• America: We need electric tools.
Russia: MORE GUNPOWDER!
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    • Imagine you’re a burglar and you break into a home and hydraulic shotgun tweezers take your rib cage
      Sliske 4 aug
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    • I'm sorry, I think I'm retard, but did he put a fucking shot gun shell in there? B
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    • How they circumcised the hulk
      Wuwerty 4 aug
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    • Wait bro don't die yet I need to reload my claw
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    • The Jewish circumcision tool
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    • I’ve never seen this version of the AK
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    • The forbidden tweezer
      Oppreghh 4 aug
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    • ATF gona have fun with this one
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    • The Jaws of Death.
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    • I will call that Clawgun and call it a day
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    • Crush my cock with a gunpowder-fueled giant death tweezer I must
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    • The Jewish circumcision tool
      Kibly 4 aug
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    • USA we got the jaws of life. RUSSIA we got the jaws of death
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    • that’s an actual legit tool where they use ammunition instead of compressed gas to propel nails, stakes, or in this case blades, faster and harder than any battery, cord, or compressor could
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    • That’s compressed gas. Not gunpowder. YOU FUCKING PLUMS
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    • Now some of y'all can trim your toe nails
      Neno1313 6 aug
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    • What the fuck is that and where can I get one?
      Bt915 4 aug
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    • Could be accomplished with co2 yeah?
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    • Are those jaws of life?
      sewd1289 6 aug
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    • Jews when they see foreskin
      Kibly 4 aug
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    • An american firefighter response team trained in the jaws of life instead trained with this would save time and money. In both areas
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    • Like a big ramset gun except with a claw
      Beck 4 aug
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    • . . . . P-put your dick in it
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    • Stick your.. stick your dick in it
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    • That would be extremely expensive to manufacture and I am sure extremely expensive to repair.
      war4567 4 aug
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    • P..... put.... y...your..... d.....
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    • Looks like a fallout type weapon
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    • I’ve never seen this particular one before, but we use gunpowder for tools here too, like Ramsets
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    • I used one once, it's an Interchangable system, I used it as a heavy duty rivnut and rivet installer, it ran on crimped blank 7.62 cartridges.. It was apparently cheaper to design this vs a whole new tool and all the blank rounds from the sks rifle grenade days were still there
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    • The doctor to my umbilical cord and foreskin
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    • Bro, imagine that thing on your arm, gone in seconds
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    • Bruh this is some fallout shit
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    • So Russia is where fallout modders get their ideas!
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    • Explain this
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    • Da shit look heavy as fuck
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    • @SaintNASA blocked me cause he steals features and then blocks people who comment on them
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    • I need to know the name of this
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    • When I see a nigga not wearing green on st. Patrick’s day
      Pick 7 aug
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    • I have exes I did wrong that I know for a fact would love to take this thing to my dick, and I can't say I blame them. I wasn't always a good person
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    • P-p-p-put your dick in it
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    • dudes on the worksite in russia be like ‘cover me im reloading’
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    • New Fallout lookin good
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    • DON’T WORRY SIR WE WILL GET YOU OUT OF THERE!! *gets fucking shot*
      MrGabes 6 aug
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    • Is that a slug-fed metal clipper?
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    • This what I need to get the popcorn kernel shell unstuck from between my molars
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    • hand removal
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    • I want one
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    • Top 10 OP anime weapons
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    • Huh an AK knife, that’s a new one
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    • To all you Russian weebs out there. You do realize that other countries have things like this too? And that russia isn’t the singular coolest thing in the world?
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    • He is making a convertible!
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    • This is cool and all but like, why does it look like the walking dead in that bitch? Or is that just Russia?
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    • This is what the doctors used to circumcise my massive cock at birth
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    • Imagine some crazy bastard using this as a cigar cutter
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    • I'm aroused
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    • InfoChecker where u at
      swifty_ 7 aug
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    • Now put your dick in it
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    • He is cutting my nail
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    • Actually we use hydraulic or pneumatic for cases like this
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    • Seems horribly inefficient and stupidly expensive compared to electric. Plus can't beat the power and much higher saftey measures of hydraulic tools either.
      MeIsYup 6 aug
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    • Reminds me of those tractors that you could start with a 12 gauge shell
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    • We have the jaws of life on the Firefighting squad, but these ones are air compressed.
      Vetalemo 6 aug
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    • Ahh yes the ole hand-job-inator
      Cunty 6 aug
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    • Cock torture
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    • That is just wildly inefficient
      pigles1 6 aug
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    • Is it weird to anyone else that the people most likely to be for America and freedom are also YeH ones who have so much respect for Russia? No hate just a weird thing I’m noticing.
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    • Jaws of life gun
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    • Hey are those like blanks or something and what kind of shells. Someone educate me.
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    • I wanna see them use that on a ballistic gel dummy
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    • Circumciser 9000
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    • Put.. put your dick in it
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    • From the sound of it, that is not gunpowder. Maybe CO2 canisters.
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    • That would be so much easier to use than the fucking jaws of life.
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    • We have gun powder tools too. Look up the nail gun that takes 22 shells.
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    • Gunpowder gun actually fuel tools like nail guns called powder-actuated they're used to put steel pins or threaded studs into rock or steel very useful ..... and/or in a piston configuration like those jaws
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    • Just sayen. Electric is faster
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    • Stick your dick in it.
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    • What the fufk is this called I need to know
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    • Put your dick in it
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    • Looks cool, but in reality thisnwont work as well as a JoL or SawZall. Milwaukee Tools makes cordless power tools specifically designed for this type of work, and they work much better.
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    • You’ve heard of the jaws of life, but here’s the jaws of death
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    • Bruh it's cool but inefficient af
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    • I WANT
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    • Looks like the god damn apocalypse
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    • Y make the jaws so small tho
      KrisGames 11 aug
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    • Fuck it, shotgun nail clippers
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    • russian jaws of life
      Jkewz 9 aug
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    • Metro 2033 be like
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    • just remember the us does have more gunpowder its called the ac-130
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    • Is this what they use to castrate SuperDog?
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    • I need that
      pyter 9 aug
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    • Bruh, that is badass as fuck
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    • Some tractors are cold started with 12g blanks
      Keilanm 9 aug
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    • Impressive.
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    • If I get 20 likes I’ll put my whole fucking head in that
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