Zoska Zoska
18 may
Me to the tag when it's also shitposting hours
my dog just walked into my room with a jar of peanut butter and the biggest smile on her face, I dont know where she got it from. - my dog just walked into my room with a jar of peanut butter and the biggest smile on her face, I dont know where she got it from.😭😭🤣🤣
QueenElizabeth123 QueenElizabeth123
21 sep 2020
my dog just walked into my room with a jar of peanut butter and the biggest smile on her face, I dont know where she got it from. - my dog just walked into my room with a jar of peanut butter and the biggest smile on her face, I dont know where she got it from.😭😭🤣🤣
Why do cats purr?
ApocritaArchive ApocritaArchive
29 sep 2020
Why do cats purr?
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
10 feb
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
Weighing myself after having COVID like
DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE OTHER FOOLS WERE DOING, BUT LOST FOUR POUNDS.
akoch akoch
15 dec 2020
Weighing myself after having COVID like DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE OTHER FOOLS WERE DOING, BUT LOST FOUR POUNDS.
How your girl sees you when you play video games all day
Scarredfoxx Scarredfoxx
23 oct 2020
How your girl sees you when you play video games all day
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself
I proudblackconservative
Responsible af. good doggo.
You can't be mad at him
psychedelicfelon
Definitely should give him a treat
GET THIS DOG A TREAT
_Bug_ _Bug_
23 sep 2020
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself I proudblackconservative Responsible af. good doggo. You can't be mad at him psychedelicfelon Definitely should give him a treat GET THIS DOG A TREAT
Bird: *chirps outside*
My Dog:
AaronZecane AaronZecane
20 nov 2020
Bird: *chirps outside* My Dog:
HIM: what r u coin
HER: just here in a tank too
HIM: send me pic
HER:
LaMadrina LaMadrina
29 mar
HIM: what r u coin HER: just here in a tank too HIM: send me pic HER:
When you run out of masks but need to wear something to buy more
HighBalls HighBalls
11 dec 2020
When you run out of masks but need to wear something to buy more
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo
Chris no
"Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
iMarsy iMarsy
14 sep 2020
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo Chris no "Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
How it feels when you finally find Waldo on the page:
SS
Hanover Hanover
24d
How it feels when you finally find Waldo on the page: SS
Watermelon sugar high'
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high' Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high
Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge
Requeum Requeum
8 jan 2021
Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge
Work order says "check vibration" so you take the vehicle for a test drive only to find out "vibration" was actually death wobble when you hit 65mph.
I feel was denied...
NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION!
ON
Work order says "check vibration" so you take the vehicle for a test drive only to find out "vibration" was actually death wobble when you hit 65mph. I feel was denied... NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION! ON
If men shopped with their dogs like women shop with their dogs
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
28 sep 2020
If men shopped with their dogs like women shop with their dogs
If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn't know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their
corpses.
Nescisne Nescisne
6 jan 2021
If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn't know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.
"I've just learned a terrible truth. I think
Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord."
"Yeah, but you acting kinda sus though."
FlyingWhale FlyingWhale
27 sep 2020
"I've just learned a terrible truth. I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord." "Yeah, but you acting kinda sus though."
dankestIdogmemes dankestIdogmemes
25 aug 2020
My dramatic dog after we didn't share any of our dinner with her See
BREAKING: Donald Trump makes miraculous and historic recovery.
TexasHeat85 TexasHeat85
5 oct 2020
BREAKING: Donald Trump makes miraculous and historic recovery.