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    • Dude gives off the vibe of a veteran stand up comedian. One of the few videos so far where I legitimately lol’d the entire time.
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    • This man speaks the truth haha
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    • This man is older than me but hes speaking my childhood
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    • I get the feeling hes killed someone in the back of his Italian restaurant because they disrespected him on this, the day of his daughters wedding
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    • Can’t tell if he’s making fun of his generation or our generation
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    • This is funny dont get me wrong but i was born in 2003 and i grew up with all this shit was it really around for that long?
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    • Name is Frank Del Pizzo, if you guys care to read the description (next to the tags) you would know
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    • 18 now I used all this shit 😂I remember when I was like in first grade the teacher took up any pop rocks cause there was a rumor that they would pop in your stomach and fuck you up parents were freaking out and shit
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    • He sooo missed an opportunity to talk about lawn darts
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    • When he said snorting Pixy sticks I had an immediate flash back to like a year or two ago when I snorted hot Cheetos dust in lunch with my friends
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    • Comedians are so much funnier when they say the correct things. Like when he talks about the Nintendo 3ds or the red-40, I don't know why but it's funnier since I don't have to roll my eyes when some comedian is like "oh kids these days and their wiipods am I right?"
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    • I was born in 2000 and did all of these things...
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    • Looks like
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    • I get frustrated when old people can't do basic things at my job. How hard is it to buy one small item at a self checkout register?
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    • That was fucking great. I remember our playgrounds: metal everything on top of concrete. Nothing like going to the playground on a hot summer day & daring some schmuck to slide down when you know that shit is a fucking oven.
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    • This is funny but ive heard that comedians dont like the laugh factory because they film and post without your consent and sometimes it'll leak jokes that are being saved for a special
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    • So basically hes a 50 year old 2000s kid
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    • didn't even mention fucking lawn darts
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    • This is great
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    • I feel like kids are generally smarter nowadays just because of the intensity of their toys. A bored kid is a stupid kid
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    • That's actually funny you guys just have a retarded sense if humor
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    • Sometimes I wish society was more laid back because now everyone is so “triggered” and “affected” by things you could normally do in the 70s. Now there’s so many laws restricting fun. Like damn, let people live a little huh
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    • WHAT. THE FUCK’S. HIS NAME.
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    • Pretty sure I saw this guy perform on a royal Caribbean cruise. Funny af
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    • Was born in 98 and had all of this stuff
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    • Two words...lawn darts
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    • Boomer humor
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    • I was born in 98 and he just described my childhood to a T
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    • Ahhh yes, boomers.
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    • i was born in 2003 and did all that stuff, this dude mentioned doing it in the 70’s and 80’s, and then theres a fuckin ‘90s’ kid taking credit for it all saying 2000 kids wont understand like what the fuck
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    • Hey wow a Boomer that doesn't exclusively make humor about the young'ns being retarded for having iPads
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    • What? A older comedian making jokes about another generation and hes making fun of his OWN? JESUS CHRIST.
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    • Third bomb nibbas be like:
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    • I love how they say this but like... as a kid in the year 2000, we had pixie sticks, slinkies, candy cigarettes, etch-a-sketches, and my parents never even got us tested for allergies or whatever, we just ate what they got us. I didn’t even hear the word “gluten” until I was in college.
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    • Why do all middle age comedians make the “kids and their technology, when I was growing up we were out side and played with lawn darts” joke
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    • I’ve always joked about that i have the mental capacity of a five-year old
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    • This guy asks too many questions
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    • Ayeee bada bing.
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    • I laughed the first time, but after seeing it several times it isn’t funny anymore.
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    • Early 2000's kids had both experiences
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    • this guy. i like this guy
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    • I need to know this comedian. I have never laughed harder at any other one
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    • I'm so confused, do people at these clubs just laugh at everything or are they just professional fake laughers who always laugh on cue
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    • Ohhhh I get it because he died from the carbon monoxide
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    • This is a great comedian he can convey boomer humor to younger generations
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    • Wow I actually really laughed
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    • What the fuck is Joey Diaz doing talking like he’s from Vermont
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    • Am I right?
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    • Im 18. Born in 2000. Did ALL of this. But i did live on a farm where only my grandpa and mom had computers for their small business.
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    • Wii, gameboy, Nintendo 3DS. Aye dog, they all Nintendo
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    • I was born in 02 and I had etcha sketch and a slinky and all the shit he said
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    • He killed that New York accent
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    • This man just described my entire childhood. Everything is true...He said it, my cousins, friends, and I did it. Even riding cardboard down the stairs. Ahh the memories...😀😂 He sounds like a stereotypical mobsta goon in movies, "hey joe...snort pop rocks" etc. Halarious. 1998 born here.
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    • I know what hes saying, but i was born in 2001 and had every single one of those things growing up
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    • I snorted a pixy stick for 5 dollars once
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    • How does one man make multiple candy drug jokes in a minute
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    • 2000 kids can relate
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    • Is this man a living "memba berry" from south park
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    • 😂😂lmao
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    • Lmao what's this guys name this actually made me giggle like a little bitch
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    • Dude that's the first time I've ever heard someone talk about artificial food coloring. I'm allergic to it but its so cool to know he knows about.
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    • Frank Del pizzo
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    • What’s his name
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    • Kids today are have sex changes
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    • I remember smoking those candy sticks. Good times
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    • Born im the 2000s and this man literally described my entire childhood lol
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    • Boomer
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    • REMEMBER THAT!?!
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    • I was born in 2000 and he described the stuff i had growing up
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    • Boomer humor
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    • did he say he graduated 8th grade and went on to Jr high?
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    • Ba-da-bing
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    • Actually funny
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    • Y’all heard of yard darts, well back in the days they were played by everyone, now they’re fucking banned
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    • I like these features but it doesn’t have to be every other one
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    • Bruh
      Koalo 23d
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    • Dudes got a point with the slinky. It's the home toy equivalent to "go play in the street".
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    • He keeps saying "remember those?" But these are all still current and relevant things to children today
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    • Born in 89 so things were a lot more laid back in the 90s after 2003 it all started going to shit
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    • When you have the same childhood and your only 16
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    • What's his name?
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    • I could make a whole damn city when I was 10
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    • I literally just sat here and watched a legendary dude describe my entire childhood in 3 minutes and I dont regret it
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    • boomer
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    • I was born in the 2000s and i remeber all these things
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    • Bro I’ve done most of this
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    • He looks like hes killed people
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    • Greg Morton did a bit very similar to this
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