• Karen Called the
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    • I had a Karen said I was too old to be dating my gf she is around 4 ft 6 and I’m 6 ft and funny thing is I’m younger than her
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    • I hope your husband is fucking his secretary
      vCryptic 2 sep
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    • *gives explanation as to why he is there* “Uhhhh ima need to know why you’re here”
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    • There should be something that allows cops to fine dumbass bitches for stuff like this
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    • Sure the cop is doing his job but if I give the exact reasons why I'm there the and the cop still says "I need to know why you're here" I'd get a little pissed too
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    • In nearly all jurisdictions, it is illegal to take pictures of people without their consent. He can press charges.
      BigMorty 3 sep
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    • Why is it always the same women? Like all Karen jokes aside, they have the same time of voice, the same haircut, the same demeanor
      AjaxSoap 2 sep
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    • My friend had the same thing happen to him yesterday apparently dispatch laughed their ass off and hung up on her
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    • Retard police
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    • Good ol Hillard Ohio. Nothing like having rich people on one side and methheads on the other
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    • I fucking died at the end
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    • Had a Karen roll up to my wife and I while we where eating to say our 3 yr old need a buster seat...and told the restaurant manager we should have to leave
      B0YD 2 sep
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    • Cop is a dickhead. I fuckin can’t stand those brick heads that respond to the call with the sole intent of criminalizing the supposed “perpetrator”
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    • I used to work for orkin pest control and I used to service a school. 1 day they cancel the service, no problem. Waiting to get a call back from 1 of my other customers I just sit in the parking lot watching youtube on my phone. Well I completely lost track of time (1 hour later) and a cop just
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    • Notice how he is a white person. People with no lives will find a excuse to bother you. Regardless of race.
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    • Fr. The cops who hear understandable shit and still try to trip people up are no longer doing their job for the right reason. Smfh.
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    • It’s not the cops fault, it’s Karen’s fault for wasting resources. They have to respond, they probably didn’t even want to
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    • Looks like merkmusic
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    • There was a karen at work who was doing an in store pick up and the guy next to her (10 feet away) didn't have a mask on he wasn't even doing anything he was just sitting with his head down while the manager helped him sort out a billing issue on the phone with customer service. She goes......
      bubs2020 4 sep
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    • i was in lowes with my dog and these two old ladies came up like awwww cute dog hello, yknow being nice and so i walk toward them so they can say hi to my dog and this other old lady comes up with her cart and attempts to PLOW THROUGH MY DOG with her cart, and im like oh whoops excuse me and [1/2]
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    • Can’t even count how many time Karen’s have called the cops on me because I was a security guard and I would sit in my car and keep an eye on a specific area the customer wanted me to watch over
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    • I had the same thing, I was waiting in my car for my buddy to come home cause it was his birthday and had the cops called on me. They laughed when they heard my surprise party plan. They ended up helping me out with the plan by pulling my friend over when he came home (part 1)
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    • I believe it. Shit like this happens all the time. People really are that cunty. And what really grinds my gears is when the cops show up and are also incredibly cunty
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    • I do roofing, and this summer I was working on a condo and some lady who lived inside called the police for a noise complaint. When they showed up, they took one look at us and left.
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    • Lmao had a Karen at work today “well why don’t you take the Ceiling paint and put the pigment in that instead of that base” “uhhh, I cant do that, that is already mixed for white, while this is mixed for beige, the color you want”
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    • I've had a Karen call the cops on me because i would give her a discount on a tomato because it was too green, she told them i was denying her service because she was a woman, the cops arrived and told me the accusations and I looked at my favorite coworker, an older lady i see as a mother like wtf
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    • Her husband is probably fucking his secretary
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    • I parked my car once on the street in a residential area. My front bumper was maybe 1" hanging in this man's driveway. He called the cops because "he can't get out of his house". Cop said I wasn't doing anything wrong so he left. So this man decides to back his car into the road so half his car was
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    • Cop: "Why are you sitting here?" Dude: "Im a contractor, Im waiting for my excavator" Cop: "Okay but why are you sitting here?" Can people be this fucking stupid
      orFunny 3 sep
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    • I have a car that doesn’t run sitting in my yard next to my house. I was sitting in it the other day eating ice cream cuz I didnt wanna share with my siblings and the neighbor came over and tried to tell me that I was doing drugs in the car
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    • I had a Karen get mad at me for jogging around my neighborhood wearing a hoodie in the middle of December last year. She said I needed to take the hood off because I looked like a criminal that’s about to go rob a house. I told her no, I can do whatever I want. She called the cops on me.
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    • Had a Karen threaten to call the cops on me for for throwing trash into the trash bin?? Am I supposed to just throw the trash into the street??
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    • I work as an enumerator for the census. I have all the magnets on my car letting people know I make stops often, the badge, bag, phone, and all the legitimate items. A karen took pictures of me and my car, proceeded to call the cops on me, and I had to explain to the sheriff everything lmao
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    • As an officer we get calls like this all the time, we step out with the people, let them know why we are there and then leave. It's not a crime to sit in your car on a public street and minding your own business.
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    • They are a subspecies of homo sapiens called cuntus bitchicus
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    • Good thing u aren't black
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    • I mean to be fair it is kinda suspicious to see someone sitting outside your neighbors house just sitting in their car. Could be a stalker or some shit. But the situation was handlers poorly by the Karen and the cop, once he told them what he was there for/ showed the permit it should’ve been fine.
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    • #Karen’s
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    • Its not illegal to be parked anywhere at any time no matter how long, as long as theres not a sign nor are you doing something like smoking crack. Police dont even have the right to ask you. Its not probable cause or suspicion unless they suspect you of committing a specific crime and theres evidenc
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    • I hate Karens
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    • Bulbaguy 2 sep
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    • If I saw someone sitting in a car outside my house I'd go out there and ask them what the fuck they're doing, but I wouldn't call the police unless they were black.
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    • I was waiting outside my friend's house one time in my pickup, and some lady called the cops on me. I have a scanner in my pickup because I enjoy listening to it, and a dispatcher said "We got a report of a suspicious person following a woman to her home. Black four door dodge ram at x street" My
      Skootz 3 sep
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    • I worked at a produce stand over the summer and we still didn’t have any local melons and I was required by my boss to put up a sign that advertises the local melons we were waiting on. She asked me if they were local and I explained we were waiting on them. She threw a huge fit (1 of ?)
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    • Same shit happened to my crew. Due to covid we have to drive our POVs to work. So we’d park down the street a house or so that we’re not in the way of our dig. Some lady comes out and asks me if we’re criminals. I’m in a safety vest with my company name on it.
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    • I had a fire with friends in my back yard once, and as a few of us went to go get pizza, my cousin just drove straight to my house to hang out. He parked across the street and was listening to his music when the person who lives there (on the corner btw, he was blocking no one) walked 1/3
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    • Met this karen at a dollar general in my town, i was pickin up snacks for me and the boys for this weekend, and this bitch walks up sees something she wants in my hands, and starts trying to make me give it to her, its a can of fucking pringles, and she is losing her shit over me not
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    • Let's put Karen's with the p e d o s in the bottom of a hole
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    • 1. So some of you may know that I work as a golf course maintenance worker. I mow roughs, mow greens, weed eat sidewalks, the usual. So I’m using one of our big rough mowers on an embankment on the other side of the road from the clubhouse but because the back 9 is right behind this embankment...
      Langley 6 sep
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    • Cause they’re all the same. Same dumb hoes that got pregnant in high school to some asshole. Then just started hating her life more and more each year.
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    • Karen called the cops on a friend and I for building a treehouse in a several square mile chunk of forest next to her house... I was 13.
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    • passed some lady sitting on a public bench she asked me if i was old enough to be drinking “that”, which was a 4pack of clearly labeled root beer in glass bottles. I’m 25.
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    • Shooting karens should land $5000 rewards
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    • Either officers are upstanding members of the police force, or are complete shitters like the cop who rolled up on him
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    • 1 I was sitting down minding my own business on a bench near a church and this cop pulled up next to me and starting questioning me "where you from? Who are you? How old are you?" etc. Then he starts going off talking about how the church had been broken into and someone called the law cause they
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    • This is definitely real....
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    • Makes sense for Hilliard tbh.
      Lampcap 3 sep
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    • Is that Mickey Milkovich from Shameless?
      Noone554 2 sep
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    • Used to work for the phone company, and holy shit the idiocy and audacity of white people in middle and upper class neighborhoods is some next level shit.
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    • People really can't just shut the fuck up and mind their business
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    • Why? He's not even black.
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    • Sounds like my mom. She keeps asking me to take pictures of people's license plates if they have too many cars parked outside their house for too long. I don't tolerate her bs.
      BrookIyn 5 sep
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    • Incoming cop haters. Incoming "bootlicker" replies
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    • Who is this guy
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    • Karen told me to go back to my country, another time told to leave the park cause I was gonna “hurt the kids” despite being in 7th grade at the time.
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    • These HOAs got me messed up too. Me and my homie fishing in this suburb area where theres like a river bank flowing through. Next thing I know cop car slides up while I’m at the car telling us the HOA calling in a tow to get us out. Can never be happy.
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    • It doesn't matter if you're black or white - Karen's gonna Karen innocent people.
      BMW13 2 sep
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    • kanep0e 6 sep
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    • I was in a grocery store the other day with my siblings (oldest was 15, then 13, then 10) and we’re waiting in line to checkout. My oldest sibling scratches her ear and her mask broke, falling onto the ground, while she’s trying to fix it, a Karen starts screaming about how she’s supposed to 1/2
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    • What if Karen's are government issued robots made to record people and send it back
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    • Jesse pinkman bruv
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    • I work at a McDonald’s drive thru. And believe it or not I came across a black Karen. When she got to the window and paid I saw her name on her card and it said Karen. She bitched at me because I told her we don’t mix drinks because the machine makes the drinks for us it’s not something we do
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    • I had my neighbor call the cops on me because I was sitting in my own drive way talking on the phone. I've lived there for 5 years
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    • I'm a 6'5" 280lb man, and because of this not a single karen ever complains to me. Because I look like a giant viking with repressed anger issues : ) But I promise I'm just a big ol softie who loves kittens.
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    • This isn’t even a surprise. It’s literally always old people in nicer neighborhoods that have nothing better to do with their time but to complain and feel completely paranoid.
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    • Sounds fake af
      lkaros 5 sep
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    • First of all, you don’t have to explain a god damn thing to the cops, if you haven’t broken the law they have no need to talk to you because some bitch is nervous
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    • Hilliard, as in... Ohio?
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    • I had a Karen tell me I had my haircut too short and I looked like a convict... I just had a fucking brain surgery for a tumor, they had to give me a buzz cut
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    • 😂😂 stupid Karens
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    • Officer needs to get fired
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    • Cdp: investigating this "menacing man" some guy behind them:
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    • "just wear a mask"...."just do the salute"
      Doctor_O 2 sep
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    • dr_Mario 7 sep
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    • It was maybe 5 or so years ago? When I was a young kid and I was with my bro and a friend and we were biking around an empty parking lot one weekend just having fun, and some lady in a white car pulls up to the curb and tells my brother “you can’t be riding in this parking lot, that’s not what it’s
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    • Why has no one called the cops on me. Im litterly the most sketchy looking biker you have seen since the 60s and I never get any complaints.
      Odinaf 7 sep
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    • Just ask the cop “I’m sitting here waiting to be able to do my job. where would you like me to move my car to?” Put the ball in his court so he either needs to answer you or leave you alone. Cops are still humans, albeit stupid ones sometimes. That’s what happens when you get all C’s in highschool
      BSArtist 6 sep
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    • Oh my god I hate this nigga
      Krabby 6 sep
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    • Stories like this are why I'm scared to get a job. I don't want to deal with Karen's, I don't want cops called on me, and I don't want to be screamed at.
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    • I’m not saying acab or defund the police. But holy shit go arrest a criminal or something
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    • maybe hes finally got a feeling what being black is like
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    • Got the cops called on me because I played Pokemon Go outside of a church building that hosted a daycare. I drove between two stops twice because they were 700 feet apart and went back home. Five minutes later two officers came knocking, someone thought I was a man and was worried (1)
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    • Sometimes I get the police called on me for dumping trash in a dumpster on city property. Here's the funny part: it's the police department's trash. I'm their janitor. It's literally my job.
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    • I once got the cops called on me for sitting in my car after work. In my assigned parking spot. I was tired and just wanted to sit and do nothing for a little. Cops showed up and karen came out trying to get me to leave. I explained I live here and this is my spot but she didnt believe me.
      Elotechu 6 sep
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    • The reason there are so many Karen's popping up now is cause they are stuck at home with their lame white hubbies and can't go cheat on them with some big black dick like they're use to and entitled to.
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    • So Karen is the new name of womans?
      Score 6 sep
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    • I had 3 cops show up for sitting in my car and eating...scared the shit out of me. Searched the whole car and patted me down too.... some bs
      tykamps 6 sep
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