Janet Forklift
@janetforklift
I feel way more comfortable
saying "hi" to a dog than the person walking it.
MPBaby MPBaby
26 sep 2020
Janet Forklift @janetforklift I feel way more comfortable saying "hi" to a dog than the person walking it.
When You Get A Invite From
A Friend Who Is Always
Appearing Offline
Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt
DaJuulBoi DaJuulBoi
13 oct 2020
When You Get A Invite From A Friend Who Is Always Appearing Offline Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt
SOUS ONE?
OR DOES IT LIKE DOGS HAVE?)
INES
Acme11111 Acme11111
21 sep 2020
SOUS ONE? OR DOES IT LIKE DOGS HAVE?) INES
Day 351 of 15 days to flatten the curve but now I'm hiding from aerial Chinese Anal
Drone Bot. (MAR 2021)
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
2 mar
Day 351 of 15 days to flatten the curve but now I'm hiding from aerial Chinese Anal Drone Bot. (MAR 2021)
10 minutes into Evanescence and chill, and the goth girl gives you this look
Voted Voted
27 oct 2020
10 minutes into Evanescence and chill, and the goth girl gives you this look
How regular people celebrate St. Patrick's Day
Me:
flaky_quality_m3m3 flaky_quality_m3m3
15 mar
How regular people celebrate St. Patrick's Day Me:
ITS SIMPLE
WE EAT THE ISIS
ITS SIMPLE WE EAT THE ISIS
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
Why is shaved Keanu
Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
15 mar
Why is shaved Keanu Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
Now that we can't shake hands or come near each other, finger guns are coming back and I'm pretty psyched about that
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
4 nov 2020
Now that we can't shake hands or come near each other, finger guns are coming back and I'm pretty psyched about that
HE'S A SITH LORD; HE'S IMPOSTER!
THE IMPOSTER!
'SCREE
MEETING
ANAKIN, MACE WINDU IS ACTING PRETTY SUS RIGHT NOW. -
RANT:
MACU WINDU WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER
Dravakin Dravakin
28 sep 2020
HE'S A SITH LORD; HE'S IMPOSTER! THE IMPOSTER! 'SCREE MEETING ANAKIN, MACE WINDU IS ACTING PRETTY SUS RIGHT NOW. - RANT: MACU WINDU WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER
When someone says "hang on let me google that" but you know you're right because you already googled that shit yesterday..
Tabby Tabby
12 oct 2020
When someone says "hang on let me google that" but you know you're right because you already googled that shit yesterday..
disney exec: it's about a guy who thinks he's a monkey lol. probably don't need anything too crazy for the
soundtrack.
phil collins:
CourtneyChaos CourtneyChaos
24 nov 2020
disney exec: it's about a guy who thinks he's a monkey lol. probably don't need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins:
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
hive_of_many hive_of_many
23 sep 2020
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
Me: using my phone during a family gathering.
Little cousin:
got game
Me: using my phone during a family gathering. Little cousin: got game
Your breast growth in pregnancy might predict your baby's sex
Plus, here's how your baby's sex impacts your breast milk composition.
Yep. You're not imagining it. Your boobs are bigger when you have a boy. And evidence backs that up.
vain_uncannedbeanss vain_uncannedbeanss
13 mar
Your breast growth in pregnancy might predict your baby's sex Plus, here's how your baby's sex impacts your breast milk composition. Yep. You're not imagining it. Your boobs are bigger when you have a boy. And evidence backs that up.
HOLY CRAP LOOK AT ME IMA CARTOON THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT ONE SHOW
Mondo_Owada Mondo_Owada
22 jun
HOLY CRAP LOOK AT ME IMA CARTOON THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT ONE SHOW