Marine corps gummy bears
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l
'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat
First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and
<isappointment, then when you take another bite your
'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be
'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is
\hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking
'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
BO
288,532 note:
Darkwolf244 Darkwolf244
27 sep 2020
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l 'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and <isappointment, then when you take another bite your 'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be 'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is \hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking 'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich. BO 288,532 note:
When you remember that your future depends on you
When you remember that your future depends on you
Why is everyone staring at my food?
delightedGaming delightedGaming
6 jan 2021
Why is everyone staring at my food?
Dog people
Cat people
Bird
its_ya_boi_Cheems its_ya_boi_Cheems
22 sep 2020
Dog people Cat people Bird
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU KNOW HOW SHADY SOMEONE IS
BUT THEY GOT EVERYBODY ELSE FOOLED
FAQUE FAQUE
5 oct 2020
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU KNOW HOW SHADY SOMEONE IS BUT THEY GOT EVERYBODY ELSE FOOLED
When you're waiting on the loading screen for 10 minutes and realise itSays "press any button to continue*
TLOU2ISAMAZING TLOU2ISAMAZING
27 jan 2021
When you're waiting on the loading screen for 10 minutes and realise itSays "press any button to continue*
When you're putting charge on a wall and hear some drug addict start hooking up a car battery on the other side.
XXXextensioncord XXXextensioncord
3 mar
When you're putting charge on a wall and hear some drug addict start hooking up a car battery on the other side.
guess who's wasting their lives away in bed sleeping and looking at memes
@sadhomiememes
ItsMeBlasphemy ItsMeBlasphemy
11 may
guess who's wasting their lives away in bed sleeping and looking at memes @sadhomiememes
She got angry with the ball because it didn't fit in her mouth.
ToberBacon ToberBacon
23 sep 2020
She got angry with the ball because it didn't fit in her mouth.
Mace windu whenever ahsoka or Anakin do something heroic
highestvibes highestvibes
27 sep 2020
Mace windu whenever ahsoka or Anakin do something heroic
Nobody:
The boys bathroom
Your hotdog match for my bratwurst
XKENZIEXx XKENZIEXx
17 mar
Nobody: The boys bathroom Your hotdog match for my bratwurst
my phone suspiciously started acting up around the time Apple is releasing a new one.
iFoneOS
19 oct 2020
my phone suspiciously started acting up around the time Apple is releasing a new one.
NS
This Tomb Raider sure has a lot of upper protection with guns like those.
elated_davidsirdude elated_davidsirdude
10 oct 2020
NS This Tomb Raider sure has a lot of upper protection with guns like those.
The true rulers of the
Internet!
The true rulers of the Internet!
Sleepy kittens - Sleepy kittens
KingChroma KingChroma
23 sep 2020
Sleepy kittens - Sleepy kittens
DID YOU)
KNOW?
Bird Facts
NAG
Birds were sent from hell to torture people on cocaine
EdgarAllenPoe EdgarAllenPoe
23 sep 2020
DID YOU) KNOW? Bird Facts NAG Birds were sent from hell to torture people on cocaine
BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
When your friend borrows $2 and decides not to give it back
meyer gonna financially mecover from this
areyoueatingtho areyoueatingtho
3 jan 2021
When your friend borrows $2 and decides not to give it back meyer gonna financially mecover from this
When you're sitting at work and you see a dog on instagram with 5 million followers and you realize he's making more money than you.
SpareParts SpareParts
23 oct 2020
When you're sitting at work and you see a dog on instagram with 5 million followers and you realize he's making more money than you.