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Cringe_King Cringe_King
27 sep 2020
of TikTok There is going to be blue moon on halloween and what it means will SHOCK you...
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops?
Me:
OGmememaster OGmememaster
14 dec 2020
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops? Me:
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching porn:
miclo25
20d
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
E_JACulate E_JACulate
23 sep 2020
i think just permanently gave my dog nightmares
When your holiday has been cancelled by the coronavirus but don't want to give up the dream
Forgedgod Forgedgod
7 jan 2021
When your holiday has been cancelled by the coronavirus but don't want to give up the dream
My boss: you're fired
Mespause Netflix* why?
"bs
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
22 jun
My boss: you're fired Mespause Netflix* why? "bs
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
Boss: what inspired you to do this?
Me: "my salary"
staples1724 staples1724
30 dec 2020
Boss: what inspired you to do this? Me: "my salary"
"Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder..."
TrillSaint TrillSaint
19 may
"Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder..."
me giving my cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
me giving my cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
Me: *hits my elbow on desk*
My entire nervous system:
asmordusu asmordusu
8 dec 2020
Me: *hits my elbow on desk* My entire nervous system:
Here's a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear - Here’s a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear
TheMadT1tan TheMadT1tan
21 sep 2020
Here's a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear - Here’s a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear
5 Year Old Me: can't wait to grow up."
Adult Me:
SpareParts SpareParts
23 oct 2020
5 Year Old Me: can't wait to grow up." Adult Me:
People at my funeral talking about my meme addiction
They were like goldep-nuggets to that boy.
People at my funeral talking about my meme addiction They were like goldep-nuggets to that boy.
Why is shaved Keanu
Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
15 mar
Why is shaved Keanu Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
why does your box say /police?
thatbluebox:
#little amy asking the real questions and already sassing the doctor at age 7
why does your box say /police? thatbluebox: #little amy asking the real questions and already sassing the doctor at age 7
Have to admire the craftsmanship of that fence
awful_oilyrHumor awful_oilyrHumor
13 mar
Have to admire the craftsmanship of that fence