• my dog hates when you try
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    • That's actually him submitting dominance to you, eye contact is a big deal in the dog world. If they avoid it with you then that means they think you are the 'alpha'
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    • Me in class and my teacher is looking for someone to call on.
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    • To dogs eye contact is a show of dominance and stand off.
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    • Eye contact with a dog is a sign of confrontation. Furry niggas don't want no smoke with a creature 30x their size
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    • So actually, looking directly into the eyes is often seen as a challenge for dominance amongst dogs and wolves. By looking away or refusing to maintain eye contact is a dogs way of submission to the challenge
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    • Eye contact is challenging dominance, who looks away submits
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    • My dog would stare into my eyes for an hour straight
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    • Basic shit mammals don’t like eye contact because they see it as a challenge
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    • Starting a vote who wants comments on ads like for yes comments for no
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    • Yeah cuz making eye contact with a dog is challenging it, so imagine that your dog doesn’t want to fight you over who’s in charge lol
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    • Dogs dont like to be stared at. Wolves use it as a sign of dominance, and in this case, the dog clearly doesnt want to fuckin fight a 5+ feet human
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    • Direct eye contact is a sign of aggression, if they growl they want to show they are the alpha, if they look away they recognize you as their superior
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    • Wonder how many times people are going to say its because eye contact is challenging dominance before they realize everyone knows that and its just a retarded caption
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    • He’s trying his best
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    • She's being polite, moron.
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    • Eye contact is a sign of aggression
      Likario 4 may
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    • You do realize dogs take it as a challenge when you stare at them directly in the eyes she doesn’t want to fight your ass she scared
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    • My dog fucking stares me down
      tdawg987 2 may
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    • Dogs think eye contact is an act of agression.
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    • Because I’m pretty sure you’re asking them to square up, you just shouldn’t look most dogs in the eyes.
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    • If dogs make direct eye contact, they are challenging your dominant position. That dog doesn't want to challenge it's owner.
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    • My dog goes apeshit if I stare her down
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    • That's cuz the first to break eye contact is considered the alpha in the dog world. She's not shy, she'll acknowledging that you're in charge
      TTiger97 2 may
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    • This is literally that black kid holding the cup
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    • Dogs have become such charismatic little fluffy people I love iiiiit
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    • they all hate that
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    • I have stare downs with my dog when she isn’t eating. If I win she usually eats
      MKan 2 may
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    • Looking dog in the eye shows dominance. That's why the dog is looking away
      SaltLife 2 may
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    • Your dog has Autism.
      Mal0 2 may
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    • this is how females shoot their shot
      desiboy 6 may
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    • That's that, when you cut someone off in traffic and they pull up to you at the light, look.
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    • Most dogs do, they can see it as a sign of you threatening them. He looks away like that to break eye contact because he's trying to show you you're in charge and he doesnt want any trouble and that he is submissive.
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    • The fact that the dog is sitting like a human. My spirit animal
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    • I am d captain now
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    • Or he hates being filmed. I had a Labrador that had the happiest face but as soon as you went to take a photo she looked very worried
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    • That's just a beta ass dog
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    • If you look eyes with a dog, that means he wants to fuck you up and become alpha
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    • Beta af
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    • It's a dominance thing
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    • When you’re trying not to look at the man with blue hair in a dress pissing in the women’s bathroom
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    • Is the dog sitting like a human
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    • Eye contact is threatening to most mammals.
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    • animals view eye contact as a sign of aggression
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    • She kinda quirky doe
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    • When you’re in the front row in class trying to cheat
      Jivy 2 may
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    • You the Enderman
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    • My dog thinks he's the alpha in the house to everyone except my step dad. But my siblings are so mean (the youngest will flick the dogs ear, push him, get in his face, grab his snout, then cry when he bites them) but hell snap in my direction sometimes and I'll stand right in front of him and stare
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    • Somebody been done hittin that dog. Mark my words.
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    • When you make eye contact with your crush from across the classroom.
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    • Dogs generally don’t like eye contact but it can depend on the dog. My dog Mac can look me in the eye no problem and not feel threatened. My dog Roni on the other hand won’t hold my gaze for long.
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    • Dogs see eye contact as you challenging them, and your dog knows it wouldn’t stand a chance should you try anything. Please stop
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    • It has autism
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    • that's a trust thing too. it's dominance but if your dog refuses to make any eye contact at all, ya doggy may not trust you very much
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    • Cuz he doesn’t wanna fight you. Dogs that hold strong eye contact with you are assholes that think they can try and make you their bitch. My cousins fat dickhead dog does this to every human and animal it meets.
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    • Lol my dog does that too
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    • It's because it's a sign that you're challenging them. Do that to the wrong dog and you get attacked.
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    • When my crush makes eye contact for 1.34 seconds
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    • For many animals eye contact is an assertion of dominance so if you look away first you are conceding. Now all of you are going to lock eyes with your cat or dog and not look away
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    • Staring at dogs is actually a dominance thing. If you stare at a dog they feel like this dog looks lol.
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    • Is your dog a jackal?
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    • Little tip on dog behavior: wolves see looking at the alfa’s face as a challenge. Dogs sometimes avoid looking at you to avoid conflict
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    • Why is it sitting like a human?
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    • “Key please”.....”lamp please”
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    • It’s a sign of dominance
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    • That dog is hiding something
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    • Ohmygawrd that's so freaking cute
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    • Leave her be
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    • Her arm is so cute😂😂
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    • It’s cause she was stuck in your room while you masterbated to all that weird porn
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    • Then my old 15 year old dog thinks she's the alpha! >:( Looks me straight in the eye when taking a shite on the carpet
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    • It's rude to stare
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    • Me, when I die and reincarnate as a dog.
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    • In the natural world, eye contact means you hate each other and want to fight
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    • "Act natural, I think that colored man wants money"
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    • Dogs are one of the few animals that understand what eye contact from a human means
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    • Me lookin at my crush
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    • Most dogs don’t like direct eye contact...my dog, however, doesn’t give a damn.
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    • If i stare at my dog it gets gradually more nervous
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    • My dog will bite you
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    • My dog never makes eye contact unless you got some food that he wants then he can stare for hours
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    • He’s hiding something!
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    • Look at me I am the captain now
      jedilam 2 may
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    • Basically how all girls react to me at the bar
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    • You’re the one staring
      Solothil 2 may
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    • Eye contact is awkward as it is
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    • She knows I stole the steak from the fridge
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    • Your parrot is broken.
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    • Me I hate making eye contact
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    • What about if they look at you when you aren't? I turned around to my dog staring at me once with a stare that gave me a heart attack and goosebumps.
      iTerrify 2 may
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    • Me everywhere
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    • My dog loves it.
      IKane 2 may
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