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    • Run
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    • And before anyone says "just have a gun" look up the "21-foot" rule
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    • Song name plz
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    • Alternate route, fail and be reincarnated as a slime
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    • Don't forget that you can grab the blade after a lunge. A fucked up hand is better than being dead, and an attacker that is threatened by the knife being taken from him will panic, and your window to escape will open.
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    • Ok guys when anyone has a multiplier like a knife or a bar or something. Please just try and run or just give up your 20 dollars. Most people who fight back against knifes get stabbed at least a few times. It ain’t worth your life guys don’t be a badass
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    • If somebody is coming at you with a knife they aren't going to approach with the knife in front of them odds are you won't even see it until you've been stabbed several times the only defense against a knife attack is to not let it happen to begin with
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    • This is similar to what I learned in Krav Maga.
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    • I carry a knife with me. If he has a knife and I have a knife he may think twice. If not he gets the stabby
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    • Very cool kanye, but what if they're slashing not trying to stab?
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    • Smh just take the L and die
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    • He got armor on he be ok
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    • I like how he just has no form up until the move to redirect the attack to show as long as you’re not panicking this can be done by anyone.
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    • If i tried this ill be dead or in the hospital because even if i know this information i would need practice to execute it correctly
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    • They also have a video on what happens when you try to use a handgun at arm's length for the tacticool people that thinks guns makes a difference
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    • Bring gun
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    • Step 1. Don't get stabbed
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    • Cool to know
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    • Just have a gun
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    • Tip 5 be strappin a glock
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    • Another tip is that attackers with weapons really focus on it so try to go for their body and head
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    • Just so everyone knows, defending against a knife wielding attacker, even if you are experienced, you are almost certainly going to get cut so it’s best to try to escape before trying to be a badass
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    • Step 1: that’s not a knife. Step 2: this is a knife.
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    • Why is the step after “close and control” “use the environment” and not “snap arm”
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    • That's when I just pause the game and drink an invincibility potion.
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    • Gun
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    • Someone shouldve told blaze
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    • Where's the meme of sab saying hello ladies
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    • Dont get stabbed
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    • My reflexes ain’t quick tho
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    • Step 1: try and remember the basics of CQC
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    • What if it was John wick
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    • Advantages of having a knife over a gun is they’re sleeker, easier to hide, much quieter even if the victim screams, reliable (as in no mechanical malfunctions or any type of ammunition) and can be used as a tool. But they’re more messy and can be more difficult to effectively use in a fight
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    • Seen it before
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    • Half of these wouldn't work
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    • And if I get the knife from you, that's most likely gonna be your last day on earth.
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    • Oh
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    • Tip 1: be a b*tch Me: nah. That ain’t me
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    • The best defense against a knife is a gun. But not just any gun, as a knife is proven more effective within 20 feet against any gun where aim is necessary. However, this is not an issue if you have an ultra short sawed off shotgun “room clearer”.
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    • This has krav Maga all over it. Notice the hand stand. See anyone about to fight you who holds hands like that? Run.
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    • Bring your own knife an ambush the ambusher
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    • or you can get a pice of clothing wrap it around your hand and try disarming the knife without sustaining any damage
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    • Break his ankles
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    • In the 3rd tip, if you roll into it, you will flip them in that direction. If you take a quick step back immediate after you throw them forward, you’ll dislocate their shoulder.
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    • It would be funnier if the guy fucked up and got stabbed. I mean this is iFunny, right?
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    • Meanwhile in London
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    • Get an eye poke in and run away. In a knife fight typically both combatants are cut and stabbed, either dead on the scene or dying on the way to a hospital.
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    • Hmm yes very funny
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    • Step 1: pocket taser
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    • If anything, let them stab your arm. Hurting your arm is better than getting stabbed in the stomach.
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    • Tip #1 because its the most imporant: get this lame ass weeb shite off of an app meant for humor before I stab you my-fucking-self.
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    • 1.) have a gun
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    • Tip 2: distance your self... Tip 3: get close 🤔
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    • sorry to break it but this won't be useful in schools
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    • This is iFunny not isurvive
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    • Sometimes even murderers need a hug
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    • Hmm, I might go try this.
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    • No need to watch this in the uk, cause knife attacks dont happen there, right?
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    • Id take off my shirt and use it the best way i can to try to snag the knife or so something,
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    • Not a tutorial my ass
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    • “The best way to survive a knife fight is to not be there.” Like yeah no shit.
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    • Niice
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    • You sh**t them
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    • Nut check happens if you watch closely.
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    • Im bout to head out.
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    • Training
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    • This song is 🔥 anybody know the composer and name?
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    • Bro someone swings at you full force and you redirect that to a brick wall succesfully they will never jack off again
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    • Bruh if you get in a fight with a knife you are going to get cut
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    • #1 pull out gun
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    • how to survive a knife attack: don’t get stabbed
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    • Oooooobviously just teach people not to stab and ban all knives
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    • Step 1. Close in. Step 2. Knee to the dick. Step 3. Discombobulated. Step 4. Run
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    • How to survive a knife attack number one don't put your life in the situation
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    • I've survived a knife attack my pops survived a knife attack guess I better get my son ready
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    • Yea I have done it, find things to throw as hard as you can, if there is anything long smack them with it. So what if they throw their knife and stick it in your leg three inches, you got your weapon now, congrats you survived.
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    • Neat
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    • Run stupid. If you're cornered you're best chance is to hug him and if youre bigger than him body slam him if not rotate towards any exit and sprint away
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    • Step 5. Pull out your legally purchased firearm
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    • What if I want to die?
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    • Thx
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    • First rule of fighting someone with a knife, expect to get cut
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    • Nice
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    • Good advice
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    • Uk niggas need this
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    • Gun
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    • Best knowledge to go into a knife fight, expect to get stabbed once, don't get stabbed a second time
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    • This was surprisingly informative
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    • In a knife fight, you will get cut. Sacrifice your arms first and try to disengage. If you’re using a knife, terrible defense weapon, you go for your opponents arms and hands. That’s if you ever saw it coming. Stay vigilant in sketchy areas.
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    • Tbh if someone really came all the way just to stab you there is very little you can do to stop them
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    • Now for our breathren in the UK, they need to put out a "How to avoid Baseball Bats".
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    • Step one: ight bro imma head out
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    • Someone show this to the British
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    • Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
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    • So many weebs are about to get stabbed to death because of this
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    • Glad to see an actual semi realisitc video about knife defense, Rule 1 being run! If you get into a knife fight your gonna get gut, and if your trying to stab someone, your not gonna due some long wide sweep with the knife. Bear in mind this videos in slow motions as well its gonna happens fast.
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