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    • "I'm going crave your skull and fuck you to death"
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    • Channel is mikeburnfire, there’s plenty more stories like this of their time in the military.
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    • I’m a really shy peeer too and I was in the navy. When we would have to do urine tests, the testers came to know me and they would dread when I was selected too because they knew I was going to take forever to pee. So what they ended up doing was just having me shit and I’d always pee that way.
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    • I nearly fucking threw up from laughing holy fuck dude
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    • Mikeburnfire on YouTube, Zach was in the army and Mike was a marine. They tell stories and shit on their channel all the time and even have compilations of stories and rants
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    • Mikeburnfire is the most underrated channel on YouTube hands down
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    • "I dont care about your sexual preference, shut up and die quietly"
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    • “We’re dinosaurs a pre-war thing, or a pre- pre- war thing?”
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    • Drinking 7-8 gallons of water in that short amount of time will almost certainly make you more sick than just throwing up a little stupid youtubers really try to over exaggerate everything. Id put money on it the most he drank was 7-8 bottle rather than gallons bc ya know drill Sargent arent
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    • I literally watched this video two days ago because it popped up in my recommended... while I was playing FNV on hardcore. This shit is getting scary
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    • I could make a tee shirt out of this "I'm a shy pisser"
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    • As a person who’s pee shy this would piss me off cause you, yourself could not give a fuck, and your dick like... naw. I still can’t pee I front even the homies from second grade.
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    • Yeah because yelling is gonna make nervous peer pee, it’s like he doesn’t know what to do other than get mad at something because it doesn’t work the way he wants it to
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    • Mikeburnfire is the best
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    • We once had a guy who couldn’t pee to the point where when he tried to pee by pushing really hard, he shit his pants in front of an NCO
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    • My favorite story of Mike's is the cabinet story
      Spigen 3 jul
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    • Alec? Alec?? Holy shit I’m not the only one
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    • Fallout tv show coming to Amazon
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    • Similar experience in MCRD San Diego when a kid was thought to have somehow used drugs on base so they had 6 DIs stand over him and watch him take a piss test and he couldn’t do it so they all started going absolutely berserk. This is MARINE DI’s mind you. He sweat and cried all the water out
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    • What the fuck is wrong with the military
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    • When I was in the hospital after having surgery, I had to pee in a container so they could measure my fluids I guess but I was so woozy from being under anesthesia that I could barely stand. So this 20 something year old nurse is holding a container in front of my dick, waiting for me to pee and(1)
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    • Ok, serious question, my work requires I take a drug test, which is done via a urine test, I have had to do two now, and BOTH times I CANNOT pee, my body says NO, and I DONT KNOW WHY, and I hate it, cause I end up drinking so much water it feels like my bladder is going to explode>> 1/I don’t know>>
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    • Can modded NV be multiplayer?
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    • That sounds like the kid who was in my division in the Navy. He couldn’t piss for his urinalysis and they had him walk around the room and drink half a bottle of water each lap. Dude ended up throwing up in the wrong head and got chewed out by the PO watching over us and then he started throwing up-
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    • Mikeburnfire is the YouTube channel
      Fiohs 4 jul
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    • A YouTube video ripped for a tiktok then ripped to ifunny
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    • 7-8 gallons of water in one sitting would make you die from kidney poisoning.
      Molestia 4 jul
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    • Oh my
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    • The days when the US military wasn't PC pussies. Like I'm all for equality, but what the fuck is a 4'9 female cop gonna do in a fist fight, bite me? Like the US military and Police force need to stop being PC and use logic.
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    • I don’t think this guy knows what 7-8 gallons is
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    • Kinda similar, idk why, not I’m not ashamed or anything, I’ll whip my dick out and strut around idgaf but for some reason, and it drives me up the wall, I have difficulty pissing for someone in a cup too, spent 7yrs in the army and always hated the urinalysis tests with a passion
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    • That’s soldier from TF2 you met
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    • You touch me with that bat and I'm within my legal right to knock the shit out of you, or get you court marshaled.
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    • I hate drug tests for this exact reason... I always drink too much water to the point where I can barely move or get sick and my bladder still wants to be shy. Like Idc I just want to get it over with, but my bladder has a mind of its own.
      Raiynah 3 jul
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    • Naw he would be a recruit then not a PVT.
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    • Fuck drill instructors
      undying 3 jul
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    • What was that fallout new Vegas co op?
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    • I’d watch him pee. I love Burnfire. I want to drink both of their piss
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    • Just pee on the nearest bystander
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    • Footage 3 jul
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    • I smell a pog that failure to adapted out of basic. LOL look at these little bitches acting like they’re the victims after they raised their motherfucking hand.
      Heron 5 jul
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    • I doubt this is a joke
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    • BigBro 3 jul
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    • We men that aren't pussys have trouble understanding pussys. So we get mad. Sorry.
      oldman81 5 jul
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    • We don't need pussies anyway. "Too shy to pee" wtf 🤣
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    • He did not drink 7 to 8 gallons of water. You would die.
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    • Doubt. Cool story bro.
      Skrucify 3 jul
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    • Your stomach can't hold much more than a gallon at most. This 7-8 gallons thing is nonsense, and you would probably die of brain swelling if you drank that much.
      Disabled 3 jul
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    • That’s not true
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    • Trash story
      AmDoge 3 jul
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    • Kind of sad drill Sgts aren't as fun as they used to be. They can't even swear at pry prys anymore.
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    • Zental 3 jul
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    • Things that didn't happen for 100
      Tsukai_ 3 jul
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    • 7 or 8 gallons my ass I dare you to drink 3 gallons rn you will die
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    • yea 7 to 8 gallons of water my left ass cheeck
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    • 7-8 gallons of water would literally make you die
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    • You did not drink 7 gallons of water. Stfu and stop exaggerating for laughs
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    • I drink 2-3 gallons of water a day. No way you drank 7-8 gallons of water all in one time. You lying sick fuck.
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    • Ah i hate to be the guy that does this but this is fake. He wouldnt of been able to consume that much water and the only time you do the urine test would be in meps and maybe processing. Infantry also takes sexualt harrasment or assualt way to seriously.
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    • Chirin 3 jul
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    • Had a guy in basic when he heard we were going for piss test the dude fuck got out of formation hopped a fence and ran
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    • We all knew that one guy in basic
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    • So are people on Tik Tok just stealing YouTube content now?
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    • "Hey uhhh yal got any of them cheese graters"
      LazyPalm 6 jul
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    • Ahahhaa yeah sounds about how my basic went as well drills just running around losing their fucking minds
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    • Mike and zach are fucking great, im glad that people here like them
      Vonverna 6 jul
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    • it’s 3am and i’m pretty sure i just woke my parents up with me laughing at that last line 😂😂
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    • I don’t like these videos, they’re usually gay but that was a funny story.
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    • I know this is bullshit because has someone who has ACTUALLY consumed a gallon of water at one time, it’s immediately filtered and your bladder is so full that if you try to move faster than an old man you start to feel impossible pain, there’s no way this guy even made it to a second gallon.
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    • I know who it is but what video is it
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    • Yt is mikeburnfire
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    • When I was at meps I picked the urinal closest to the observer and pissed so hard I chipped the ceramic to assert dominance
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    • You don't do urinary tests in basic. You do that at MEPS.
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    • Doubt.
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    • Game..?
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    • "Nv good, 4 bad laugh"
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    • Holy shit a mikeburnfire feature
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    • That's Mikeburnfire
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    • Mikeburnfire for those wondering
      Blo0dbrn 5 jul
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    • Love mikeburnfire. I wish I had stories like this but sadly I do not.
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    • I truly don’t understand why someone would willingly join the military
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    • The sledgehammer is a real gun
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    • Our platoon got in trouble waiting in line for 2 min shower, well our drill sergeant made us bear crawl around the k!llzone in only towels. Before we were done every one of us was ass naked doing bear crawls.
      CDL_LIFE 5 jul
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    • Well obviously you didn’t do the pee pee dance to get the system started
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    • Ive had some problem all my life where I haven’t been able to go pee in a public restroom or rest area no matter how long or hard i try
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    • i don’t get shy peeers like i’ve crossed streams with my buddies before and it’s never been a problem
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    • Best fallout ever
      _Kati_ 5 jul
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    • Who is this guy?
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    • Honestly the hardest part of the military for me would be to not laugh at shit like this.
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    • I live Zach and Mike
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    • Kinky, but feels fake
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    • Ive had to watch PP before, all you need to see is the piss leaving the dick hole and make sure its actually their dicks, people would do drugs on libo and use prostetic dicks with clean urine.
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    • Wow
      Dom8474 5 jul
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    • MIKEBURNFIRE!!
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    • Luckily I never had this problem in my UA tests, but it's very common
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    • What does new vegas have to do with this
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    • Night of arrival at RTC I couldn’t pee for the drug test so I had to drink water and do jumping jacks and I still couldn’t pee. The RDC had us who couldn’t pee go to the women’s head and sit and piss like women. And the kid next to me had to take a shit so we had to sit and wait for him to finish.
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