• Longhorns players were hypnotized
and the results were crazyaas
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    • Hypnotist: thank you That one guy: this mf really just said thank you
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    • All exactly the same person but in different bodies
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    • Hypnosis is real. It’s been studied medically multiple times and the benefits have been published in support of it. Also, being susceptible has nothing to do with intelligence, doesn’t mean you’re dumb or weak-minded. It’s a choice. Hypnotherapy can be very effective if you choose it.
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    • Saw a hypnotist once hypnotize 7 guys. He then accidentally dropped the mike and said Fck me. What happened next will haunt me the rest of my days.
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    • We had a hypnotist come to my high school and entertain us seniors. Had a kid speaking fluent Japanese and had another kid translating.
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    • A hypnotist came to my middle school for an event, and a friend of mine ended up landing a backflip (we’re taking a somewhat chubby, kinda tall guy here). Needless to say, everybody flipped shit
      WildWowl 18 aug
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    • That’s not hypnotism that the concussion finally settling in
      lil_a11an 16 aug
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    • Imagine saying hypnosis doesnt work when the CIA has documents from MK Ultra about using hypnotism succesfully to achieve "manchurian canidates"
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    • There’s also a level of initial compliance. You have to breathe and relax and follow. If you actively decide not to participate you won’t be, simple as that.
      TeamTFA 16 aug
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    • Hypnosis only works on people that are highly susceptible to suggestion aka dumb bitches
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    • “How are you feeling?” “..Stuck” has the same energy as “How do you keep your pants up during shows?” “...Belt.”
      Spira 16 aug
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    • How you feelin? S T U C C
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    • Real quick. If you are in an audience and they bring a hypnotize professional on, just let yourself be hypnotized. Its fun. It only works if you let it. Sit down and shut up.
      BurlyBigJ 16 aug
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    • That one dude looked back when the sirens went off😂
      fedred 19 aug
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    • I did this exact thing one time on stage in front of people and I went along with it. It’s not “real” in the sense that people actually fall asleep. You have complete control, but it’s kind of like peer pressure in a way. You sort of want to go along with it because why not?
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    • I will never believe shit like this unless it actually happens to me.
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    • You think if they hypnotized them to play good, they’d be worth playing this season?
      _Langley_ 16 aug
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    • No one: Black people when someone gets hypnotized: WHEEEEEEEZE
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    • I was once hypnotized in front of my entire school. I don’t remember, but I’m told that I was made to believe I was naked, and whilst everyone else on the stage tried to cover up, I spread out my legs and winked at the audience. I have no memory of this and have no idea if it’s true
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    • Hypnotism is bull, it only kinda works if you believe in it.
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    • Since this will get lost, you all are amazing and I wish only the best because that’s what you deserve
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    • This isnt fake. We had a hypnotist for our senior dinner dance where he hypnotized about 10 people I grew up with since kindergarten. Obviously I woulda known if they were faking it. Seeing you're friends do this stuff like in the video is unmatched entertainment
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    • Hypnosis is real. It’s essential just a method to set your brain into a delta state. Some people are highly susceptible to it, some people not at all, and many people fake it.
      NuhUhNoon 16 aug
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    • “How you feelin?” “...sstuc”
      bestbrian 16 aug
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    • Only 15% of people are highly susceptible to hypnosis btw
      rutz_2016 16 aug
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    • Anyone person who claims to have been hypnotized WANTED to do the dumb shit that happened. Every hypnotist will admit it’s a complete sham
      Yodah 17 aug
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    • They did this for my senior brunch in high school. People generally have a good time.
      TeamTFA 16 aug
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    • Someone came to my small college and did this but it was like crazy embarrassing shit that these people wouldn’t do no matter how much money you gave them so I honestly think it’s legit
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    • “Thank you” is the new “N-word”
      Cee_yarr 16 aug
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    • You can't be hypnotized against your will, I've been to a hypnotist in college. It actually only works on about 20% of people
      Mizar 16 aug
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    • Fake. They pull aside people before the event and tell them to act a certain way
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    • STUCK
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    • So a while ago i got on stage for a hypnotism and she did exactly this and it didnt work and i made her look stupid af her face was red af then i saw on her hand it said play along
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    • “Hey look at that light up there” “wha- oh shit” *dies*
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    • Went to a hypnotist that made all of the men give birth. A dude in front of me thought that the person next to me was the father. Of their ghost baby
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    • It works, but you have to not only have the right mind, but you have to let them do it. And they take the steering wheel from there in ur unconsciousness.
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    • I had the same guy at my high school graduation party thing, a couple months back.
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    • See now, a group of young men like that... they’re not actors, and they’re whole squad is there, in my opinion if it wasn’t legit they would be cracking smirks and laughing all over the place. They legit just went stone cold... very odd
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    • Paused at the perfect time
      exphluxy_ 16 aug
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    • I want it to be done on me. I don't completely buy it so I won't trust it till I confirm for myself.
      BigNelly 16 aug
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    • The guy when the hypnotist said “thank you”:
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    • The dude who was offended by the word thank you made me laugh
      Future777 16 aug
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    • Did her dad help with the motherboard?
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    • Lol, hypnotism is real and it is a science. It's psychology, your brain isn't as smart as you think it is. There are back doors. I've been hypnotized, it's real.
      Numbrq 21 aug
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    • Hypnotist: Thank you so much... That one guy:
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    • Hypnosis and magic has been proven to be fake. 🤷‍♂️
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    • Hypnotism isn't real, you dinks.
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    • you'd have to be a retard to still beleive in hypnosis in 2019
      SIXSET 17 aug
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    • Show like this came to my HS. Students were tests before entering the show. They'd blindfold you, push you, and you had to not instinctively correct the behavior. Idk for sure, but I think they need people with poor metacognition.
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    • This guy was at the Shiawasse County fair last week and my brothers girlfriend was being "hypnotized" and when he told them to do something stupid she quit faking and got up and left
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    • Damn I didnt know my local steakhouse had a whole football team
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    • Hypnosis is a joke
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    • So the other guys not weak minded enough to be affected I heard it has somthing to do with will or something
      Gage72 16 aug
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    • The one guy who looked over his shoulder when he heard the sirens lmao
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    • If only they could hypnotize them to play good
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    • This is because hypnotism mostly only works on idiots
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    • I'm not sure how it works but some guy made Howie Mandel shake hands with people, so I can't tell when it's fake or not
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    • "How ya feeling" "...stuck" lmaoo
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    • I believe hypnotism to be bullshit
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    • Maybe if they spent more time practicing during fall camp than this crap the could actually win a big 12 championship game.
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    • Imagine going to UT (this post made by the A&M gang)
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    • Can anybody actually hear what the guy is saying when they hipnotist asks him why he got pulled over? I've listened to this three times I can't catch it 😂
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    • Fake?
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    • If only they could have hypnotized them to not be such trash
      Sooners 18 aug
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    • I hope we all know that this is fake
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    • It is real, but you have to be willing to succumb to it. If you go into it thinking that it won't work, it usually doesn't. You have to be willing to kind of let go, and that's when it works
      mvod 17 aug
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    • You can only be hypnotized if you believe it works, in other words: it's just bullshit and people just do what they're told
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    • This hypnosis once told her audience,”everyone and anyone can be hypnotized. Not everyone and anyone is WILLING to be hypnotized” I think about that every now and then
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    • I was working a fair a couple years back and we had someone do hypnotism. I watched him all day slowly get people into deeper psychosis do weird stuff. To this day I'm terrified of the man and his voodoo magic.
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    • I still won't believe in this shit till I get knocked out by one of these dudes
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    • We had a hypnotist come to our college once and the volunteers thought the audience was naked at one point. It was hysterical
      firemama 16 aug
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    • How can people think hypnosis is real
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    • That’s not how hypnotism works.
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    • I’d like everyone to know hypnosis is a blast if you have an open mind, yeah it’s not real, but you become calm and act out hilarious situations while your friends freak out, I personally was an elephant expert (ACT) and my friends lost it
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    • “Stuck.”
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    • Man this guy's genjutsu is unreal
      wuhappan 16 aug
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    • What did that guy say when he asked him “do you know why I pulled you over?”
      Whateveri 16 aug
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    • Its somewhere between real and fake depending on your own mind. I'm very skeptical but it did work for me. It was more like guide meditation, but it still worked.
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    • Hypnotism is different that how movies portray it. You can’t be hypnotized if you don’t want to be
      conotaur 16 aug
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    • "How you feeling?" "....Stuck."
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    • Everyone thinks it’s fake until you see someone you know get hypnotized and they act dumb as hell.
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    • Shtuck.
      Niitrex 19 aug
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    • Say it’s fake. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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    • The hypnotist probably goes an entirely different direction when hypnotizing hot 20 year old sorority chicks. "You 14 chicks will now bend over doggy style and remove your panties, next y'all take turns sucking off big daddy Hypnotizer, and finally y'all buy plan B and forget this ever happened" 👏
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    • Is this legit bc it seems too cool to be real
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    • “How you feeling?” “Stuck!” 😂😂😂😂
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    • Yeah but hypnosis isnt real
      FloorMeat 17 aug
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    • Bruh he's literally telling them what to do. Hypnosis is such bullshit lmao.
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    • Can they trick them into being a good team?
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    • Black people reacting to magic tricks and this kinda stuff is my favorite shit
      Grithorn 16 aug
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    • How you feelin? Stuck
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    • This guy came to my college once. I was on stage. Its a really strange feeling. Like you know whats going on but its not important, seems more important just to do what he says.
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    • “How u feelin?” “stuck”
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    • “How are you feeling?” , “stuck”. Me too my friend me too
      rubicon 16 aug
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    • That shit scary tho, imagine if he at the bar and said to a chick ur coming home with me SLEEP
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    • “Thank you” became the new n-word for that guy lol
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