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    • The same amount of light as a human vagina... when the fuck did vaginas start emitting light?
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        • The Chinese are overtaking the Japs in Lewdness.
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          • STD central
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            • Put... Put your dick in it
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              • So hard right now
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                  • You’ve heard of pocket pussy now get ready for refrigerator-sized-pussy
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                    • Googles "how to make 13k fast"
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                      • Can I borrow 13k from anyone?
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                        • I'd rather use yo mama.
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                          • asians are fucking wild and i love them for it
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                            • Better hope something doesn’t go haywire and it’s rips your dick off
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                              • Bruh why my dong hard?
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                                • Wouldn't this make them more embarrassed, you're right there in front of everyone in a jack off machine
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                                  • Got hard watching this
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                                    • I’ll take your entire stock
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                                      • Bitch that's a fleshlight
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                                        • Breaking news: massive spread of genital herpes
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                                          • A weapon to surpass a metal gear
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                                            • We have technology..
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                                              • Nobody: what a normal life.
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                                                • Waaaaaant....
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                                                  • I think they just increased number of donors
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                                                    • Put it in my house
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                                                      • The moment you realize we're that much closer to actual sex robots.😂
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                                                        • Everyday we stray farther away from God
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                                                          • Why do you have one in your room man
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                                                            • But why is there no privacy
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                                                              • Cause standing in a line masturbating into a machine is less embarrassing? Okay....
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                                                                • I use my ex what is this?
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                                                                  • Where do I order one of these? (Asking for a friend)
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                                                                    • WTH this is stupid why the hell do hospitals need sperm in the first place and making people sin just makes it twice as dumb
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                                                                        • I just saw an ad for a handheld blowjob toy a few weeks ago.
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                                                                          • I'm getting my hands on one of those for research purposes
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                                                                            • Wtf
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                                                                              • of course the asians made this
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                                                                                  • I’ll Buy One
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                                                                                    • Sign me up
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                                                                                      • Do they have ones that look like furry waifus and husbandos
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                                                                                        • catch me with one of these if I ever win the lottery
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                                                                                          • seems unsanitary
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                                                                                            • Next boys night out
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                                                                                              • Now all you incels can finally get laid
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                                                                                                • Please assume the position
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                                                                                                  • S U C C
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                                                                                                    • Bruuuuuuhhhhh
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                                                                                                      • we finally got something boys !
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                                                                                                        • MAXIMUM POWER!!!!!
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                                                                                                          • Hmmm.... so this is the new fleshlight?
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                                                                                                            • But can it make a sandwich
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                                                                                                              • Too embarrassed to masturbate in public but will stick your meat in an electronic fleshlight in public...
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                                                                                                                • Noot noot
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                                                                                                                  • But can it do cowgirl
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                                                                                                                    • Ah, I've always wanted to fuck Cortana
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                                                                                                                      • *pulls out and cums all over machine*
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                                                                                                                        • fuck college I would rather spend 13 k on this
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                                                                                                                          • ok but can you imagine being the one who has to clean that fucking thing
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                                                                                                                            • "Yes I am too shy to masturbate completely privately, but I will stick my dick in this machine that other guys have as well and let it fuck me until I'm done."
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                                                                                                                              • 10000 less failed marriages
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                                                                                                                                • Gross
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                                                                                                                                  • so if I put my wee wee in this am I still a virgin ?
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                                                                                                                                    • At least i get more satisfaction from this than a bitch with 99 problems 🤷🏻‍♂️
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                                                                                                                                        • How women will take our seed when they take over the world
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                                                                                                                                          • what if your gay 😶
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                                                                                                                                            • RECIEVE CHRIST PLEASE AND THANKS
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                                                                                                                                              • Shut up and take my money
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                                                                                                                                                • I feel bad for the fucker that has to clean the machine after someone is done using it
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                                                                                                                                                    • I never want to grow any older just for the fear of going to China or Germany
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                                                                                                                                                        • Why would you care if it simulates the same amount if light as a real vagina?
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                                                                                                                                                          • One day, human hands will become obsolete.
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                                                                                                                                                            • Put that shits speed on one thousand
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                                                                                                                                                              • The robots pregnant now thanks gary couldnt just slap that lotion on their (loudest moan youll ever here)
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                                                                                                                                                                • Wtf
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Now just put it on a robot
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                                                                                                                                                                    • I’m so glad woman are still unable to do what they want with their sex organs but men are getting shit like this installed because they’re “too shy to masturbate”
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Tell me where I can buy it! I need it for my room! NOW!
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                                                                                                                                                                        • I imagine that these sperm clinics are gonna be booked for quite a while, now imagine if they put a monitor that is linked to pornhub😂
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                                                                                                                                                                          • If you use one at a clinic, you’re putting your dick in a device that once had another man’s cum in it. Just use your hand. Or don’t donate your sperm since we’re overpopulated and couples who are having trouble getting pregnant should adopt instead
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                                                                                                                                                                            • How much?
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                                                                                                                                                                              • So they are too embarrassed to fap but not to fuck a bloody machine
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                                                                                                                                                                                • What would I need that for when my hand is not only free and portable but also for public use
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • I need one in my home for erm... samples
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Simulated light? Puts dick in, dick says it's too bright. What???
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • They make 130 million off a simple jerk off machine. What the hell am I doing with my life?!
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • It also serves as a free vending machine if you use it right.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Fluffeetalks did a video on this 6 years ago lol
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Yeah fucking right, I'm too embarrassed to jerk off so I'll go to get my dick sucked by a robot
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Where are the clinics in the u.s? Asking for a friend
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Is it possible for me to acquire one for my own home purposes?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • CUM BATHROOM
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 🤦🏼‍♀️I can’t even...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Bro where the dividers. T
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Umm can I have one for free
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Hey, I'd be fine with having one at home 😂, less work for me
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              • Id just buy one for my house
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