• BUT DO YOU REALIZE
THAwT A FIVE-YEAR-OLD
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    • Bada bing bada boom our generation is doomed. Bada book bada bing I'm gonna cut off your peen
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    • Anyone else find it odd that in the 70s they would let kids play with a bucket of mercury in science class but now they call the hazmat team when a thermometer breaks?
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    • Everything he says about the 70s i did as a kid in the early 2000s. Yes even snorting pixy sticks. Did that to stay up all night beating rock band.
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    • "It took me 13 years to figure out that I was retarded"
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    • “I was born in 2019 and I had that” yeah no shit he’s talking about how poorly and dangerously things were made then. Do you honestly think they still make an etch a sketch the exact same way?
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    • He acts like people my age never knew what a slinky, etcha-sketch, or pixy stix were and whatever else he said that I may have missed
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    • Boomer humor is hilarious, mostly because they don't realize how much 2000's kids can actually relate; just please keep it to humor
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    • This guy is great
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    • He is funny but still
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    • Bada bing bada boomer
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    • "God forbid he eats a goddamn peanut" killed me
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    • This was actually really fuckin funny
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    • Who is this guy he's so funny
      Psycho_NYC a month
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    • I was going to comment “Silence Boomer” but then realized how much he was on point with even though he looks 40 something wtf am I a...boomer
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    • Yo that was actually fuckin funny unlike the last guy about the fucking state abbreviations
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    • I was waiting for him to be wrong. He wasn't.
      Viperius 26 may
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    • Wtf this sounds like the 90s lol
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    • This guy sounds like he would tell mob jokes
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    • I love the fact i was born at just the right time that i had a childhood that consisted of both sides of his jokes so this shit just had me rolling cause it’s all fucking true
      ChrisAyy 26 may
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    • He brought some good old memories back. Gotta find those cigarette gum. Barely had flavor but it was fun
      MrGhost9 26 may
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    • This guy’s funny. I like him.
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    • Funny I feel like the early 2000's was like that
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    • So we just gonna ignore the fact this man went from 8th grade to JUNIOR HIGH
      Xedajn 28 may
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    • He's talking like it was just 60's and 70's but even in the 2000's this shit's still here
      TSPK 26 may
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    • they even added an 80’s laugh track for him
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    • he forgot fuckin lawn darts
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    • Some of us still breathing the fucking asbestos in homes
      ChiIIin 26 may
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    • I think kids these days have all these weird allergies because before we discover the allergies kids just died
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    • Those candy cigarettes didn't influence me in any way (lights up another Marlboro)
      Imall469 26 may
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    • “8th grade graduation test* *move on to junior high*
      Floatie 26 may
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    • This is the epitome of a boomer
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    • 60s and 70s and yet I’m 20 and could heavily relate to this lmao
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    • The mafia has taken over the laugh factory
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    • The fucking candy cigs part is so fucking funny
      Doom_Guy_ 28 may
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    • Bruh first time I saw a computer I flipped shit and played motherfukin toontown
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    • Dude that cigarette candy was terribly fun
      Detronic 26 may
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    • It is sad to say this, but middle schoolers STILL snort pixie stix and crushed up Smarties...
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    • Today's society is filled with a bunch of soft fucking pussies and im disappointed in it
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    • That was great lmao
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    • I was born in 99, yall remember red rover? Wasn't a kid i knew who didnt break his wrist playing that
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    • This was genuinely fantastic
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    • I lost it when he mentioned the pixie sticks
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    • This dude was genuinely funny. 500x whatever Amy Schumer shits out
      Vyrdaes 26 may
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    • I hate him because he is talking about my youth with way to much accuracy.
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    • igger
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    • This guy got a name?
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    • This is actually funny
      TDSOTM 26 may
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    • Wait... Is breaking the Etch-o-sketch and snorting it bad?
      BTRGaming 26 may
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    • Boomer
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    • This dude gave me a chuckle what’s his name?
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    • I’m only 25 and all of the shit this dude mentioned was my childhood.
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    • I was born early 90’s and my childhood was extremely similar. My first time even laying eyes on a computer was 12. Though i did have a tv when i turned 7 but it was in the living room with my great-grandparents who raised me. They raised me like their kids were raised back in the day. I had 3 toys
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    • What about lawn darts?
      ajax1171 26 may
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    • When I was a kid we played tag with a bow and arrow (tip removed of course), once we started making money we all bought these cheap swords at the flee market, dulled the edge and stole my friends dads clothes to act as padding n has a war. We bought $100 cars to race them in the fields
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    • This dude's got the cleanest transitions I've ever heard
      iFunni 26 may
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    • How can you talk dangerous toys without mentioning lawn darts? They were fucking javelins.
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    • Damn I thought he was gonna talk about lawn darts
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    • Well, I don't blame this generation. With idiots doing tide pod challenge, I wouldn't be surprised with the lead and mercury challenge.
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    • My childhood right there, all of it, and I'm 19. Nothings really changed since he was in school.
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    • Idk about you guys but I had that childhood
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    • Who is this guy? He's awesome!
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    • A good comedian got featured for once
      C_FXEV 27 may
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    • It’s fuckin hilarious how he named all Nintendo consoles from different generations
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    • I was not born in the 60's, 70's or the 80's, not even the 90's. I was born in 2005 and I still had literally all of the things that he listed. I know it was not said with ill intent but still, the joke always annoys me.
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    • I never laugh at these but this guy had me actually LOL
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    • Didn’t mention lawn darts? What a shame
      G_Dawg 27 may
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    • Bada bing bada boom tony I tell ya
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    • First funny comedian I’ve seen on ifunny
      saggybutt 26 may
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    • In other words everyone under 20 is way too sensitive and needs to grow a spine. No one cares about your feelings liberals
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    • I fucking hate the "Back in the day" bullshit cause motherfuckers can't go a day without mentioning how good their childhoods were, but this was pretty funny ngl
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    • This is actually funny asf lmao
      titddies 26 may
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    • Kids at my middle school sold pixie stix and gum like they were drug dealers, I wonder what they’re doin now
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    • This here, is actually funny
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    • I think he’s pretty cool
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    • I feel really fucking old man, I literally just turned 18&1/2
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    • I remember when I had a etch sketch... I was fucking boss
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    • Good job feature team it’s the first time I laughed in weeks on this app
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    • Where the caption? I cant understand the post without a caption
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    • Actually funny he is
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    • I usually dislike 90% of these but this guy was pretty damn funny
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    • I was born in 02 and relate to all of this
      nbwWR22 26 may
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    • He's hilarious. Didn't turn the sound on and still died laughing
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    • Not bad actually
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    • Please for the love of god they still sell candy cigs
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    • First comedian video i actually found funny
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    • I bet this won’t get a lot of likes because most people can’t relate him
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    • I’m 20 and I still played with all of that stuff when I was in elementary school
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    • Now this is comedy
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    • Love this
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    • Er... no? Etch a Sketches use Aluminum and plastic balls. The mesh is magnetic so the aluminum dust sticks to the front. The balls shake up the aluminum dust to get it in the magnet's range. The knobs control a scraper. Neither Lead or Mercury are magnetic enough to work in an etch a sketch...
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    • He’s actually funny
      Memineme 27 may
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    • Der boomer
      YoC_ 27 may
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    • Where is the lead and mercury in an etch a sketch; near the magnet, or the iron filings? And razor wire is like barbed wire, except it has blades instead of barbs.
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    • In this guy's universe after eighth grade comes Junior High
      Catloser 26 may
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    • That was great a whole routine out of toys and candy! Great memories!
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