• DON'T ROB A STORE
IN FRONT OF A MARINE
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    • Good shit. There was no unnecessary violence, he took him down without beating the shit out of him. Quick, efficient, and merciful
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    • If it were an army nigga, the robber wouldve gotten away without knowing he was even there
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    • Why does he walk in dismiss someone and cut in front of them leaving someone unmanaged to his back and act like it's not a problem? Dude you could've had a better chance but ya stupid
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    • Fucking retard. You don't start robbing a place when there's some BUILT motherfucker literally WAITING BEHIND YOU to be served. Especially if the dude has some camo hat on
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    • "HEY YOU!!! YEAH, MAN TWICE THE SIZE OF ME!!! GET BEHIND ME WHERE I CAN'T SEE YOU, I'M GONNA ROB THIS JOINT!!!"
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    • How about don’t rob a store period
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    • I fucking hate people who cut in line
      NoCoast 6 jun
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    • “No one gets between me and my beef jerky”
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    • Notice how he backed away and spent time looking for a weapon before going in for the takedown. Smart.
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    • Are we not gonna address the fact that the cop feels sorry for this punk ass petty thief who got taken out mid robbery and PATS HIM ON THE BACK 😂
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    • It looks like the officer is trying to comfort him. “It’s ok. The big scary mans all gone now. Don’t cry.”
      Sudoc 6 jun
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    • "Excuse me guy twice me height, weight, muscle mass, and still clearly not hurt or in any way hindered from attacking me from behind, I must rob a fool with a gun, now once my back is turned do not attack me" *gets attacked*
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    • I like that the cop just comes in and just pats his back. Might as well be saying “Good try bud, maybe next time,”
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    • How about don't rob stores in general
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    • The cop just gently patting the dude like "it's okay we're taking you to jail where the scary man cant sit on you anymore." 🤣
      9elypses 5 jun
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    • I have an idea lets rob a store and casually push aside someone taller then us and with pure fucking muscles
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    • Who tf robs a store with witnesses... plus a middle aged dude with a camo hat prob has some sort of weapon too
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    • Bruh who would rob a store in front of someone who looks like that without taking care of him first. And then he turned his back on him 🤦
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    • Well either a hero or he just was pissed off that boy pushed him lol
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    • Just ask kindly as you usher the customer to the side, "sir, are you or were you a marine?" If the answer is no, proceed to rob the store, we went over this in chapter 3
      WHOisSRK 5 jun
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    • I love how when the cop gets there he just pats his back like “you fucked up little buddy”
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    • That's what happens when you try to stop a marine from buying a pack of crayons
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    • The cop: there there, we know you fucked up
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    • That's really just more retarded by the robber then heroism by guy. He was robbing a store with a knife and turned his back to a guy bigger then him literally 1 yard away and completely ignored him. Like that's so stupid I question his mental health.
      Bushno 5 jun
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    • Don't rob a store period you stupid fuck
      DrP3pper 5 jun
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    • Alternatively don’t be a dumbass and just sort of make the very large and muscular man stand behind you.
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    • I work at 7-11 and was in the process of getting robbed and this customer who is a regular, tackled the guy down. I know this customer and his family, his sister asked him why he risked it, his reply? “I ain’t no punk bitch” he’s also a marine so 🤷🏻‍♀️
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    • Smart move, ignore a strong looking guy right behind you and attempt to rob the clerk
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    • Do you ever watch these and wonder "how could I have gotten out of that hold or how could I have blocked that" then realize shortly after that youre not a dipshit and wont end up in a situation like that.
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    • God i love me a marine
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    • How tf do people rob stores and put big dudes to their blind spot.
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    • What a fucking retard. Robber: * gently pushes the big ass adult away for the counter and proceeds to forget he exists*
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    • God bless the Marines
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    • *cop just strolls in casually* Hey guys
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    • Robber: “Today I will rob a store right in front of a dude who’s biceps are bigger than my thighs”
      ksun4651 5 jun
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    • This dudes retarded for turning his back on anyone regardless of their background
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    • Why would he rob the place with a customer in there and he turned his back to him? What a dumbass.
      Bright 5 jun
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    • He simply smelled like crayons, see how he sniffs him in the beginning. This dude was just hungry not a hero
      iixxu 5 jun
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    • Commen sense is don’t rob a store w your back turned to a big nigga
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    • Or any guy that generally has that dad bod build. They’ve got grown man strength and they’ll mess you up.
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    • That person is generally retarted. You should never have someone out of your sight if you have some kind of weapon
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    • These are the real heroes that deserve a month, not the queers
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    • How bad he got slammed on the floor that even the cop pats his back like I'm here he can't hurt you anymore
      arjoda 9 jun
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    • He walks in all cocky pushes dude out the way thinks he’s gonna rob someone then he gets some good floor time to think about his actions
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    • I want to join the marines so bad, i had a brain tumor that until recently i thought disqualified me but they said they could do a waiver since its been so long, unfortunately i also have some court shit i have to clear too. I really hope it works out, i tried joining when I was 18 but they told me
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    • At the end when the cop pats him on his chest lmfao
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    • God I love seeing criminals get absolutely bodied. I don’t care if they stole $1, if they get thrown against a wall I love it
      beaudoin 7 jun
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    • When you see the guy in front of you is about to buy the last box of crayons
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    • Don’t rob a store and turn your back on such a big dude, period 😂
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    • dont rob a store in front of anyone
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    • Notice how the man sneaks behind the robber without being seen, this is because of the camouflage imprinted in the marines hat
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    • My step dad, who served 3 tours in the Marines was buying a slurpee one time and a guy tried robbing the store, but my step dad knocked him out with his flip flop and was labelled a hero and got a lifetime discount there..
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    • The core strength of this man is unreal. He fucking annihilated that man in one movement
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    • This is the dumbest thief of all time. You literally turned your back towards someone who’s clearly bigger and stronger than you.
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    • I love how the first thing the cop did, was check to see if the robber was still okay, lol. Just kinda poked him like, "you didn't kill him, right?"
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    • Why would you turn your back on a large man while you're robbing a store? Fucking idiot
      Mockery 5 jun
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    • Not necessarily don’t rob a store in front of a marine... just don’t rob a store. But if you do, make sure you keep everyone in line of sight. Dude was stupid enough to turn his back to someone.
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    • Or just don’t rob a store?
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    • ... how about just don’t rob stores... it should matter who you do it in front of...
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    • This robber just pulled a guy directly behind him instead of getting a safe distance and demanding he get on the ground. This robber was pretty much asking to get beat down, I'm in high school and I could've prevented that.
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    • He’s stupid in the first place to even have his back turned away from him
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    • Cop: (pats him), play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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    • He legit realized what he was after he put his hands up, like wait, I'm a fucking marine
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    • Plot twist, he takes the gun and robs the store.
      dynomax 8 jun
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    • Just bc you’re in the military doesn’t mean you’re badass! Coming from a crew chief lmao there are plenty of marines and people of all branches that couldn’t fend off a house cat
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    • Not just marines my boy, I know it says marines because that guy is a marine, but really any body in the military Navy, Army, Air force, or Marines (Coast guards aren’t military they are puddle police)
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    • also a dumbass for turning his back on someone that big and that close to him while robbing a store
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    • Bro imagine think youre gonna get an easy 300 and some fucking GRIZLY BEAR tackles you down and makes a complete buffoon out of you. Couldnt be me ngl
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    • YOURE NOT TAKING THE LAST CAN OF GRIZZLY!!!
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    • The cop was just tapping him like “ya you lost this one buddy just stay there”
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    • Being a thief in america.must be pretty dangerous...
      Wildwy5 6 jun
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    • The cop's consoling pat on the back "It's OK, the police are here to take you away from the mean man..."
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    • Anyone else realize the fucking cop just patting the robber on his back like wtf
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    • Alright robbing 101, don't turn your back on anyone cuz u get ur shit tossed
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    • Dude got off better than the one who tackled Brett Hart at the Hall fo Fame ceremony this year
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    • X gon give it to ya
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    • What idiot would try to rob a store putting there back to a man like that? What a freaking moron.
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    • I like how the cop just walks up and pats him "There there, it's ok"
      DJBubblz 5 jun
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    • What a stupid robber, he just turned his back on a guy that is obviously well built like he wasn’t a threat
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    • I like how the officer just pats him on the back a few times “is he alive”
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    • Don't rob a store period. Stay out of trouble, citizens. -Police
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    • *calculates* o ya this’ll work
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    • In the extended clip he started thrusting into his ass
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    • If you were going to rob a store, in what world would you skip a big guy, and then pull a gun out in front of him? If I was doing it (not that I ever would) I would wait for the store to be empty. Wouldn’t y’all?
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    • Anyone else notice how the cop just pats the dude on the back when he gets there?? 😂 like okay buddy it’s all over Mr.Marine is staying here, it’s just you going to jail.
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    • I feel that you shouldn’t rob a store even if you’re not in front of a marine
      Curter76 5 jun
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    • Ya done fucked up, A-a-ron
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    • Don’t rob a store in front of a dude in a camouflage baseball cap. I feel like anyone with camo on will do that to you
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    • Who tf robs a store in front of anyone who can report it to the police later😂
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    • The cop legit just pat his back to like comfort him or something
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    • Don't rob a store in front of ANYONE. Make sure that bitch is empty.
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    • The robbery execution was completely horrendous. He shoved a grown man out of the way and put him in a free, opportunistic position to do whatever he wants to the back of his head
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    • This is the kind of stuff jrotc kids jerk off to
      ShitCum 5 jun
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    • Semper Fi motherfucker
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    • Why would you ever try robbing a store with a guy looking like that standing directly behind you
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    • bobasuar 5 jun
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