• Me: *wakes up to piss at 3am*
My piss:
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    • Projectile Dysfunction
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    • Explosive piss? I've only heard of the other option in that variety.
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    • If I have to go in the middle of the night, I’m sitting down. Not worth the risk
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    • Here’s what i do so that it’s a steady stream. Before you piss, you pinch your dick until it builds a bit of pressure. Then when you let it all out it all that pressure will cause all the pee to go straight fast and a clean piss
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    • Trust no one, not even yourself
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    • Yo what mod is this.
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    • I told my doctor I poop every day at 8am. He said "weird, but not quite a problem". I said "well it is when I always wake up at 8:30!"
      RickC1377 24 jun
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    • I’ve been practicing for years and I have found that the key to pissing with an erection is self confidence and dedication. If you have a steady and confident hand, you’ll have a steady and confident stream
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    • My piss be spraying the ceiling and shit
      Lick 24 jun
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    • Would've been hilarious if the gun turned and shot the person holding it
      Swigit 24 jun
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    • Yeah my cock is a revolver too.
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    • Does anyone have the cursed gun reload animation videos?
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    • Pistol whip
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    • Just like my montage
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    • Anyone know what causes the split streams?
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    • Flaccid gun fo today
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    • Sometimes I piss sitting down to take the pressure off my legs. I'm so weak that even pissing at this point is a challenge.
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    • Bruh the physics on that gun barrel 👌
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    • Bruh just sit to pee
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    • When you start making too much noise when peeing
      Afterew 24 jun
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    • It's like an elastic elephant trunk.
      Kelzedek 24 jun
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    • My game when I fuck up in unity
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    • Flicks won’t work anymore
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    • Anyone else think that looks like a PP?
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    • What
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    • Or when it sh00ts off in two directions (I can't believe you can't say sh00t what the hell)
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    • Thats why i edge before i pee
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    • Same
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    • My aim with the Deagle when im 1v5.
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    • One time when i was 9yrs old i accidentally peed in my mouth. i went into the bathroom and it was the first time my pp got hooked on the lip of my trousers. So i went for it, it arched right into the toilet. I thought it was so funny i leaned forward laughing, and it shot straight into my mouth.
      Logley 24 jun
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    • Haha that’s me but with my shit
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    • Yes
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    • I've been having this recent problem where there's always a bit of piss stuck in my urethra every time I pee and poop
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    • What game is this oh my God
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    • Just stick a coffee stir straw up there. Works great.
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    • I’M GONNA PISS ON THE MOOOOOOON!
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    • Floppy-5
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    • Looney toones gun
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    • If I wake up and have to pee I always sit on a fucking wet toilet cuz of this.
      EatMe 27 jun
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    • Dried cum in the hole
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    • Monky man thinks this is accurate
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    • That’s cuz men can’t do basics tasks such as pee in a straight line.
      C_tie 26 jun
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    • I only piss like a woman, I don't trust my aim
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    • stop jerking off so often before bed yw boys
      xXSpadeXx 26 jun
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    • If girls were a man for a day
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    • It’s gross,phalic,confusing, and impractical I’ll take 20
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    • Having a UTI and trying to piss:
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    • Gmod?
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    • How it feels to aim with Mcree in Overwatch
      PepegaBoi 26 jun
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    • So, theoretically right, if someone was a trap (maybe me) should I pee sitting or pee standing up?
      Alpacaaa 26 jun
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    • Shower
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    • If it’s the middle of the night and there’s 50/50 chance I got that midnight wood I’m sitting down to take a piss I don’t care.
      memotyka 26 jun
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    • Can confirm
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    • Just sit down wtf
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    • Reminds me of the sniper rifle in cursed halo
      TheoXne 25 jun
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    • What's the game called
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    • Sounds like someone been masterbating
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    • Gotta open your dickhole so your stream doesn’t split
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    • Pisstol
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    • Unity is awesome for how retarded you can make shit
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    • Bro why are you exposing my valorant gameplay c'mon man
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    • FLACCID REVOLVER
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    • Idk about you but peeing with a hard fuck is alot harder
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    • Two streams
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    • Floppy gun, Floppy gun
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    • What? Do none of you have any control over your dick? You’ve had it your whole life lmfao
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    • This makes me mildly uncomfortable.
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    • Hip firing with snipers in cod be like
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    • This has got to be one of the most curses gun animations I have ever seen. Thank you.
      GunNut23 25 jun
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    • It's a wobbly piss-tole
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    • Wakes up? Who goes to sleep that early?
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    • I could only understand this meme if it had a only boys will understand lol in it
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    • W o b b l g u n
      Jolteon_ 25 jun
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    • God awful
      TheCheat 25 jun
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    • Ya all need a fucking doctor
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    • Hah fools, I have to pee through a straw so I don't have to deal with this shit
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    • Wiggly weannie
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    • .
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    • Dick physics in anime
      mantang1 25 jun
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    • Piss in the bathtub
      ABZ2 24 jun
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    • That would be fun to learn
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    • Lmao
      Parthenes 24 jun
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    • Anyone else think this just looked hilarious?
      TacoKilla 24 jun
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    • This is the Jim Carreys gun.
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    • Gorn be like
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    • More like my aim in fucking Warzone
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    • Trapfact! This is what my cum looks like when I have a vibrator in my ass!
      TrapFacts 24 jun
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    • It's a flaccid revolver
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    • Trying to aim in csgo like
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    • This is what it's like when you try and hip fire in just about any fps
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    • Flaccid gun flaccid gun
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