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    • A weapon to surpass metal gear
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    • ToDaY iM gOinG tO SHoW yOu hOW tO mAkE a CrOsSbOw oUt oF OfFiCe sUpPlIes
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    • Wow only about 9 years late on this one chief
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    • Now our local crackhead is gonna shoot heroin needles at us
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    • He fucking got us
      Trejo 17 apr
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    • Teachers when they see students drop dead from a pencil crossbow
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    • School shooter on a budget
      Eceyler 17 apr
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    • Don’t come to school tomorrow
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    • How to defend yourself from school shooters
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    • What sound does a cow make with no lips? Oooooooooooo
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    • "Today, I'm gonna show you how to get two weeks of after school detention"
      Chillax 17 apr
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    • This would’ve changed the game in elementary school
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    • Breaking news: kid shoots up school with crossbow
      brute69 19 apr
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    • i made one of those before in the mental hospital just to show the staff that anything is a weapon and they locked me in the retainment room for a week brcause of it
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    • Brb, gonna make this actually
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    • With these upgrades, school shooters won’t stand a chance
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    • *makes it and takes it to school* hehehehe *gets it taken away and is suspended for 3 days* worth it
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    • I remember we made these in grade 6, you could legit get a guy to suck u off if u pointed this shit at them
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    • Hornets in school prepared to be outdated
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    • People are worried about guns at the work place but what about a quiet pencil crossbow that can shoot into your neck and kill you
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    • Pour out all the ink and refill it with snake venom to make it lethal
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    • High school is gonna be a war zone if some actually does this.
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    • "Florida man uses home made crossbow to hunt pythons in back yard"
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    • Dad: Why is the FBI here?
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    • Breaking news: Kid literally kills his teacher with a makeshift crossbow made from office supplies
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    • Life hack: how to send someone to the fucking hospital
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    • Now I’m going to kill everyone I hate... starting with that burnt chicken nugget ugly ass motherfucker that broke my Christian Minecraft server. And then that dude who looks like my dick, who ruined my new diamond lawn mower. REVENGE, everyone, just believe in yourself!
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    • You ate my fruit roll up Steven, now you pay
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    • Oh boy suspension here I come
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    • Should of gave me back my pencil at the end of class
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    • Finally I can defend myself in school
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    • If the ink breaks the skin it might literally be permanent because the white blood cells cant get rid of it.
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    • Ink for poison damage
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    • Hey call in sick tomorrow bro
      betatheta 18 apr
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    • Can I have some gum? *shoots kid with crossbow*
      Superkenn 18 apr
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    • [Pumped Up Kicks Intensifies]
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    • Middle schoolers are currently creaming their pants...
      Kevuhn 18 apr
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    • Congratulations you just caused some middle schooler deaths
      Hashirama 18 apr
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    • Sadly, this man was arrested for carrying a weapon in the U.K
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    • That’ll teach my boss for calling me average at my job
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    • In middle school we shot “hornets” at each other. Folding a post it really small and stapling it so when you used a rubber band to shoot it, the staple made your enemies bleed
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    • Middle school just got dangerous
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    • Jim’s final prank on Dwight
      Theguy___ 17 apr
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    • "Steal my cookies again Karen and I'll shoot you with a tiny crossbow."
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    • “what the fuck did you just say to me tom?”. “oh you just fucking wait like 15 mins”
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    • * let me save this for later so I can never look at it again*
      soulking 17 apr
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    • The real question is where he got unpainted pencils
      YeeHawSis 24 apr
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    • I'm going on lunch break 10 min later there has been a bank robbery wepon has never been seen before 2 dead please stay in side comes back with bag and blood on face
      idk3691 23 apr
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    • Don’t come to work Tomorrow Dave from accounting
      sealilo 23 apr
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    • Imagine throwing a paper ball at your coworker and he pulls out this thing and shoots both of your eyes out.
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    • HEY SUSAN COME HERE
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    • Great, now we will have more school shooters
      Panunu 22 apr
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    • I can totally use this during my exams to annoy the fuck out of my teacher
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    • Crossbows. Don't. Shoot. Arrows.
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    • But do the pencils have to be sharpen
      OmenHulk 20 apr
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    • I like how this thing could actually kill someone
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    • chidori_ 20 apr
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    • Kids named Tyler be making these in class
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    • Oi mate you got a loisence for dat dere crossbow-made-of-office-supplies?
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    • Middle schools were never safe again.
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    • This the typa shit that got me suspended in 7th grade
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    • Great. Now I can assassinate that asshole Johnny.
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    • Wouldn’t this be closer to a hand held ballista than a crossbow. Crossbows rely on the bending of the arms for propulsion and the elasticity of the wood propelled it, while in a ballista the boards remain rigid and the elasticity of twisted cable propels the projectile.
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    • I literally just finished a 3D printed crossbow get this week shit out of here
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    • Brits showing ppl how to make crossbows since guns wont be an option when they revolt against their govt
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    • They weaponized the cross again.
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    • Finally something useful to do with my time at work
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    • well they can't give you jail time for bringing this to school if it's not a weapon
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    • Teacher: is that a weapon... Student: No, precise engineering to make work easier... combined for optimal efficiency....
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    • YES___ 18 apr
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    • “Hey Ted guess what?” “Wha- AGGHHH MY EYES!!!!”
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    • I went to the principals office one time for making one of these and shooting a girl who was bullying me in the throat with it
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    • For the school shooter on a budget
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    • And that’s how school shooters were made
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    • I thought I could just play around and shoot this at my friends but at the end this literally pierces through wood
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    • *Dwight Schrute has entered the chat*
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    • PopBoi 17 apr
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    • Dont let any middle schoolers get ahold of this
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    • when your Amish but don't have guns in the community to shoot up a school
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    • It's all fun and games until Susan from accounting walks by and sees you with a weapon so now you're sent to H.R.
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    • Wasnt impressed until it actually stabbed through the cardboard
      Sakichan 17 apr
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    • It’s called a bolt
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    • When the school shooter walks into your classroom before you finish taping your pencils together
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    • *this morning at the sandy hook elementary school*
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    • Wow you could do that at A SCHOOL
      tilor 24 apr
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    • This is for all the days you called me fat John.
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    • GoombaZoo 21 apr
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    • This is how ww3 will be fought
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    • Humans will go to great lengths to make a weapon out of practically anything. XD
      ConradPat 21 apr
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    • It would work in office just fine😈
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    • The office: battle royal
      MrMyan 20 apr
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    • Now I don’t have to bring a gun to school I can just make a cross bow there
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    • Mini weapons of mass destruction, it's a book with this and alot of similar things you can build from everyday supplies
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    • Elementary kid school shooters be like
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