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    • I'm not married so there's nothing to talk about
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    • Could u imagine opening up a shell and a mf OCTONIGGA crawls out?
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    • Did he just clam up
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    • Holy fucking shit that’s a smart octopus, that bastard fucking armored himself with a corpse
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    • It was always fuckin weird, cus the boys and girls had seperate stuff, and when the girls finished, they would look at us like we were evil sex obsessed demons
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    • So imagine you looking for pearls only to crack a clam open to see a mofo octopus
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    • Octopus are some of the smartest animals on earth
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    • Imagine cracking a clam open from your seafood platter and find a fucking octopus.
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    • Octopuses it has been found out are one of the most intelligent creatures
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    • Imagine hiding in the carcass of another person... Nature is fucked.
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    • Never experienced it luckily but I’d hate to be a kid of a churchgoing Christian family and be forced to attend Sunday school youth group bible camp and all that shit. Mighta made me turn out different, but if there’s a god he’s turned his back on me so why should I give him my time?
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    • Unpopular opinion: that’s your business and not your youth pastors
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    • Yo meme aside, that’s a pretty cool hiding spot
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    • Octopi are too fucking smart
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    • Octopuses lowkey smart af y'all look that shit up it's scary. They're also solitary animals so they learn everything by themselves from birth
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    • My church youth group leader has the PronHub app on his phone. I saw it on his phone once but it's the discrete "PH viewer" lol
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    • I actually remember sitting with our youth pastor and talking about how I masturbated all the time. What’s even more awkward is I never broke eye contact with him while I did it.
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    • That's fucking metal shit right there for the octopus
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    • Those were the kids that grew up and had kids super early cause no one actually taught them to have sex with responsibility, just with fear of god
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    • Apparently saying “I don’t have to worry about getting a girl pregnant before marriage because I’m gay” isn’t the best response... gtg back to shock therapy now
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    • Imagine finding opening that giant clam and you see this mf chilling
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    • Anyone else's youth group had a concerning amount of sluts and fuckboys? Come on rachel, 5 minutes ago you were passionately supporting the morality of marriage first and now you're telling your friends about this week's BBC
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    • “See this nice piece of gum? This is you as a virgin. *chews gum* Now see this chewed gum? Nobody wants this disgusting gum. This is you after premarital sex.” Youth group is fucking toxic.
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    • Imagine cracking open an oyster and sucking it down only to feel suction cups glide down your throat
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    • Imagine picking up a shell and a ducking octo jumps out
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    • Fuck youth group and sex. I’m still waiting to be offered free candy from strangers.
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    • Imagine being the clam and not understanding why your forcibly being shut?
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    • So, this is genius. A fish or whatever might try to open the clam to get a helpless meal that’s pretty nutritious. Only to be met by a vicious octopus ready to rip you to pieces
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    • i want a girlfriend
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    • I just want to feel the touch of a woman
      Duksoen 4 apr
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    • Wait, so does the clam eat the octopus? Is it going to be fed for the next few weeks, is that how it works?
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    • Octopus are smart as three year olds.. smarter than dogs
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    • Imagine thinking your bout to cook up some clams and a tiny octopus pops out instead
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    • Imagine thinking you bouta get a pearl but it’s only a sneaky boi
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    • If I was a sex ed teacher I would ask to volunteers to demonstrate a position
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    • I hated that shit. Guys and girls would have separate talks and then the girls would always walk out looking at the guys as if we were Satan himself.
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    • Wait until marriage you degens
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    • Imagine opening a clam shell expecting to find delicious clam meat and a fucking octopus comes out swinging rights and lefts in all directions
      pinktaco 2 apr
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    • opening clams to find pearls then there be a sqod
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    • I went to a summer camp with my youth group and for like 1 1/2 hrs. They split up boys and girls and with the boys the entire talk was about wether or it we watched porn. The pastor said “By show of hands, how many of you have watched porn?” And there was ONE MADLAD who raised his hand. He was a G
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    • This is so true thou. They once had this singing and guitar playing pregnant couple come and give this pseudo science lecture about 'scientific evidence' proving the soul comes into the egg immediately after the sperm enters. Everyone was very uncomfortable
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    • When the preacher speaks against pedophilia a little too often
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    • My youth group had the room divided into “the boys side” and “the girls side” and you couldn’t even sit down on the wrong side without everyone losing their shit
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    • So.....you get in someone’s clam? Well I suppose that’s ONE way to start the orgy......
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    • I guess you could say he clams up....
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    • "Oh boy' I sure do love finding Pearl's inside of shells"
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    • They always try to make you feel bad for having sex lmao
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    • Basically people used to get married at 16 because 16 year olds want to have sex really really badly, and there used to be no protection, now the wait till married rule is the same, and people don’t get married till they’re almost 30, so Christian teens are literally on the verge of the splurge
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    • Imagine seeing a big ass clam shell on the sea floor going to open it and a fucking octopus pops out
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    • Bro if humans die I bet you either octopuses, dolphins or dogs will be are successors
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    • I had no fucking clue they could do shit like that. How cool
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    • That was actually really cool
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    • Octopuses are way smarter than they’re given credit
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    • Imagining opening up a clan expecting to get a pearl and an octopus just fucks your day up.
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    • Those "abstinence" talks always made me uncomfortable, like "Pastor, if any puss comes sliding my way, I'm putting my dick in it."
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    • I do like being inside a nice clam
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    • Sly ass motherfucker
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    • Cephalopod energy > other phylums' energy
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    • Imagine tryin to find a pearl but instead squidward jumps out like a parasite from alien
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    • I used to just mentally zone out. They were always cringey about it.
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    • In the catholic church they do a lot more than talk about it
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    • Fookin hate the captions. I only like this video for the genius ovtopus
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    • I accidentally witnessed something like this firsthand. I was in the Bahamas and reached down to pick up what I Thought was a clam and a fucking translucent 8 legged fuck popped out like “surprise muthafucka”, inked on me and dipped.
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    • Okay, now THAT is pretty cool!
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    • Sea you later
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    • Imagine opening the shell after finding it and this popped out. Don’t know about you, but I’d be pissed
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    • Me when anyone tries to be negative about sex and tell me it’s wrong
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    • i used to go to hebrew school, im not even jewish
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    • it’s basically wearing the skeleton of it’s great great cousin
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    • So no head?
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    • octopus Boucle
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    • It's trying to be a face hugger
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    • I fucking hated taking sex ed, cause I knew all-too-damn well that I wasn't getting any. And I still havent
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    • Me when people talk about youth group
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    • I found one of these in Destin, Florida. Too damn neat
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    • How have octopus not taken over the world yet?
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    • Those mfs are strong as hell
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    • Imagine opening up a random shell in the ocean and seeing that craw out
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    • I wanna be an octopus for like a minute maybe
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    • I got kicked out because I told everyone me and the pastors daughter were secretly fucking
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    • Im really curious why the octopus did that. Evolution?
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    • Clever girl
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    • Those creatures are so damn cool. The much nicer honey badgers of the sea.
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    • I used to volunteer at a rev center in my 9th grade year to get my volunteer hours and these kids were cursing and talking about sex whenever we would go outside to the playground and they was all in elementary school😭😂
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    • Octopi are actually smart as fuck
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    • This is actually so freaking awesome.
      Jibblet 3 apr
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    • That Nigga said 🦑🐚
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    • What octopus is this
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    • It’s about the funniest thing when you bring up stuff like that around churchy people, especially 10-14 year olds. They get super quiet and never make eye contact
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    • Me when I open up to someone and they use it against me
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    • That’s called a coconut octopus
      Egrabher 3 apr
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    • You mean your pastor didn’t inspect your penis?
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    • You fear the idea of reproduction? Pathetic. (Laughs in chad)
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