Asuuuhhdudee Asuuuhhdudee
23 sep 2020
my cat really thought about killing me
Barber: What kinda cut you want?
Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?
Barber: Say no more fam
Barber: What kinda cut you want? Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm? Barber: Say no more fam
Business owners seeing an angry mob in the street after the election:
Barricaded Barricaded
4 nov 2020
Business owners seeing an angry mob in the street after the election:
naams naams
28 sep 2020
TikTok _graceS? CC: you have to stop telling me my dogs eyes are going to fall out
U.S Government: We given you S600
Me: you said $1200
U.s Government:
I said we given you
just_a_little_sus just_a_little_sus
23 dec 2020
U.S Government: We given you S600 Me: you said $1200 U.s Government: I said we given you
"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, if you ain't first, you're last"
sooner84 sooner84
28 dec 2020
"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, if you ain't first, you're last"
back to tell evenyone he killed
Pal y
Dark Sid
ScarabTrooper ScarabTrooper
28 sep 2020
back to tell evenyone he killed Pal y Dark Sid
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
WW
LolaBit LolaBit
16 jun
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is WW
HEY HE FRIEMDLY?
\T's COOL! MA \(M NOT A DOG PERSON! PERSON DOG.
NahBruh11 NahBruh11
23 sep 2020
HEY HE FRIEMDLY? \T's COOL! MA \(M NOT A DOG PERSON! PERSON DOG.
How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20's and
some grown ass person next to me says,
"Oh, that's the year I was born."
HalloweenIsLife HalloweenIsLife
23 sep 2020
How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20's and some grown ass person next to me says, "Oh, that's the year I was born."
Nevada: Morgue Employee arrested for pimping out corpses for sex
Nickel Savers CFollow
Las Vegas, Nevada I A morgue employee from the City of Sins was arrested this morning, for letting visitors have sex with the bodies under his care in exchange for money.
snailtrailz snailtrailz
17 mar
Nevada: Morgue Employee arrested for pimping out corpses for sex Nickel Savers CFollow Las Vegas, Nevada I A morgue employee from the City of Sins was arrested this morning, for letting visitors have sex with the bodies under his care in exchange for money.
Min gonna kill this fucking cat I stg
MeanieKun MeanieKun
29 sep 2020
Min gonna kill this fucking cat I stg
Words can't describe how ugly you are @
Words can't describe how beautiful you are
Aww thx
Le, RUC
But S Can
Marijuanology Marijuanology
23 sep 2020
Words can't describe how ugly you are @ Words can't describe how beautiful you are Aww thx Le, RUC But S Can
When the teacher already yelled I at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks a second time
Kenzie_OP Kenzie_OP
12 mar
When the teacher already yelled I at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks a second time
Gabriel-iglesias@ ww
@fluffyguy
am the voice of Speedy Gonzales in the new Space Jam.
Does this mean they are gonna try to cancel Fluffy too? U can't catch me cancel culture. I'm the fastest mouse in all of
Mexico
Inmate_423 Inmate_423
9 mar
Gabriel-iglesias@ ww @fluffyguy am the voice of Speedy Gonzales in the new Space Jam. Does this mean they are gonna try to cancel Fluffy too? U can't catch me cancel culture. I'm the fastest mouse in all of Mexico
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys...
and she brought one from the street...
You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
angelic angelic
20 sep 2020
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street... You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
Vaudevillain Vaudevillain
19 may
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
Batman and Sons
"THE JOKER'S ON YOU"
WONDER IF GOING TO SEE ANY OF THAT MONEY..?
HEY, DAD!
GO WASH YOUR FACES NOW!
AND THAT GOES FOR you TOO!
STORY AND ART BY THE BLACK CAT (JM) BATMAN, ROBIN, BATMAN AND OTHER RELATED CHARACTERS COPYRIGHTED TO DC COMICS
Gabi Gabi
21 sep 2020
Batman and Sons "THE JOKER'S ON YOU" WONDER IF GOING TO SEE ANY OF THAT MONEY..? HEY, DAD! GO WASH YOUR FACES NOW! AND THAT GOES FOR you TOO! STORY AND ART BY THE BLACK CAT (JM) BATMAN, ROBIN, BATMAN AND OTHER RELATED CHARACTERS COPYRIGHTED TO DC COMICS