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    • Nah, it was all a well made shitpost people bought for God knows why, and it spread like wildfire. But it's confirmed fake by the one who originally posted it
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    • Excuse me what
      Dillphin 27 jun
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    • and cortana can be contained inside the suit no? (I don't know too much about Halo but I think I remember that)
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    • That part was wrong tho wasnt it
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    • Sources: dude trust me
      pen15ner 1 jul
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    • this is the origin of this dumb joke, a clearly fake page from the fall of reach that anyone who has read the book would immediately recognize as fake.
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    • AirMann 1 jul
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    • Imagine wearing a 400 pound suit that beats you off. (Could be wrong about that weight)
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    • I could finally jack off in public and not get arrested
      tweb 1 jul
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    • Maybe if I got a suit that jacked me off I wouldn’t feel as lonely 😔
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    • Fun fact this was a hoax made by IFunny user "Revolver" it is not true please like so others can see
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    • So if cortana is in the suit and the suit jacks chief off??? Could cortana do it?
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    • This is canon they do it to improve the performance while in battlefield or when their stressed (during a battle field) at leadt that's what I remeber however their sex drive is super low due to somthing I forgot
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    • Anyone else find shit like this 100x funnier at night?
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    • It’s confirmed: Master Chief fucks
      Skrunky 1 jul
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    • It’s literally not in the book
      jibjab 1 jul
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    • RevenantsShadow YOU READ THE BOOKS , I WANT ANSWERS
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    • It was in the book it was never actually added as a function, just a possible ability.
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    • @dril is the same guy who was being terrorized on twitter by someone sending him pics of cups too close to the edge of tables
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    • Fuck I wish I had that suit
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    • Yeah that was just an edited picture. The book does not say that sadly
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    • Guwutine 1 jul
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    • Whenever I think of Halo theme I think of Dark Souls
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    • What
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    • blue_too 1 jul
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    • Just in case you’re out of the loop, halo infinite trailer is coming next month boys
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    • And cortona is in his suit/controls the suit, right?
      Sefrius 1 jul
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    • Wait what the fuck
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    • I thought this was found out to be false?
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    • Ok, I can't remember exactly, but I'm pretty sure it's a sexual stimulant to reduce stress and increase efficiency. Not jacking off, but edging
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    • Based
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    • Luca__ 1 jul
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    • revolver i hate you, you did this.
      Conquest 8 jul
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    • My headphones at random disconnected and I swiped SO HARD WHEN I SAW THAT JEEZ
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    • No , no hes got a point
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    • K this tweet had a link to a supposed section from one of the novels about the armor and Dr Halsey but it was fake and there is no space suit flesh light
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    • No it’s not fucking real it was a fucking joke made by a Halo account on Twitter, name is dril. People actually believe this.
      buoy456 1 jul
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    • Why is david hayter voicing master chief in this meme?
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    • Well, actually the spartan 1 and 2 programs gave them injections that just removed their desire for sex.
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    • Haven’t read it but my best guess is something along the lines of “the suit provides everything the body needs”
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    • Footage 1 jul
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    • That was faked
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    • Well if you read in the holy bible 11:26 it says that fucking sea emperors is always a good thing
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    • Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Bush did 9/11
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    • Uhhhh I didn’t need to know that but now I’m interested
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    • After this post master chief threw a grenade at Thomas the train
      M870 1 jul
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    • No, it doesnt
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    • It’s to call him down in battle, to heal better
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    • Not true
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    • Maslow 4 jul
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    • Wait where does the jizz go?
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    • I can confirm that the novels do not say this and in fact was doctored
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    • My main issue with fucking the sea emperor leviathan is that she’s about 100x my size
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    • It isnt true. The books say nothing about this. It was a post made by some dude and he even admitted to it being fake
      Bug198 3 jul
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    • So if Cortana is in the suit then she kinda is fucking him
      JazzyJz 3 jul
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    • Sir, just the facts
      Catchie 3 jul
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    • Dude I have the book and i could have fuckin sworn it said that it sexually relives them
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    • What should I do with this knowledge
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    • If her pussy stink, she got 2 buttholes
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    • no but he does have a cathoder in his dick so he can piss in the suit. not joking. all spartains have this
      Dmoe329 3 jul
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    • True
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    • Why
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    • But if she’s the suit’s AI then she jacks him off
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    • I need that armor
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    • While eating Big Mac
      TheNeon 3 jul
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    • Glad there are people in here who know it’s fake. Also, anyone who read the novels knows that due to augmentation, Spartan sex Drive is almost non existent
      Heureka 3 jul
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    • I was waiting for big Mac
      alxlpziv 3 jul
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    • revolver your shitpost has gotten out of control my dude.
      PunchCat 3 jul
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    • God I hate the fucking suit jack Master Chief off bit
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    • Duhky 2 jul
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    • You know I think it's funny how the people who made the suit likely had to account for that aspect in the male soldiers.
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    • So in other words he fucks cortana cuz she's an ai whos kinda in his suit
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    • Yes, the suit does actually jacks the Spartans off. It keeps them on their feet and focused
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    • This is canon. The texts say how the groin region of the suit is equipped with "biofoam", to calm master chief in combat. Cortana is inside that suit. Conclusion- all that rule34 shit is canon.
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    • Really
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    • Why though?
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