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    • That looks like a hole and it gave me so much anxiety that he would fall in
      Diss 8 apr
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    • Why would you feed him a whole turtle?!?
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    • Due to "Survival of the fittest", You no longer have a pet turtle. You have a pet tadpole.
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    • He's burning more calories than he'll get out of that fucking minnow
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    • PorkSword 10 apr
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    • Looks like the little guy burnt more energy than that little thing will give it.
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    • That lil nigga is fighting for his life
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    • My turtle is so funny when he's chasing after fish. He likes to grab their tail fins, rip them off, and watch them struggle to swim away, or swim in circles. He's kind of evil...
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    • I used to put the feeder fish into a cup and shake the shit out of them so when it came time for my turtles to eat them, they were too dizzy or disoriented to escape. Making them an easy nutritious meal for my Bowser, Chaos and pappa.
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    • Why would you feed that small as fish a whole turtle at least cut it down next time
      masking 10 apr
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    • The calories he's burning r more than that fish will give him
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    • Move the damn rock so he can catch it
      Budbabes 10 apr
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    • How dare his food be faster than him
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    • He’s probably mad as hell “SARAH! Why... IN THE FUCK did you get me FAST FOOD!?”
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    • Minnow : "shit-shit-shit!"
      Imall469 9 apr
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    • GET IN MAH BELLEH!
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    • Y you feeding him a sperm? Tf😂
      _txlr_ 11 apr
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    • * clears throat* * cocks gun* shouts” - give him that god damn fish or so help me
      jamato1 11 apr
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    • When I was a kid I had a pet turtle and would frequently give him guppies to snack on. He loved eating them... All except for one that he made his friend. He'd let it get right next to his face without eating it. It was crazy.
      drjarr96 11 apr
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    • The turtle and the minnow has a more important message about speed
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    • Move the rock the last thing he needs is an obstacle
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    • Didn’t know turtles liked fast food
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    • How do you expect your tadpole to eat a turtle that big
      NoGoat 10 apr
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    • Fish: “OH FUCK OH SHIT SHIT SHIT!!”
      B4RS 9 apr
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    • Clearly he is an apex predator.
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    • _109_ 8 apr
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    • NYOOOOOMMM
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    • Can someone update me on this... did the little guy get it? Did he eat? Is he full now?
      ggonza00 16 apr
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    • Gotta be quicker than that
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    • No way could that little ass fish eat that thing
      JACOB_76 15 apr
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    • i wonder if he ever caught it
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    • Now that's what I call fast food... Badum tiss
      _Helix__ 14 apr
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    • This is the same thing as trying to get the last bit of cereal
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    • Your dog is retarded
      jacobus42 13 apr
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    • Maybe if u put more than 1 u fucking monster!!!
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    • Can we get a sound clip added of an old man yelling "get back here you little shit" a bunch of times?
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    • Get that rock outta there to make things easier
      Seprinzik 11 apr
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    • When you nut in her but your sperm knows you are not financially stable and need to mature more
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    • The determination of this tiny turtle is inspiring. He will be a great ninja someday. Too legit to quit- turtle 🐢 ⚔️
      cdrill 10 apr
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    • I think he burned more calories trying to catch the fish than he's gonna get from eating it
      aearly92 10 apr
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    • *Benny Hill music plays*
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    • Why were you trying to feed your fish a huge turtle
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    • Fast food
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    • HELP HIM!
      AmazingV 10 apr
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    • My mom used to have a snake and she fed it little lab mice, and one of them actually bit the snake and the snake wouldn’t eat for like 3 days after that
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    • "Get back here you cowardly bitch of a lunch"
      Tiger234 10 apr
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    • Burning more calories than the big will give him.
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    • My turtle ate all the fish but one, and that fish had a will to live. It made him confused and mad. He was swimming around and bumping into the glass. We got back and it was dead... but it was a fighter
      Dank_E 10 apr
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    • “Git in ma belly!”
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    • Now do it with the Benny Hill theme
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    • If that’s your turltles home I feel sorry for him, there is no stimulation for him, no life.
      Ichiro__ 9 apr
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    • How does the person that thinks the rock is a hole have top comment? Is majority of people on here that stupid?
      neco2134 9 apr
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    • It will make him stronger
      5arrow 9 apr
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    • did he get it? i have to know 😕
      docyopper 16 apr
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    • Tadpoles dont eat turtles idiot
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    • This is why you don’t feed turtles to fish.
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    • I still don’t understand how a tortoise could beat a hare in a race.
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    • Cinnamol 14 apr
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    • Poor bb
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    • Little niggatello need to learn how to hunt
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    • *Cues Benny Hill theme*
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    • That's a cool laser pointer. The cat looks a little fucked up though
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    • For fucks sake just give it to the little fucker
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    • Looking like my sperm runnin away from the tip cause they know damn well there aren't any eggs, just a sock and loneliness.
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    • Thats a big ass sperm
      snowhuouv 10 apr
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    • Imagine how terrifying that would be for the tadpole tho lol
      aaddaamm 10 apr
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    • Help him dammit
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    • He's burning more calories than he's gonna eat...
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    • Why you feeding it your sperm?
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    • Your turtle probably wouldn't survive in the wild
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    • *yakety sax plays*
      PUPPDAWG 10 apr
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    • Poor turt
      SinOfLust 10 apr
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    • That turtle is burning more calories than just eating that thing
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    • Aww this reminds me of the turtle I had since I was five. Last year I gave him to a family friend because he has a great pond. Now my turtle is double in size and happy as can be
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    • Turtles are so friggin adorable
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    • I’ve been watching for three hours, my phone is about to die, how long till he gets it?
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    • Just think of the point of view of that tadpole or what ever that thing is. It’s gotta be scared out of its mind
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    • Get back here bitch
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    • That's what happens when you try to feed a turtle to your fish
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    • He’s doing his bestest
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    • My boi Sir Swimsalot be gettin a workout
      mik34376 10 apr
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    • Get the rid of that rock
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    • He burnt more calories than that fishy gave him lol
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    • Bro does anyone else get the creeps with those long headed ass turtles just because you saw that one episode in the amazing world of gumball as a kid and never once again dared to step close to one of those things
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    • Who jerks off in a turtle habitat
      foxx2487 10 apr
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    • Nigga get that fucking rock outta there that's not what you feed turtles you retard
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    • Hot pursuit
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    • That's a boss fight down there
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    • Are you trying to feed him or exercise him? 😂
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    • me in breath of the wild trying to kill that bitchass wolf running in circles around me
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    • Well now you know it’s getting exercise
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    • Homie gotta work that hard for it give em more my dude.
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    • You basically gave the tad the higher grownd... Hes in his element. Shell puppers dont have grip on plastic. Duh
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    • My turtle look like that bro. He is smol and eet baby snek pieces
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    • We have been seeing a lot of running turtles lately.
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