• J. Jonah Jameson really about to die before he‘d snitch
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    • Say all you want about Jonas but he really did care
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      • J Jonah made that whole series
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        • Jameson does what he does to Spider-Man not because he hates Spider-Man, but to force Spider-Man to be better, because Spider-Man knows Jameson will be on his ass even more if he really DOES start fucking up.
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          • J jonah really cared about Peter but despised Spiderman. It was these kind of small details that really made Spiderman great and that is something that Disney will never understand
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            • Not just Peter. Reporter confidentiality is EXTREMELY important to Jameson. He is a very good and very honorable man and a true reflection of Stan Lee’s character if you ask me.
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              • “I may be an asshole but I ain’t no snitch”
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                • Jonah was very smart. A lot of people think he knew all along. Also he has strong Morales, he didnt even hesitate to lie in the face of the goblin and was fully prepared to be attacked for it.
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                  • First rule of journalism... protect your sources
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                    • Highest quality manager, I’d work for him
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                      • Just because you are bad guy does not mean you are bad guy.
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                        • Not really touched on in the films but he hates people in masks because his wife was killed by a masked robber
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                          • What if Jonah Actually knew Peter was taking photos of Spider-Man (Let’s be honest the photos he took on the daily/weekly were definitely Impossible to get that often. Jonah isn’t an idiot and anyone could realize peter was Spider-Man. So he Bashed Spider-Man in front of Peter to teach him a lesson
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                            • Dayhalk 20 mar
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                              • In the comics, J. Jonah actually plays a big role. He finds out that Peter Parker is Spider-Man, and he helps him by connecting to police radios
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                                • Jameson is one of my favorite characters in the Spider-Man universe. He’s not just some guy yelling at everyone. There’s something about him that’s more than meets the eye.
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                                  • Tom Holland = best peter parker Tobey Maguire = best spiderman
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                                    • Funny how you look back and see that Jameson deep down like Peter yet hated Spider. Like how Lex Luthor liked Clark Kent but hated Superman.
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                                      • I think about this bit in the movie a lot, is he that much of a stand-up guy and actually like Peter not to sell him out? Is he just protecting his best source of paper selling photos? Both? I ponder this WAY too much!
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                                        • Add him to the wall of actors nobody hates
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                                          • I trust Daily Bugle more than CNN 👍
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                                            • Wtf is Netflix doing only having Spider-Man 3 on there? I mean yeah I’ll watch it but that’s not the fucking point.
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                                              • It was all about money. Parker was the only photographer able to get good pics of Spider-Man. JJ wasn’t going to give up his source when he had the exclusive.
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                                                • He may be a mean boss but he still cares about his employees in his own way.
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                                                  • As much as I loved this scene and how it showed this side of Jameson, I can’t help but wonder... HOW THE FUCK DID PETER CHANGE SO FAST!? I know he keeps his suit under his clothes, but he still has to strip, put on his gloves & mask, and get outside without being seen by the dozens of people there!
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                                                    • JJJ is an asshole but he ain’t no snitch
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                                                      • Nah he just wasn’t about to give peter Parker credit
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                                                          • Notice how noone hates the caption? Also notice how clean and emojiless the caption is.
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                                                            • JJ actually had a lot of respect for PP in case people didnt know
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                                                              • Huh never really thought about that he liggit defended his employe from a super villain. Changed my whole prospective on him
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                                                                • Because its part of the etiquitte of written media j jonah is a good journalist maybe nit a good person but a great journalist
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                                                                  • Jameson lost his wife to man who wore a mask so he feels like Spider-Man is a coward for hiding behind a mask like his wife’s killer. He also believes that Spider-Man actually creates more problems than solves them due to super villains coming out after Spider-Man started crime fighting
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                                                                    • Just because he's bad boss doesn't mean he's bad boss.
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                                                                      • Jameson isn’t a bad guy, just a misinformed stubborn asshole, change my mind
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                                                                        • J jonah Jameson really does care about peter in the comics. In the ultimate comics he learned aboit him being spiderman and kept it secret.
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                                                                          • Jamenson in my mind is a true Old Watch, journalist. He misses his days on the beat as a reporter. And would never give up a source or ask Peter to give up a source.
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                                                                            • J. K. Simmons was born for that role
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                                                                              • Something that bugs me is that they have to credit peter as the photographer so either Jonah never credited him or Norman is to lazy to read
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                                                                                • J3 is the most wholesome asshole you will ever want to meet
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                                                                                  • Journalist code: never snitch on your lead
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                                                                                    • Wow a Chief Editor of a newspaper who has the ethics to no reveal a source, whodathunkit
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                                                                                      • When Peter dies in the ultimate series Jameson is shown saying something to the effect of "I always knew it was peter"
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                                                                                        • Always - ALWAYS. Protect your source.
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                                                                                          • Peter was literally the ONLY photographer in NYC that could get pictures of Spider-Man and JJ knew if he tatted on him he’d lose his only connection to said photos.
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                                                                                            • It's called journalistic integrity. He's isn't gonna blare out the info of his reporters and photographers to some rocket powered madman
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                                                                                              • Just because you are badguy does not mean you are bad guy
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                                                                                                • Because Peter Parker is a good kid, unlike that menace Spider-man
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                                                                                                  • Whatever his opinions on Spider-Man he wasn't going to get some poor kid killed
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                                                                                                    • J Jonah Jameson actually hates on Spider-Man not because he thinks he is a menace. He hates him because Spider-Man is everything he’s not. It drives Jameson insane that Spider-Man can be a hero and not expect a single thing in return.
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                                                                                                      • But doesn’t it say the photographer’s name in the bottom of the photos on the daily bugle front pages? Like canonically?
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                                                                                                        • i doubt he's specifically protecting parker, i think it's just a code among journalists.
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                                                                                                          • "I wanna see those ass cheeks clap, Spiderman!"
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                                                                                                            • You are bad guy but doesn’t make bad guy
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                                                                                                              • He is hard on Parker because he sees his true potential as a great photographer
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                                                                                                                • I always thought homeboy didn't give his name because he didn't want to give up his honeypot for Spidey pics.
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                                                                                                                  • He doesn't hate anyone. He IS a nice guy, and he doesn't really think Spider-Man is bad, he just doesn't like how a guy in red/blue spandex is getting more attention
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                                                                                                                    • Nobody really mentions it, but in the comics he hates masked men because he was gangbanged by a Mexican lucha libre wrestling team
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                                                                                                                      • He may be an asshole but he ain't no snitch 😤😤
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                                                                                                                          • I have a theory about Jameson and his hatred of Spidey throughout the decades. He doesn’t truly hate him, he just uses that as a gimmick for keeping the popularity of the Bugle up. Kinda like a marketing gimmick, and also related to how real NEWS corporations use certain topics for ratings.
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                                                                                                                              • JJJ with iron integrity and a heart of gold.
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                                                                                                                                • If he snitched on Peter, no more high quality pictures of Spider-Man. Jonas was just thinking about himself and his business.
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                                                                                                                                  • I know a lot of people didn’t like the Toby M. Spider-Man movies.... oh well.... big deal... but that being said... I think J. K. Simmons did and AMAZING J. Jonah Jameson. He really was awesome :)
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                                                                                                                                    • SJW bitch would have snitched on him in a heartbeat
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                                                                                                                                      • The narrative is false. JJ wasn't protecting Parker out of morality. If Parker died, JJ wouldn't get such good pix of SM and the slandering headlines wouldn't be as good. We should applaud JJ's fast insight on protecting that bottom dollar.
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                                                                                                                                        • He may thrive on the propaganda of Spider-Man but if you read the comics you’ll find out he’s actually a really good guy
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                                                                                                                                          • Cause he’s a good person, he just got a hard on for hating spiderman
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                                                                                                                                            • Ok the reason is Parker doesn’t disclose his name on any of his photos used for the paper, so by law Jameson is allowed to say who, ever if he wanted to, sure he would’ve died but that shows he is willing to sacrifice his life for his workers, as much of a asshole he is he cares... a little
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                                                                                                                                              • The mother fuckers saying how ethical he is don't understand that Peter is JJs bread winner why the hell he going to throw his best photographer under the bus
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                                                                                                                                                • I Fucking love JK Simmons. We need to have him in the MCU. At Least a cameo.
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                                                                                                                                                  • Depending on the universe, JJJ is literally the most changing character. Sometimes he's the biggest asshole, sometimes he's literally a dad, once in a while he's basically loser, you can never know 💁
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                                                                                                                                                    • J Jonah at least protects his employees
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                                                                                                                                                      • In the comica after spidey dies and everyone knows he's peter parker JJ erects a "in memory of" statue of him
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                                                                                                                                                        • That really sums up his character. He would do anything to save people from his city. He only cares about protecting everyone normal from the few who aren’t.
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                                                                                                                                                          • Saw a theory that JJJ in reality knows that Peter is Spiderman and has been talkin shit so Peter will "prove himself worthy"
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                                                                                                                                                            • There’s also a scene in the Spectacular Spider-Man show where rhino is storming into the beagle but Jameson still doesn’t give up peters location
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jonah a lowkey real nigga
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                                                                                                                                                                • NEVER give up a source
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jameson was a hero... I just couldn't see it...
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                                                                                                                                                                    • He may be a bad guy but he's not a bad guy
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Hese a true journalist nothing more nothing less, journalists used to have that integrity
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Not even the Green Goblin can break the laws of Employee Confidentiality
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                                                                                                                                                                          • *talking to Peter Parker before the green goblin shows up* *spider-man shows up and speaks to both of them* "I've never heard that voice in my life"
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Fukin grade A actor, especially some of his recent gigs.
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                                                                                                                                                                              • JJJ is an amzing dude even if he is an asshole sometimes and I think MatPat's film theory episode on him showcases this beautifully
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                                                                                                                                                                                • J Jonah Jameson may be a bit of a dick but he's no rat
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • He taught me the difference between slander and libel
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Jameson believes in journalistic integrity more than anything else
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • I always respected that about him. He couda easily given him up
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Never noticed this when I watched this as a kid. Wow
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Nah if gob killed peter he stopped getting pictures of spiderman
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • What everyone's saying is valid but also think about the fact that Peter's a kid. 17 or 18. JJ's got a son his age like...he's not a monster
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • I mean based on his rough demeanor, hair cut, cigar habits, and the time frame of the movie it’s possible the J Jonah was a Vietnam war veteran, someone who wouldn’t give up his comrades even if itd kill him
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • He’s not a bad person really, he just doesn’t like spider man
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • You need integrity if you are a journalist if not then no one will tell you shit
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • I never thought about that before now
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Listen. Jonah, especially recent Jonah, is painted to be an idiot, that blames everything on spiderman. But originally, he was just a man that fought for what he believed in and made a lot of really good points, and beyond it was always a man of honor and a courageous one at that
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • JJJ a real one
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