• Me to my meat: “don‘t nut too quick I'm tryin
to last 10 mins with her"
My meat:
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    • If I get tc I’ll pay attention in class, get good grades, and report back to y’all what my grade on the test I’m taking soon is
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    • U gotta nut beforehand, use that cooldown time
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    • The trick is to eat her out for a bit or until she orgasms so that when you're up it doesn't matter if you cum quick or not
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    • Many men think that going for hours is the way to go. Like nahh. Only occasionally. If my girl cums in less than 15 mins thats all that matters. Then i can happily nut right after. At the end of it its about both parties cumming , not how long it lasted
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    • People forget the only purpose of sex is to reproduce, cumming early is evolutionarily better than cumming after and hour of fucking...
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    • Now whenever i personify my dick i will imagine it having buttercup's voice
      iBatwing 26 mar
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    • Just nut while she gives you a blow job then get ready to pound her without having to worry about nutting early
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    • Beat your meat about half an hour before you have sex. You'll last a bit longer. Take deep breaths and relax. Breathing quick accelerates your heart rate making you feel anxious, nervous, excited which results in you climaxing quicker. Think about something boring or gross. Dick Hacks.
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    • Just nut beforehand
      Doge822 26 mar
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    • *casually talks to cock*
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    • Is it weird that when I masturbate I can cum within like 3 minutes, yet when I have sex with my gf I can easily go an hour without coming close?
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    • Trying to last 10 minutes (In the relationship)
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    • Thanks i didn’t want my childhood anyways
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    • LewdCheri 26 mar
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    • Shout out to the dudes who last over an hour and can cum on demand like AT&T
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    • I used to be a fast cummer, you just have to try really hard to hold it in. If you’re not digging deep you will cum early. Imagine instead of cumming and you’re on stage and about to piss your pants, you just have to hold it in with all of your might. After awhile you can last almost forever because
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    • I told myself i would quit scrolling when i found a post that wasnt a fucking video. Its been 40 minutes
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    • mw3war4 27 mar
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    • NOBODY LEWDS THE POWER PUFF GIRLS AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!
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    • Am I the only guy in the world who actually has to try really hard to orgasm during sex? I just recently found out it wasn’t normal so now it’s weird for me. And no I’m not gay. I wish it were that simple
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    • *confused erection by listening to the powerpuff girls say this out of context*
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    • THE END IS HERE ARTICLE 13 (now renumbered to 17) HAS BEEN APPROVED. NO MORE MEMES THE EU HAS RUINED THE INTERNET. ARTICLE STATES THAT THE RAPTURE MUST BE IMPLEMENTED IN 2 YEARS.
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    • I was beating for 20 minutes. it was somewhat annoying after like 10
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    • I didn’t actually think guys couldn’t last more than 30mins in bed. I thought it was just an exaggerated joke. But some of my exes have clarified that fuckers don’t care and just bust a couple minutes in. That’s sad af for anyone involved.
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    • I’m sorry God for what I must do
      juke119 26 mar
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    • Fun fact: A long time for giraffes is 7-8 seconds and the average ejaculation time is 3 seconds.
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    • Me to my girl - do you want the quickie or the full two minutes?
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    • I hate how you ruined that for me from my childhood
      Bronyious 26 mar
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    • The secret to not nutting early is ..if you feel like your about to cum, pause for 5sec and you'll last another 5min 😏👌
      Wonderfu1 26 mar
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    • Why does ifunny have this many fucking video features, if I wanted to watch videos I’d go on YouTube
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    • When i masturbate i last 3 hours but with my body pillow I only last 3 minutes 😔
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    • Ngl I can’t cum during sex because the condom makes it feel like shit so i need a bj afterwards
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    • The eyebrows of the alligator are on the wrong side.
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    • Extended foreplay gentleman. It'll save you a lot of time and worry.
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    • Stupid, I ain’t gonna let you get the chance
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    • 10 minutes is a pretty long time if you go for that long every time
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    • After 3.25 mins of sex, my hand goes into "OVERDRIVE FINGERS MODE ACTIVATE"
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    • It’s actually been proven that sex should only last around 7-9 minutes
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    • PorkSword 30 mar
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    • It's easier to last longer if you don't flex it.
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    • Can't relate cuz I have no girl
      Dre123 28 mar
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    • I’ve never had an orgasm from another person I only been with my ex and he lasted 15 tops
      magicbean 28 mar
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    • This show got away with so much shit
      Engiebeer 28 mar
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    • I never got people cumming early like I last too long. I legit cannot nut bro. Like my girl could probably suck me off for like 30 minutes and I won't nut
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    • I get anxiety and take to long to cum. Every time I'm with a chick she gets off the minute I put my dick in them it starts to get awkward with her just laying there waiting for me to ejaculate. Shit like that causes anxiety
      O_Boi 28 mar
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    • I finally lost my virginity a few weeks ago. All my life I expected my dick to be considered small and to not last very long. Turned out my dick is too big for regular condoms and I lasted for like 20-30 minutes my first time. High five for over sharing!
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    • The writers knew what they were doing.
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    • oxGrEeKxo 27 mar
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    • If your girl is frustrated about if you’re quick what’s your reaction
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    • Why do people destroy my childhood more and more. Its just another day in ifunny.🙄😑
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    • That's why you gotta edge my dude
      Vingalmo 26 mar
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    • I guess time for cock and ball torture
      zack345 26 mar
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    • i honestly wonder how women feel or react about guys orgasming rather quick
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    • Sex on average is only 3-5 minutes for one round, that’s why you just go more than one, you both win
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    • TheMeh 26 mar
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    • Tbh I find it flattering af when the guy cums really quick
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    • If you don’t have money for Plan B, just fuck her while your nuts in there and kill the nut with friction
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    • Power of flight? Nah. Telekinesis? Nah. Read people's minds? Nah. Able to control when you cum? Now that's a superpower!
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    • If you just made out with a girl for 2 hours then have sex you're lasting 10 secs tops
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    • swae 26 mar
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    • If you nut just keep going. Only pussies stop after 1st nut.
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    • Missionary makes me cum so much faster than doggy
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    • Assign 26 mar
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    • why yall gotta do this shit to kids shows? these are rockin children, wtf is wrong with yall
      BackPain 26 mar
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    • Amateurs, all of you. I've been fucking for 10 years straight non stop and I still haven't had my first nut.
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    • Anyone know how to deal with performance anxiety?
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    • WAIT A DAMN SECOND IS BUTTERCUP THE SAME VOICE ACTOR AS TOMMY PICKLES FROM RUGRATS?!?!
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    • Anzelm 26 mar
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    • When you banging, you have to breath. If you don’t breath, you will ejaculate fast. Also clench your butthole if you think you going to but fast. Fucking noobs.
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    • Damn Tommy chill with the Reptar roleplay
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    • More like 10 seconds
      Speck 26 mar
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    • Facts.
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