Your Family: It's just a cough
The doctor: It's just a cough
Google:
Pixey Pixey
22 jun
Your Family: It's just a cough The doctor: It's just a cough Google:
people who eat potato salad:
Kiwibob Kiwibob
9 apr
people who eat potato salad:
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family"
Me:
bi
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family" Me: bi
Parents: Do what makes you happy
Me: Plays games
Parents:
you_cannot_touch_Jerry you_cannot_touch_Jerry
10 oct 2020
Parents: Do what makes you happy Me: Plays games Parents:
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine.
You may be a victim of software
counterfeiting.
Me:
am not in danger, Microsoft,
I am the danger.
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine. You may be a victim of software counterfeiting. Me: am not in danger, Microsoft, I am the danger.
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself
I proudblackconservative
Responsible af. good doggo.
You can't be mad at him
psychedelicfelon
Definitely should give him a treat
GET THIS DOG A TREAT
_Bug_ _Bug_
23 sep 2020
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself I proudblackconservative Responsible af. good doggo. You can't be mad at him psychedelicfelon Definitely should give him a treat GET THIS DOG A TREAT
When she ask you what
your finger game is like.
SirLongflop SirLongflop
17 jul 2020
When she ask you what your finger game is like.
Me when I wake up: "I'm gonna have a good day today."
Me 10 minutes later:
the
I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
Me when I wake up: "I'm gonna have a good day today." Me 10 minutes later: the I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
Me smoking weed
My lungs
My 'liver knowing it's next
PyroniusThePenguin PyroniusThePenguin
26 sep 2020
Me smoking weed My lungs My 'liver knowing it's next
You can always pirate college textbooks
tS always morally corre
You can always pirate college textbooks tS always morally corre
Brett Barlow Brett Barlow
When you're in the elevator and press the close button as people are approaching
elwaydante
10 oct 2020
Brett Barlow Brett Barlow When you're in the elevator and press the close button as people are approaching
Safety first! Never go into the water without a flotation device!
Safety first! Never go into the water without a flotation device!
when you open the oven and the heat blows right into your face
KWISPY
Bionemesis Bionemesis
23 oct 2020
when you open the oven and the heat blows right into your face KWISPY
I'm confused by this Halloween shirt. Should
I still be pretending to look at her eyes or can
I stare at her boobs now?
@DarthBoner.iFunny
DarthBoner DarthBoner
18 sep 2020
I'm confused by this Halloween shirt. Should I still be pretending to look at her eyes or can I stare at her boobs now? @DarthBoner.iFunny
STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS ROOM
CANT TAKE BACK THE LOVE THAT GAVE YOU
windingBeatsaber windingBeatsaber
20 apr
STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS ROOM CANT TAKE BACK THE LOVE THAT GAVE YOU
All these rappers out here dying of drug OD's in their early 20's...
Ozzy at 71:
BigDtrain1 BigDtrain1
11 sep 2020
All these rappers out here dying of drug OD's in their early 20's... Ozzy at 71: