                                                                                                                                                • Here, hold my spitter. Ima go speak to the turkeys
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                                                                                                                                                                  • i thought of the turkish the language at first
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Gobble Gobble Nigga
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                                                                                                                                                                      • I thought he was having a seziure
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                                                                                                                                                                        • He will be the translator between the zeo worlds.
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Sounds like he can gargle dick pretty good
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                                                                                                                                                                            • That’s the noise he make when he busts
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Nice dip bottle
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Gimme tc or I say the N word
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Thought he was having a seizure
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Anyone can do that tho. Ive spoken to turkeys before
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Ok then
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Is that dude even old enough to buy dip
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Damn
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Turkish*
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • My question is how did he find that flex
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Bring this kid on your next Turkey hunt
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • For a second I thought it meant Turkish, the actual language, not this retarded shit
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