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    • riceBabies
      Was that the same voice actor as Mr krabs?
    • WhereIsTheMayonnaise
      THERE ONCE was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He awoke in a fright, In the middle of the night, To find that his dream had come true.
    • Conglomerate
      That's a limerick, not a fucking haiku
    • B1uelightbulb
      there once was a man from nantucket, who had a cock so long he could suck it. he looked in a glass and saw his own ass, and broke his neck trying to fuck it
    • AKnightSenpai
      There one was a man from Nantucket. Whose dick was so big he could suck it. And he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin. “If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it.”
    • PassionFire
      There once was a whore from Peru, Who filled her vagina with glue. "If they pay to get in", She said with a grin, "They can pay to get out again too."
    • NapoleanBonerfart
      There once was a man from Cass, whose balls were made of brass. He slapped 'em together in stormy weather, and lightning shot out of his ass.
    • WeStealMeme1
      There once was a man from Japan who ate a lot more than he planned his belly was fat around he just sat cuz he couldn’t get off of the can
    • Allibi
      he couldnt get off with his hand- now make me top comment and stop asking what the ending is
      Allibi 7d
    • tupper3
      Bruh is that mr krabs
    • TheOriginalSuperSaiyanGod
      Does anybody realize that the voice of the principal is mr.krabs?
    • bcalero7
      The principal sounds like Mr. Krabs
    • FenixFyre09
      There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe. In the midst of the night he woke with a fright, to find that his dream had come true.
    • AngelaBee11
      I don’t understand also that’s the voice of Mr. Krabs
    • US_Pride_And_Patriotism
      There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a dick so big he could suck it. As he wiped his chin with a very big grin he said “If my mouth were a cunt I could fuck it”
    • Dylan16
      there once was a man from Nantucket his dick was so long he could suck it he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin if my ear wear a c*** I would f*** it
    • allanT
      That was a limerick not a haiku. No wonder he was so mad.
      allanT 7d
    • chaosome
      There once was a girl named Sue, who filled her cunt up with glue. She said with a grin, if they’ll pay to get in, they’ll pay to get out again too.
    • Kuriisu
      Can someone tell me it? I swear I'm becoming deaf
    • Nuclear_touch
      Remember when their parents lost them in the woods for a week and child protective services didn’t take them?
    • Zofwolf
      Just listening to it sounds like Bart Simpson and Mr. Krabs
    • Frep
      Voice of Mr Krabs?
      Frep 6d
    • _Dashie_
      "There once was a man from peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe he awoke with a fright, in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true"- Gary The Snail
    • BlackByrd_Singing227
      Anyone else really triggered she was supposed to write a haiku and THIS BITCH WROTE A DAMN LIMERICK
    • CassioTagge
      >haiku >writes a limerick
    • chaosome
      There once was a man from Belair, he was screwing his wife on the stair. The banister broke, so he tripled his stroke, and finished her off in mid air.
    • BoopBoopXD
      There once was a man from Japan, who ate a lot more than he planned. When his belly was fat, around he just sat cause he couldn't get off of the-
    • _Salad_bar
      "There once was a man from Japan, he ate a lot more than he planned, when his belly was fat around he just sat cause he couldn't get off of the can" he's stuck on the shitter
    • Hail8160
      Is it just me or does the principal sound a little like Mr. Krabs?
    • Insert_AcountName
      Unpopular opinion: I liked all grown up
    • DetroitLemmeSmash
      There once was a girl named Sue, who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, "If they paid to get in, they'll pay to get out of it too."
    • SDicus
      I once read this in a portajohn in the Marine detachment area of ‘lostInthewoods’ Stuck with me ever since.. “there once was a man named Dave, who dug up a slut in the grave, she was moldy and shitty and only had one titty, but look at the money he saved.”
      SDicus 7d
    • Serbs
      The real reason she’s in trouble is because that wasn’t a haiku, it was a limerick.
      Serbs 7d
    • emily211
      There once was a man from Japan who ate a lot more than he planned. When his belly got fat, around he just sat, 'cause he couldn't get off of the...
    • BigYeezySlides
      That’s his sister, in the rugrats movie chuckies dad met her mom and they married, chuckies biological mother died when he was born and i don’t remember what happened to his sisters father
    • thomasss
      Is anyone else concerned that Chucky is doing weird things to the vending machine, the paper towel dispenser, and the volleyballs?
    • Hoochie_Coochie
      Am i the last person to think that chucky sounds like Bart Simpson?
    • DCSports08
      Subscribe to pewds
    • Sarcastic_Chap
      1) when did he get so old. And 2) I’m pretty certain that is not a haiku. No I’m positive that is not a haiku lol
    • lalalachacha248
      That’s a limerick not a haiku
    • Blayze32111
      She wrote a limerick not a haiku
    • WhereIsTheMayonnaise
      The next person to tell me it's a limerick gets a cock up their nostrils
    • CL0UDY
      Doesn't a haiku go 7,5,7?
      CL0UDY 7d
    • coolguysmokeyquartz
      Shes in trouble cause she wrote a limerick instead of a haiku
    • RainbowPlatypus2
      That's not a haiku. It's a limerick. But I guess school principals can be dropouts.
    • YaB0iSpirit
      That's a limmerick thanks
    • Nowahn
      That's not a haiku
      Nowahn 7d
    • RebelScumThis
      That's a limerick
    • chaosome
      There once was a woman named Alice, who uses dynamite sticks as a phallus. They found her vagaina in North Carolina, and her ass hole in Buckingham palace.
    • ODogX
      All I hear is mr krabs
      ODogX 6d
    • SmelterDemon
      There once was a genie with a 50 foot weenie, he showed it to the girl next door, she thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, now it's only 2.4
    • kekistanianprince
      There once was a man from France who’s dick was as fragile as glass, he met a young lady and she was so fine, he shattered it right in her ass.
    • AllTheCoolNamesAreTakenn
      There was a young woman from Weiling, who had a peculiar feeling, so she laid on her back a tickled her crack and squirted all over the ceiling
    • BigDaddyATrain
      Y’all caught up in the principal being Mr. Krabs and don’t even realize that Chuckie is Bart Simpson.
    • The_Jewish_Commie
      That’s a limerick. Not a haiku
    • TheO_YouKnow
      Thats not a haiku thats a limmerick
    • CrumblyGryphon3
      Someone tell me what he said. Too fast to hear. Thanks
    • CreamyyMemes
      She got in trouble because she was told to write a Haiku, but instead wrote a pretty good Limerick poem
    • BlkBon
      That wasn’t a haiku, that was a limerick
      BlkBon 7d
    • _hella_gay_fanboy_
      All I hear is Bart Simpson and Mr Krabs.
    • tubewormilordv1
      Not a haiku
    • Yabai12
      Do you know how hard I tried to forget they made an older rugrats show?
    • chaosome
      There once was a man from Balass, who’s balls were made out of brass. And in stormy weather, they would bang together, and lightning shot out of his ass.
    • chaosome
      There once was a barmaid from Yale, on her breasts tattooed the price of ale. And on her behind, for the sake of the blind, was the same information in Braille.
    • BlackVeilChemicalsFallOut
      That’s not a haiku
    • Denbu
      Mr. Krabs, rugrats principal, Hank from Detroit: become human. The Drill Sergeant from StarShip Troopers, a Corrections Officer from Shawshank Redemption, etc
      Denbu 7d
    • YourNeighborhood_Skeletor
      I have mixed feelings about All Grown Up. It’s not necessarily a poorly written or bad show, but it takes the imagination away of what the rugrats would’ve been when they grew up
    • memeboiadvance
      Damn, Bart Simpson and Mr. Krabs in the same room....
    • Smoke_is_Woke
      Is that mr krabs voice
    • 2018larsoni
      Is the person who voiced chuckie the same person who voiced Bart on the simpsons?
    • All_Might_The_Hero
      There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe, he awoke with a fright , in the middle of the night, to find his dream had come true
    • CancerousFluffFag
      To be honest, if all grown up had a school shooter episode, Chuckie would be the school shooter
    • Dalidus
      There once was a man from kanash, his ball were made of brass. In stormy weather, he'd bang them together, and lightning shot out of his ass.
    • catfoodz
      I don’t get it
    • CosmicCosmos
      Whats the haiku i cant hear 16bit
    • Author_Of_Stuff
      Thats not even a haiku. Shame on her
    • Ivartheboneles
      How old were you when you realized that the voice actor for mr.Krabs the principal and hank from Detroit was the same person
    • AGayFriend
      She wrote a limerick not a haiku. That's why she was sent to the principal's office
    • chaosome
      A baker who loved making bread, said she much preferred giving head. But when you explode, she don’t swallow your load. She just fills all the cream puffs instead.
    • chaosome
      There once was a lady from Yas, who had a magnificent ass. Not pretty and pink, as you may well think. It was grey had long ears and ate grass.
    • DanTheAnimalMan
      Everyone saying it’s a limerick not a haiku. We know.
    • FIamingCupcakes
      Thats not a haiku thats a limerick!
    • anonymous050
      I'm sorry but what was the gesture he made when he said "popping the tetherball"
    • B1TCH_L4SNGNA
      Is that bart Simpsons ?
    • Phantomtissue
      I actually hated this show
    • maelOkings
      The principle sound like Mr.krabs
    • Suedama
      Doesn't chuckie sound like Bart Simpson
    • TheChilisWorker
      All I hear is Mr. Krabs
    • SmelterDemon
      There once was a girl from salt lake City, she had 2 quart legs and 2 rubber titties, she like electricity but she burns off gas, she has a V8 pussy and a catillac ass.
    • TehDubya
      But that's a limerick not a haiku
    • CrazyFuzzy
      Holy crap the principle is the same voice actor as Mr. Krabs.
    • LostSpellcheck
      Hey I can add Clancy Brown to the list of "voices of your childhood you didn't realize did more than one character"
    • Dat_False_Super_Saiyan
      iT’s nOt a HaiKu, It’S a LimEriCk
    • Winter_raptor
      Humpty dumpy sat on a rock, all day he would play with his cock, powder came out of his dried up spout, erectile disfunction he yelled out
    • gbaby5
      Anyone else remember all grown up
      gbaby5 7d
    • Gitar_P0N3
      That’s not a haiku
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