Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
13 apr
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
Me: (high making jello)
Instructions: now chill in the fridge for 4 hours.
Me: @Kioniafool
if
wtf_no wtf_no
27 oct 2020
Me: (high making jello) Instructions: now chill in the fridge for 4 hours. Me: @Kioniafool if
chyrsoprases
I hope you like host clubs, cat.
LIVIAy LIVIAy
21 sep 2020
chyrsoprases I hope you like host clubs, cat.
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
Follow
Same here in Edinburgh:
GREYFRIARS BOBBY
soundlessdragon Follows
Maybe we don't have Kind Midas's touch, but with enough love we turn things to gold
Follow
this good boy in moscow metro is believed to bring
good luck to students
Jordanmichelle93 Jordanmichelle93
23 sep 2020
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it Follow Same here in Edinburgh: GREYFRIARS BOBBY soundlessdragon Follows Maybe we don't have Kind Midas's touch, but with enough love we turn things to gold Follow this good boy in moscow metro is believed to bring good luck to students
Me stuck behind an asshole at the gas station buying $23 of different lottery tickets
StirringThePot StirringThePot
12 mar
Me stuck behind an asshole at the gas station buying $23 of different lottery tickets
BEST MOVIE
LIKE IF ITS A BOY AND HIS DOG
(1975)
Poll_man Poll_man
24 sep 2020
BEST MOVIE LIKE IF ITS A BOY AND HIS DOG (1975)
With the medical marijuana in her system
Gerty's arthritis pain was gone and she
almost wished a motherfucker would try her patience at bingo tonight...
Vaudevillain Vaudevillain
24 apr
With the medical marijuana in her system Gerty's arthritis pain was gone and she almost wished a motherfucker would try her patience at bingo tonight...
Me: "I don't need a grocery cart'
Me (6 mins later):
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
8 jan 2021
Me: "I don't need a grocery cart' Me (6 mins later):
It's sweater season time.
Hope they still fit after quarantine
mealyjust mealyjust
29 oct 2020
It's sweater season time. Hope they still fit after quarantine
When you're Gary and you haven't screamed your name in 8 minutes
Lonethefox Lonethefox
24 feb
When you're Gary and you haven't screamed your name in 8 minutes
My mom didnt raise a quitter, she raises someone afraid of failure so much they dont even start something
is that like a personal attack or something I
Dawson Dawson
17 nov 2020
My mom didnt raise a quitter, she raises someone afraid of failure so much they dont even start something is that like a personal attack or something I
im darth maul. cause when you find me there will only be hi
Maul
WRONG HALF!
Darth Maul
Ryuuthered Ryuuthered
26 sep 2020
im darth maul. cause when you find me there will only be hi Maul WRONG HALF! Darth Maul
InFamouzCzr InFamouzCzr
23 sep 2020
Surveillance recorded the entire process. (told courtier will be here before I left
When you ask the orphan kid if his mom's hot but he just starts crying
Gome on, tall
Mimikyu1 Mimikyu1
28 may
When you ask the orphan kid if his mom's hot but he just starts crying Gome on, tall
IDENTIFYING
WOOD
ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl
YEP, IT'S WOOD
IDENTIFYING WOOD ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl YEP, IT'S WOOD
LIKE IF YOU MISS BOB ROSS
PVE NEVER WATCHED HIM BUT IVE HEARD HES A GOOD GUY
Wailord1 Wailord1
24 sep 2020
LIKE IF YOU MISS BOB ROSS PVE NEVER WATCHED HIM BUT IVE HEARD HES A GOOD GUY
"Karen please tell the cat I need my cage now"
balailey balailey
24 sep 2020
"Karen please tell the cat I need my cage now"
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
imminentSpillednut imminentSpillednut
12 jan 2021
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,