Norto Norto
5 apr 2020
© Based on: nitroprevails
Any lastwords?
Hew's your sister?
TheSadWhiteCrayon
25 sep 2020
Any lastwords? Hew's your sister?
Nobody:
Pictures on barbershop wall:
clerp clerp
22 jan 2021
Nobody: Pictures on barbershop wall:
SALAD?
THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
SALAD? THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
Adult Adult
10 jun
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
isabella steger @
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
Agentdeness Agentdeness
20 sep 2020
isabella steger @ yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
That one friend who doesn't
touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts.
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
Realvision Realvision
30 mar
That one friend who doesn't touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts. He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
Draco Malfoy before Saying
=the in potter
S212121S S212121S
13 may
Draco Malfoy before Saying =the in potter
Forensic Files Narrator: "...and he left a bloody finger print on the door..."
Me: fucking idiot
Forensic Files Narrator: "...and he left a bloody finger print on the door..." Me: fucking idiot
When the thermometer breaks during your rectal examination
ay
I Mercury is in Uranus I
Hanover Hanover
22d
When the thermometer breaks during your rectal examination ay I Mercury is in Uranus I
That awkward moment
ad We
when you're telling the
truth but then you smile & no one believes you
That awkward moment ad We when you're telling the truth but then you smile & no one believes you
Two types of people:
1. The person who sees the pizza
2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza.
drop the pizza!
Two types of people: 1. The person who sees the pizza 2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza. drop the pizza!
got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup! - I got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup!
MissDoe MissDoe
23 sep 2020
got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup! - I got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup!
me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song
Gilberto Gilberto
13 mar
me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song
Tweet
Buck
@a_nogr
Olive Garden gave me a spoon for
my spaghetti
PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
KentuckyFriedColonel KentuckyFriedColonel
26 sep 2020
Tweet Buck @a_nogr Olive Garden gave me a spoon for my spaghetti PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
"Your biggest supporter is a stranger.
Your biggest hater is someone you know."
- Heath Ledger
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
11 may
"Your biggest supporter is a stranger. Your biggest hater is someone you know." - Heath Ledger
SOUS ONE?
OR DOES IT LIKE DOGS HAVE?)
INES
Acme11111 Acme11111
21 sep 2020
SOUS ONE? OR DOES IT LIKE DOGS HAVE?) INES
Brain: Do it
Me: Why
Brain: You gotta
Forte
Room
barko_the_grea barko_the_grea
25 sep 2020
Brain: Do it Me: Why Brain: You gotta Forte Room
Single mother dressed as dad so her son wouldn't miss "Donuts with dad" day at school
casual_browser69 casual_browser69
24 sep 2020
Single mother dressed as dad so her son wouldn't miss "Donuts with dad" day at school