• Mr. Johnson
@Mr_PHROZEN
"Now if I bite her ass imma be wrong"
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    • Huskies have so much personality
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    • Huskies have such fucking attitude
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    • Doggy said: let the baby fuck around again and it’ll find out
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    • "I am running out of patience. Please take it away."
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    • According to a lot of people on the app its equality if the dog bites the baby
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    • The dogs expression of "Really, get this kid away from me".
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    • I lost it with that face
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    • Dogs can be trained but parents need to teach children from the start to be gentle with animals otherwise we end up with innocent dogs being put down because parents thought it was cute
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    • Eat the child
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    • My son tripped over my brother in laws dog and my son fell on the dog and the dog bit my son in the face. He needed 14 stitches, barely missed his eye. The dog was old and cranky, it was an accident I didn’t blame my brother in law or the dog...just always be careful bc anything can happen
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    • RIP my malamute huskey, she was a malamute 10+ years of age and got ran over by a truck about a week ago. She was energetic, playful and very sassy. My other siberian is getting old now too ):
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    • Bite the baby
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    • Tbh this child is pretty young, it didnt seem like it has complete control, so in this case no the dog really shouldn't bite, BUT there will come a time where if I say my child doing it intentionally, I wouldn't stop the dog as long as it wasn't REALLY aggresive
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    • Dew it
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    • That is a whole mood right there
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    • This dog had more personality than my friends 😂.. oh wait I have no friends 😙
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    • Children are never too young to start learning "be nice/be gentle" . The parents need to be parents and use every teachable moment to teach the child and the Husky to respect each other. Amazing Husky. That could've ended very badly. Do better adults.
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    • Dogs like “get your fucking kid away from me..... now.”
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    • He said 😦😑
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    • It seems like the baby is at the age where it’s motor functions still have a ways to go. Pretty sure by the dogs face it feels the same as when a puppy chews on the tail or ears of the mother, like it’s annoying but it knows the baby isn’t malicious.
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    • Listen all you people saying "bad parents" need to understand the process of teaching the kids doesn't happen over night. Trust me I have a great dane and 3 cats, I've taught my kids since babies to respect the animals and also taught my dog to be patient, although he was anyways. People ask (1/2)
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    • Husky went: raaaAAAAHHHH. damnfgfrmmrm
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    • I don’t care how well mannered the dog is, you never leave a child alone with a dog nor let them fuck with it
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    • Trust your inner pit bull, dew it
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    • If you’re gonna have a dog and a child, you need to make sure the child knows to respect the dog’s reflexes. If a baby swings it’s hand into a dog’s face, it’s gonna nip out of reflex. I’ve known people put dogs down when they bite kids but most of the time it’s from being provoked, not their fault
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    • Let that baby abuse the dog. Great parenting. I'm sure when the dog has had enough BS and bites, you'll put it down because aggression. Dumbasses.
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    • If you let your child abuse your pet you don't deserve the pet or the child.
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    • DarktaleAsriel husky time
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    • Good dog.
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    • When my brother was about 3 he slapped our dog and she got so frustrated at him the dog went and bit my dad
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    • Haaaa did you see that, she hit me! Oh of course you didn't see that
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    • Yeah eat her ass! Oh...
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    • My cats dont really like young kids but sometimes they let my nephew (hes not even 1 yet :) ) pet them if we make sure hes being gentle, he gets super excited when he sees them so my younger cat just goes upstairs, the older cat just walks away
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    • Maybe a nibble
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    • Great news 🔥🔥 I eat babies 😃😳 I munch on them daily because 🙂 they are very tasty 😎 give me your fucking kids
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    • “No no, I’m better than this, that is a child, they’ll probably put me down anyway. It is not worth it Gerald.”
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    • He’s like you saw that right?
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    • "Huh??? You dare disrespect me, the almighty woofer?"
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    • Dogs have their limits to their patience too, which is why keeping them around a baby or toddler that doesn't know shit about being gentle with animals is kinda a bad idea. A well trained dog can still bite if provoked, but with a well trained kid you'll probablyyy be fine idk tho bro Im just a bird
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    • The dog was like 👁👄👁bitch
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    • Bruh bite that bitch
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    • That's very much the look of "Maybe you're the one that should have gotten neutered instead."
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    • Give him permission, bitch.
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    • Stop acting like this kid hit the dog with the wrath of God.
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    • "Man you see this shit I put up with?"
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    • Husky said
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    • That dog opened its mouth like “no this b*tch did not” and then turned to the mom like “do you see this sh*t?”
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    • dogs tend to know to be gentle with babies, my old girl kenzie bullies tf out of my other dog when it comes to who gets the best toy but with the puppy she just lets him have it and jumps on the other dogs when they play too rough with him
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    • Mother, get this... This... THING... away from me.
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    • Good thing it wasn’t a pit bull
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    • If you have a young child and a dog, teach the child to respect the dog and never leave them unattended. Dogs only have so much patience
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    • “Are you gonna deal with this lil shit or am I gonna have to”
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    • "You need need to come check this bitch..."
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    • That look on its face! “Really bro?”
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    • This bitch.😑
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    • Husky like.....get this bitch
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    • "See, what can I do now Margaret?"
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    • "Really nigga?"
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    • Huskies are a mood
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    • N.I.S.E. Rule: never bother an animal while its Nursing, Injured, Sleeping or Eating. Or leave infants alone with them. Never
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    • She Needs A Paw Punch,To The Throat !!!!!
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    • My parents just let me learn the hard way. They were very adamant on me not constantly hugging my aunt’s dog. I was young and gentle, but didn’t understand that she was tired and old. I was 3, and they just got tired of telling me so let it play out. I knew better. I got bit and understood (1/2)
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    • You can train a pet yes, but if you for a second think its ok for your child to *play hit the dog* and it react and than u go off on your pet. I'm sorry but please hang yourself you don't deserve to live. Its a fucking animal I don't care if you teach it shit no one will be ok with someone hittingit
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    • Don't get a pet until your child is at least 15 and actually has empathy and compassion.
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    • Little siblings would hit you without hesitation and the older siblings would try to slap them or punch but the parents would be "Hes/shes just a baby. He didnt mean too" WTF DO YOU MEAN!?!?
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    • You see? The husky is men and the baby is women, the baby is allowed to hit the dog cause it doesnt know better but will still probably be punished and what happens if the dog retaliates? It gets put down
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    • “This is yours human, deal with it”
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    • Dog be like: I am not dealing with this every day. We are going to have a talk later Margaret
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    • That husky is like . Why the fuck did you buy this
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    • The parents would be wrong
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    • My dog is part husky and my baby daughter has always loved her and I feel like my dog knows that so she would grumble a bit about the roughness as a baby.. but now she is 2 and bell just gets up and walks away when she is done
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    • Teach kids to respect animals
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    • Teach the kid to not
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    • I love my small person, but does she have to do that?!
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    • Why do black people talk so fucking weird what the hell does that even mean
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    • "Dont hurt the innocent baby human"
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    • “So you just gonna let her do that?!”
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    • So If the kid was a fair bit older, the dog could probably get away with nipping the kid. As is the dog should probably leave, bark, or ignore it.
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    • I support equality, those fangs rated E for everybody
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    • Dog is police baby is blacks....... say im wrong
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    • Please don't let your kid grow up doing this. This dog may be fine with it, but someone else's dog won't be, and that's how kids get their faces bit off.
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    • It’s important to teach children how to properly pet dogs.
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    • Huskies shouldn't be around babies
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    • Stupid child
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    • Parents should really instill proper respect for animals
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    • That dog looks so DONE with that human
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    • “You seein this shit?”
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    • Child gonna find out
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    • My sister and her husband are expecting so I've been stress training Rusty, my lab mutt. I'm trying to make sure he knows how to act and not freak out when and if a baby bites his ear, tugs his tail, or slaps his nose
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    • Kick the babyyy
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    • Stupid ass fucking kid
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    • My 6 year old sister literally chokes the shit out of my husky and if it growls it gets beat
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    • This one time when I was young my dad suplexed my cat
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