• Jeff Bezos interview in 1999:
"You're worth $9-$10 billion today.
What's with the Honda?"
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    • The average millionaire has a car that’s 4 years old and paid off. I’ve had a lot of blue collar jobs and most of the dudes I work with drive brand new trucks and subarus
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    • A car investment is bad investment.
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    • Jeff bezo made his money by being a full time twitch streamer
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    • This is why I still have my first car. It's cheaper to fix it. This allowed me to grow my savings to where I can invest and grow my net worth.
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    • Rich people are rich because they act like there poor and poor people are poor because they spend like there rich.
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    • If I was a billionaire I'd probably just buy a boring reliable SUV or a pickup with some of the bells and whistles
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    • Rich people drive average cars. People who think they're rich drive expensive cars.
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    • Id like to have some nice cars, but I wouldn't use them to just drive around. Usually uncomfortable or a bitch to work with but id like to do some track days
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    • He’s a genius who doesn’t waste his money and that’s why he’s the richest
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    • Tbh if I won the lottery for example, I would put 90% of it immediately inside of a finance plan or whatever and use the other 10% on random expenditures (cars, a nice medium size house, etc) and then live off the interest from the other 90% if I ran out of money. Then when I die, I'll donate that-
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    • Jeff Bezos was given $250,000 from his parents to start amazon
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    • That’s why I love warren buffet. One of the richest men in the world and still lives in the same house that he bought before he got rich
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    • B9 Audi S4
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    • Fuck Jeff bezos pay your employees a living wage
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    • I had a honda just like that except it was white, when I crashed it it had almost 800,000 miles on it
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    • How to get rich 101 live below your means
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    • I live Honda's. Well all cars. But Honda's are like "dam u blew ur motor/transmission. Guess what. Just engine swap for bigger and better Honda motors. Easy swap more fun can swap it urself. 400$ motor and extra small parts for adapting it. Honda for life.
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    • There are extremely few cars that exist that have gained value since their release even when having tens of thousands of miles clocked. Cars are bad investments because of that, meaning if you're rich and dont LOVE cars, then there's little point in getting something super expensive.
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    • honda civic has a strong engine and it'll last a long time.
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    • Cars lose value over time, so if you buy an expensive car you're just losing more money
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    • Back when he was still a good person. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Did you know he owns The Washington Post?
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    • People that rich dont need to flex they're rich cause they know how rich they are
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    • If he bought a Ferrari, he would still have 99.9999999% of his wealth. At some point penny pinching becomes stupid
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    • Thanks for ruining the punchline ahead of time👍
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    • Why would they make a clip of this question and then cut off before he really answers it?
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    • I live in Wisconsin, so if I had to get any vehicle I’d get the bests truck for when winter hits
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    • 2000 Honda Accord that I don’t think I’ll ever get rid of. Reliable, nice size, and good on gas. Suck my dick, I get where I’m going and can still listen to bangin music.
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    • Remind me of what a drift racer said when people ask why he drives an 80’s corolla “I don’t think average people will understand”
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    • I am poor because you fucks couldn’t stay inside and my job gave me a temporary pay cut
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    • only reason certain rich people use cheaper cars is because they obv don’t want to be seen💅
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    • 250,000 back then was alot, today poor people a say its alot, but its really not.
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    • If I became rich I’d sell my old 2003 Toyota and buy a 2016 Toyota
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    • bezos's laugh has always given me large amounts of discomfort
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    • I drive an old camaro because my grandparents were going to scrap it. So I offered to take it, it’s a really fun car, but it’s got it’s problems. Like heater/air con, and my engine over heats, and I’ve replaced my power steering pump twice now, and the radiator blew, and my power locks don’t work,
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    • If you buy a brand new car you stupid
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    • How to make money, don’t spend it on stupid shit you don’t need
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    • Ah the good ole 1991 honda accord that beast can eat a road sign and not take even a scratch of damage, I know from experience
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    • If I were a billionaire I’d buy, a fully restored 1971 Mach 1 or get one from a junkyard to restore
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    • Thank you caption. I wouldnt have known what was said in the video otherwisr
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    • There is a reason hes the richest person on earth
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    • Emotional attachment
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    • The rich tend to look poor, and the poor like to look rich
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    • I know a guy he is far from a billionaire but 2 or 3 million yeah he has it. Still drives a 2002 ford ranger. People who have money don't spend it on dumb shit.
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    • Frugal millionaires piss me off. They're just money blackholes. They gather wealth and hoard it like dragons, while the middle class crumbles
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    • If I ever got a bunch of money don't get me wrong I would buy things but all the major expenditures like houses, cars and stuff like that it doesn't make sense to drain money on stuff that's over what you need. Why have a mansion with 8 bathrooms when you only have 4 people in your house?
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    • Ik "if u have money u dont need to show it" but fuck if i had 9-10 billion I'd at least have a rolls royce
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    • Car fact: Save your money and don't blow it on a fancy car if you won't get the most enjoyment out of it. I actually track my S2000 so I actually put it to use but if you're just commuting to work and back, get something safe and good on gas. Also learn manual.
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    • My dad is kinda like this. Obviously he’s not worth billions but he’s far enough in his career and has enough money where he could buy a really nice car if he wanted. But he’s not a big car go so instead of buying something fancy he has a reliable car that he knows will last him for 10+ years
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    • I own a high country with 40,000 miles and a Toyota Matrix 5speed. I prefer to drive the Toyota everywhere. 180,000 miles and runs like new.
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    • Honestly I don’t care enough to be a car guy so if I were rich and buy a Ferrari somehow people will roast me.
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    • If I had the money. Or could get one some other way id have a Tesla. But even if I'm rich I'll still live minimally because then I could donate to charities. Or use my money for other good things.
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    • I can’t be the only one who fantasizes about being rich but not so I can live in a mansion and shit, just so I can live knowing I can do whatever I wanted when I wanted
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    • If I was rich, I wouldnt change anything in my life, I would just continue as I am now.
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    • Anybody who is smart and rich doesnt drive sports cars
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    • I would sell this bozo for $1
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    • Thats how billionaires stay billionaires
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    • I feel like super expensive muscle cars and hot rods just ain't worth it tbh
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    • If I were a billionaire I could daily a Rolls Royce, but I would just want to blend in you just get a nice normal car like an Audi A7 or a Lexus Lx570
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    • Y’all are riding his dick for not spending money on cars, but he owns a Ferrari, Bugatti, Lamborghini, koenigsegg, and w motors, about $20 mil worth of cars
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    • I would go out of my way to buy a early 90's Corolla! But I would also go out of my way and buy a 99 Nissan GTR from japan.
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    • If new cars didnt cost a small fortune and break all the time then he would have one
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    • If I was a billionaire, I’d buy a Toyota 4Runner or a 70series land cruiser and that would be my daily driver , i don’t see the reason for a million dollar car where just changing the oil requires team from the manufacture to pay me a visit
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    • I have 3 a 2002 ford explorer i got for $500 in highschool thats still going. A 1998 tacoma i got for 1k because it needed a new transmission which cost about 2k and i put it in myself. Lastly i have a 2004 lsx swapped rx8 i got as my first car. I bought it for 1k because it had a 'blown engine' but
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    • My first car was a 1998 Honda Civic with around 180,000 miles on it. I kinda miss it tbh, super reliable and you don’t care if it gets beat up
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    • I’ve had the same Honda since high school
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    • The sad thing is everyone wants to be rich like him but nobody wants to make the effort to get there.
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    • One of my parents friends lives in a $13m house, plenty of extra money but drives the shittiest paint peeling off old ass mini van
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    • He was just hyping up to k!ll all small businesses
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    • Most billionaires dont impulsively spend
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    • Boats are a finer mode of transportation
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    • Is this Dave Ramsey
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    • I've got a coworker (17) whose been working since he was 12 (doing construction jobs and other basic manual labor jobs) hes saved up since he was 12 and now has 50 grand that he's worked for. He drives a old beat up Ford van that he bought from his dad. Meanwhile I have other coworkers 1/2
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    • fuck this piece of shit
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    • I get it but what’s the point of being rich if you don’t spend the money on nice things?
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    • That’s how you stay rich, be smart with your money
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    • Jeff Bezos is still a scum human
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    • Hope he dies
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    • Cars and houses serve completely utilitarian purposes for me. It could look fucking wierd as fuck but if it works it works. Cant say the same about guns tho.
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    • Jeff Bezos is so normal! He’s just like me! He’s worth 10-figs but some how he relates to the common man and his struggles
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    • 25 rn bought a 2015 dodge durango and already have it fully paid off in 4 years by penny pinching and living with friends for 2 of the years and going back to my parents. Now I have a good car that will last me awhile and I’m looking to get a condo very soon to start saving for a home! very lucky.
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    • Honda is absolutely trash
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    • Mfcka said, “Ah Ho HahAhAh”
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    • Suuuure bud. We're talking about the real world here, not what you put on taxes. For taxes, insurance companies right off the payments for insurance policies they get as liabilities, but in practice they're not.
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    • If i was rich I'll buy an s2k or a bronco
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    • I’m friends with a millionaire that I work with and he drives a brown 2006 ford F150 lol. but he also has a P51, Sea Fury and a P64.
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    • That’s how rich white people laugh
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    • Me as a billionaire
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    • Nigga dont be dissing the civic yo
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    • Civics are sick and no one can change my mind.
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    • So you're not even gonna include his response
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    • If I was rich I'd buy a top-end common vehicle. Like a platinum F150, not a Lamborghini
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    • Thats how he became the richest man in thw world
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    • People who have money keep their money by acting like they dont have money. People who are poor stay poor by acting like they do have money. Stay humble. Keep grinding.
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    • I have a 2007 Saturn ion with only 35000 miles, I recently paid it off. Its only worth 4 grand but it will save me twice that amount in the years to come with not having a car payment. If I take good care of it I could have it for 10 plus years.
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    • Did security for a loan company where people there make 6 figures on the regular. They be driving a 1998 Toyota corolla with a fender missing and the ignition is glued to the key on their keychain. That's how you stay rich
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    • The rich don't get rich by spending unnecessarily.
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    • with that kind of money I’d buy a 1999 Toyota Corolla
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