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    • The moment he stops fighting dragons he starts complaining about not fighting dragons, he’s got true passion.
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    • That guard literally said that dragon is nothing
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    • If that's gaurd duty... I dont want to see what his cousin's fighting
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    • His cousin.
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    • This is guard duty to him. That was a dragon? Hah. A mere pesky gecko.
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    • He must be from Dragon’s Dogma to be pulling moves like that damn.
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    • Christ it seems like guard duties more important
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    • He’s on guard duty and nooned a dragon but his brother only hunts and noons dragons
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    • Didn't know npcs could do that
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    • He was actually just roasting the absolute fuck out of the bitch dragon he just nooned
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    • Never seen an NPC do that animation lol and I have like 2k hours in skyrim
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    • DovahKing 21 sep
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    • I played skyrim vr for the first time a couple of days ago it made me violently ill
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    • lol.
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    • I recommend Skyrim VR to anyone who can play it. Absolutely amazing to noon a dragon with your own 2 hands
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    • I love monster hunter
      KingCan 20 sep
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    • Silently the most badass npc in skyrim.
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    • He just straight slain a dragon, and his cousin is straight jackin it on guard duty. Wtf man
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    • Literally rides a dragon and stabs its head and still not enough action... he needs an arrow to the knee
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    • Zenitsu in Demon Slayer not realizing his power
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    • That’s why I don’t like Skyrim:( the guards are completely oblivious to where you are in the story line. Whereas oblivion you’ve got a ‘hero of kvatch’ fanclub from the get go!
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    • A modest man
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    • My brother played Skyrim so much he could noon a dragon with his bare hands
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    • I have a clip saved on my PS4 of a guard saying something along the lines of "I see you're like me! You don't fancy those clunky two handed weapons!" And then he turns and walks away, with a two handed sword on his back.
      Xaero13 21 sep
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    • Legolas ass
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    • I mean, man speaking big facts. I know if I am not fighting dragons every waking second, I get just as annoyed.
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    • Virgin Dragonborn vs CHAD guard
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    • Fucking Milk-drinker using bows, a real man uses his fists
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    • Just bought the parts to my first PC, so hyped to mod Skyrim!
      MemeSir 21 sep
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    • Well he’s clearly really good at it I don’t know how he got guard duty
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    • What kind of dragons are his cousin fighting to make nooning that dragon "guard duty"
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    • Homie just bodied a whole ass dragon
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    • Its all in a days work ig XD
      Swain518 21 sep
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    • G u a r d D u t y
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    • That was a straight up War in the North finish TravellingNoob Church201
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    • If that's not a dragon I don't wanna know what is.
      SaucyNaut 21 sep
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    • Dude WHY would you waste arrows if someones in a noon scene with a dragon, it doesnt lower the health you just waste arrows bro
      Khukurii 20 sep
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    • Skyrim
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    • I’m doing my first ever play through of skyrim rn, it’s super fun
      Finna_Eat 21 sep
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    • Well damn, man
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    • The expedition can take months tracking and finding a lair. In that same time this guard would have to fend off 3 dragon attacks and a storm cloak rebellion
      Luis_MFM 21 sep
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    • You fucking JUST MURDERED IT!!
      ECHO5ECHO 21 sep
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    • And you said you took an arrow to the knee.
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    • That was pretty good
      RattyRat 20 sep
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    • This dude cousin must be fighting Eldracil destroyer of worlds
      noonists 21 sep
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    • Badass guard
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    • I was expecting the soul to go to the guard and him say “been thinking, maybe IM Dragonborn.”
      SAIL3RZ 20 sep
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    • I mean he was fucking wrecking said dragon so
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    • I guess Skyrim does have a little Oblivion energy after all.
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    • I think he's making fun of his cousin
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    • Had to keep it humble
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    • Wundeadun_Guard_Official putting in the work I see?
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    • Casually noons a dragon and jokes it off, big ballsack energy
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    • Soooooo.... who gets the dragon soul?
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    • Its been 0.00125 seconds and my man is already bored with not fighting dragons
      emunz 21 sep
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    • Who the hell uses bows? You pussy
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    • I’ve been playing exclusively with mods for the past few years when I get bored of other games, and I gotta say, vanilla Skyrim looks weird to me now
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    • Thats actually hilarious
      0ronny0 20 sep
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    • What a dam badass
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    • He said this ain’t a dragon it’s a bitch
      brosto 21 sep
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    • Bro that guard was fucking that dragon up, he hunts elder dragons for breakfast if he’s looking for a slight sweat
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    • Guys help me out, so I went about half a year without playing Skyrim so I had to download the latest SKSE and update all my mods but the game keeps crashing. I even uninstalled and reinstalled a few at a time to find what was cause the problem to no avail...
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    • I want to play skyrim so bad but I fucking despise single player games that shit gets boring too quickly
      JewSlayer 21 sep
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    • Clearly has dementia.
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    • What’s good cous, you still slayin?
      WeebKing 23 sep
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    • Why noon the dragon when you can fuck it
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    • I’ve had a similar experience where a guard said that line right before a dragon attacked.
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    • Never has that line been more bad ass lmao
      RetnuH 22 sep
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    • I’ve never seen an npc do that before. I thought it was only the player
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    • The is the most “Skyrim” thing I’ve seen in a while
      Approxy 22 sep
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    • He just didn't acknowledge that as a dragon, ok.
      gc71 22 sep
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    • I miss Skyrim. Really wish it had a better engine so I’d get better frames
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    • What a fucking legend
      realbro69 22 sep
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    • Shooting dragon skeletons into the horizon with ice shards is my favorite Skyrim sport
      Scoobicus 21 sep
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    • Chad guard didnt even consider that a dragon
      Gil01 21 sep
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    • My cousin is out on guard duty and what do I get? Fighting dragons
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    • This man just tackled a dragon, then complained about not having dragons to fight. The Dragonborn is nothing
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    • Why is it on fire? Lol
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    • He called the dragon a bitch
      DT418 21 sep
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    • “This ain’t no dragon, this a pussy BITCH”
      zmaneman 21 sep
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    • Those shaders made my unsure whether or not that was even Skyrim, any idea which ones they are?
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    • PorkSword 21 sep
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    • Obviously his brother is out hunting those legendary giga-dragons so he doesn't even really consider that a dragon
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    • Lmao!
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    • Don’t remember Skyrim doing thst
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    • He must hate brother for the time being
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    • I'd noon that man then and there
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    • Xbox just bought Bethesda
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    • Skyrim
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    • This but with parthurnaax
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    • Thats so serious gaurd duty
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