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    • 10/10 company
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    • I mean shit, with a sense of humor like that u have my buisness (is that how u spell that? Ah fuck it)
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    • The best marketing I’ve seen in a while
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    • This is how you advertise! I would go out of my way to support a company like this.
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    • Oi bruv, you got a loicense to chill?
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    • Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration.
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    • Hired. I mean I dont have AC but hired nevertheless.
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    • I worked with a plumber one day and his shirt said “I’m just here to lay pipe” apparently his wife made it for them
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    • I was once behind a pest control company at a stop light. Had some crazy name, a long sting of 1 liner puns, and a giant print of a Wasp flying backwards dual wielding Desert Eagles
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    • Licensed, to *chilllllll*
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    • Anyone else get goosebumps when they sneeze? Thus making your nipples hard
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    • We have a company here called “House of Hose”. I told my dad I should get a job there so he would have to tell people his daughter works at House of Hose.
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    • I work security at a rental lot. I deal with this one tow company called Camel Tow. It makes my day every time he comes through
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    • He's got my business.
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    • Hi, I work for 'Smally Willy' and our business partner is 'Stiff Nipples'
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    • I’ve seen a sticker like that before contractor used to come into the lumber yard I work in with it
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    • You had me at Stiff Nipples
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    • .....but that loop though
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    • Nipples so hard right now, they can cut through glass.
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    • Would hire, would make nipples hard
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    • Gold
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    • Nice. I've always wanted stiff nipples instead of flaccid ones
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    • Is nobody going to talk about the near perfect loop?
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    • In our town we had a van that drove around with “Tampon auto” in red tape on both sides
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    • Sounds like maxmoefoe
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    • I would hire these people for just the name so I can say “yeah stiff nipples fixed my AC”
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    • Fucking amazing
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    • Roight, watts awe dis din?????
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    • I'd hire them
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    • “We’ll chill your tits”
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    • Damn nice loop
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    • As an HVAC tech myself I find this absolutely hilarious
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    • Well thats a great testimony.
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    • If your ladies nipples aren't stiff by the time the foreplays over you're doing it wrong
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    • "The name's Nipples. Stiff Nipples. I'll have a sex on the beach - flicked, not twisted."
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    • Bob Vance Vance refrigeration?
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    • You got my business
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    • Australia is just America with accents and less guns change my mind
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    • Get this man some business
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    • My dad used to be a TV repairman and his motto for his business was "Let us twist your knobs."
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    • I do HVAC and I want to work for this guy
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    • Well they got my business
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    • Eat That Dick-288
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    • I’d hire him
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    • As an HVAC tech I find this humorous
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    • Imagine his company grows so big that it becomes as big as like air around the clock or something. And you just have Billboards all over the city that just says stiff nipples
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    • I trust him
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    • Can we go back to companies having personality? Remember that weird Kia Soul ad? Or the Dodges racing towards a bunch of 16th century brits?
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    • I have Alzheimer’s and this is like me telling a joke constantly but every1 already heard it but it’s new to me. The worst one is when it’s some1 else’s joke I keep telling
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    • This is top tier advertising
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    • You can’t get this with communism!!!
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    • Seems legit to me
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    • Well I'm convinced
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    • content not available more
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    • I once saw a truck with “Horny Hookers” on the back and it was advertising for a fishing company.
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    • 10/10 would hire this company for my refrigeration needs
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    • That loop tho
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    • What do hard female nips look like. I’m a visual learner btw
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    • Supposed commented this before and I'm commenting it again. You can zoom in on the video
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    • Of course you would need a license just to chill
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    • I mean his mom says it so it must be true
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    • Yeah we have stiff nipples coming over later.
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    • Respect
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    • The only company I go to
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    • Dank
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    • I dont need laugh I need numbers
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    • Stiff nippows
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    • Who has hard nipples ( females reply only)
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    • That a dick and a beer in the bottom left corner?
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    • Imagine that
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    • Boyfriend works for “independent hose”...it’s a running joke for me.
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    • Add me to that list now brother
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    • Should have left it at Stiff Nips. And not spelled out nipples
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    • I tried looking them up. It took a while
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    • Would definitely use their services
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    • I'd buy from him lol
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    • An HVAC company I would fully support
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    • Sold
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    • There stiff nipples for AC's, And then there's Jackass Paint Jobs
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    • He sounds like pyrocynical
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    • I saw an electricians van and the company name was Dicks Electric. And their motto was “we’ll remove your shorts”
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    • That’s great advertising, and a good sense of humor
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    • sTyfF NePOs
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    • Until Karen tries to find refrigeration help
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    • I prefer Vance Refrigeration
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    • Lol
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    • Ew, British
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    • What's all this then?
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    • Well if his mom supports him it's probably pretty good. Moms can be some of the toughest critics out there
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    • He sounds like max moe foe
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    • Good loop. Not great, but good.
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    • Much respect
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