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    • You forgot the screaming at the missing 10mm socket
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    • "What stupid motherfucker made this goddamned piece of shit. Fuckin bullshit, retarded ass design can suck my balls. My asshole could have invented something better than this"
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    • I used to work in my towns public works. I was gassing up a truck in the yard one day, not many people around so it was quiet, and I just hear “WHY THE FUCK IS IT A METRIC BOLT” and then the mechanic just calmly walked out of the garage
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    • *after it's done*: "almost lost my cool there"
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    • *when you're tightening a bolt and it suddenly snaps and loosens*
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    • So true
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    • Sound about right
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    • When the bolt drops and he just yells “FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK” while tensing every muscle in his body... yeah that’s the most fucking relatable thing ever
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    • Get down under a vehicle, get in a good position, have all your tools by you side, oh wait except for that one socket that you left on top of your box
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    • You forgot the sound of loosing a nut topside and not hearing it hit the ground
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    • As someone who has worked on cars, i can confirm that the correct combination of “shit, piss, fuck, cunt cock sucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, & twat” will unlock any bolt, screw, filter, pop in tab, or electrical connection.
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    • You for got a long sad pause to where your about to cry
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    • Nah it’s the engineers that we hate. Servicing cars will be easy but it’s then fucking engineers that can’t design shit
      22b_STI 1 may
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    • Naval Aircraft election; you haven’t felt FUCK, until you’ve watched a “god knows how many thousand dollar” flight control computer plummet 100ft into the middle of the Ocean
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    • “Fucking japs can’t make a goddamn car how the fuck am I supposed to fit my hand there oh look ANOTHER CLIP BROKE OFF” it should’ve been more than 2 fucking bombs”
      Actaeon 1 may
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    • Working on my buds jeep at my shop, mother fucker snaps a breaker bar trying to get an over torqued hub spacer off. Next thing you hear an ungodly loud clang and I swear you could hear this guys will to live leave his body as he sat there holding a 4 way he sheered clean in half
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    • Anyone else just stood there and watched their dad yell at inanimate objects?
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    • Ephemeral rift actually has a mechanic asmr series and it’s insanely good
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    • Changed break pads for the first time the other day. New words were invented that would make God blush
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    • Especially true for anything that has to do with German cars
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    • Here we see a mechanic in its natural habitat, using a very diverse language to communicate. They’re so majestic seen in action.
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    • Where’s the photo of the grinch with the caption “almost lost my cool there”
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    • When you took something apart, cleaned it, put it back together, but now it’s leaking.
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    • This is what happens when you dont sacrafice the blood of your knuckles to the machine
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    • You forgot the tearing off of the oil filter using pliers
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    • So relaxing
      Nickgurh 1 may
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    • “Whoever wrote this fucking service manual needs a kick to the balls”
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    • I just laugh like a psycho when shit is engineered like garbage now... all my rage is empty
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    • You forgot "those FUCKING GERMANS" *while trying to get the battery out of a VW*
      Space_r 1 may
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    • I didn't hear anything about a missing 10mm so this isn't right
      Gevil 1 may
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    • That sounds like me trying to fuck my wife properly despite my chronic erectile dysfunction threatening to end our marriage.
      sANTa__ 1 may
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    • 10mm sockets always disappear for no reason
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    • the first time my dad heard me cussing when working on me truck he walked up to me handed me a beer and said "welcome to the world of being a mechanic"
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    • I was swapping an engine and trying to get the headers off and a single bolt was seized. After spraying half a can of pb blaster on it, I got pissed and started hitting the engine with the can and it ended up bursting and coated me and the engine bay. I walked in the house and my buddy asked 1/2.
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    • Doing mechanical work is either super satisfying or very very stressful. Really depends on your day
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    • As soon as you hear that "ping" you know what's coming
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    • God fucking dammit whoever built this god damn car has no fuckin clue what they're doing. No fuckin room to work Gonna have to raise the piece of shit engine just to fuckin replace the idler pully audi makin shit complex for no god damn reason
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    • Where is the fucking extension for my ratchet!
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    • Needs the “fucking engineers” part
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    • BUT STILL PAYS FUCKING GOOD THO!
      JR_Kovy 1 may
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    • When the bolt ur ugga duggaing starts to loosen😮😮😮😮😮
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    • It would help if you pulled the pins first... just saying.... you must not be a real farmer
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    • Sounds like my husband working on the truck.
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    • Oh my fucking god im laughing so hard
      Nahiri 1 may
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    • BLewy56 1 may
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    • Me playing FarCry!
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    • I’m an aircraft mechanic and this is all I do
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    • Can confirm. I work as a farm technician. Not a single thing gets fixed without a few hundred cuss words and a tool getting thrown.
      gliffer 1 may
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    • I’m not actually angry. Just so mad for the millisecond that I could melt the sun. And then I am right back to happy
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    • This is literally a stage you absolutely HAVE to go through when working on a car
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    • As a kid who grew up with a tractor mechanic dad, this is music to my ears and gives me nostalgia.
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    • WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 10mm WHEEEERE
      ElGuy1 6 may
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    • I now understand why sometimes I hear my dad cuss while working on cars.
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    • Better than eating asmr lol
      Tofuu 1 may
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    • “I wanna meet the brain dead, mouth breathing, life support sucking motherfucker who engineered this”
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    • Name any job and they will jerk themselves off for “swears most”. Wanna know what job me and all my military/police/mechanic/construction worker buddies agrees smoked and swore most? Fucking restaurant mom and pop pizza
      Lignam 1 may
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    • I was changing my headlight assembly, as some good person backed into it and drove off, dropped a bolt and couldn’t find it under the car, went a bit ballistic but calmed down after, guess it’s a sacrifice to the engine Gods
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    • My brother got new tires for his truck, one of the bolts on his wheel won't fucking come loose. This video reminds of him losing it.
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    • It be like that...every time I work on a Ford.
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    • I went to school to be an automotive tech since I loved working on my own cars in hs as a hobby, and then I learned when I got into the field that I hated it as a job. I quit a month ago after only being there for a year.
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    • What is "asmr" ?
      Texratus 1 may
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    • Music to my ears. I can finally sleep peacefully
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    • So soothing
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    • Yeah bout how she goes
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    • Dodge owners be like
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    • 👏👏👏 finally some decent sleep sounds
      Beasty85 1 may
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    • Music to my ears
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    • So relaxing
      nahbrah 1 may
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    • Seems about right
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    • Yep
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    • Sounded like Jesse Pinkman yelling
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    • As a gunsmith I can tell you we are the exact same when working.
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    • So relaxing
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    • Footage 1 may
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    • Notice how noone is making fun of this being a tik tok 🤔
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    • swearingcucks be like
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    • Can confirm
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    • I felt that first fuck in my soul
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    • when your only 10mm falls into the engine bat and you dont hear it hit the ground
      Kektaro 1 may
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    • Been in automotive for 10 years now. This is EXACTLY how it is.
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    • Oh, fuck shit bitch damn cocksucker, pussy asshole cunt, mother fucking dirty whore, shat onto my lunch
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    • Ever strip a sparkplug in an engine and just scream at the windshield until you vanquish it's life by inserting the socket wrench into your front seat?
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    • I could pull off wheels on a combine no problem with my Milwaukee but it wouldn’t budge a strut bolt on my Jeep
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    • So like.. I've never encountered any catastrophic event before this event happened, but I play a lot of video games where you loot a lot right? So I was checking out this house that just burned down the day before and it was crazy to see, but then I saw a perfectly good 10mm wrench sitting just-
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    • So I want to build a car from scratch, design and all. Any suggestions on where to learn how?
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    • “What stupid som bitch designed this gad damn piece of shit, someone oughta hang the mothafucker” my dad at some point
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    • Imagine not having a Snapon toolbox full of $30K+ Snapon tools. Couldn't be me
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    • I remember sitting at a friends house he dropped one screw and it fucking disappeared... i have never seen someones life leave their eyes so fucking fast. It took us like 11 hours to find it and we didn’t even find it we had to pay another homie to buy the screw and drive over to his house.
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    • I’m not sure wether my knuckles are busted from the aircraft or my frustration more
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    • My boyfriend though😂😂
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    • You forgot “fucking piece of shit engineers don’t know what the fuck their doing fuck me with a 10 inch dick”
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    • Welcome to my shop
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    • What about when something stupid happens multiple times like you drop the bolt down through the engine bay to the floor for the third time and you just stand there and stare at it while you seethe with rage silently.
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    • The impact is me in the shop every fuckin day
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    • RedBullwag you working on your truck most likely lol
      Kiiwiis 1 may
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    • Where’s the shop hand getting anger taken out on him??
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