• I should grow sone Aloe
For medical reasons of
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    • I have a rather large aloe plant in my fridge right now. Should I try this?
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    • Alussy
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    • I have aloe plants theyre great and you can use them as lube
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    • The alussy got me acting strange bruh...
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    • I learned on an old show(Manswers I think) that cooked veal has the same texture and feel of a vagina and whenever I see shit like this I think of that
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    • blue_too 13 jul
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    • 100% aloe is safe as a natural lube so go ahead
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    • Native Americans 1000 years ago when they saw an aloe plant just straight chillin.
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    • I live in Arizona so they are all over and we have some and i did this and it's how i found out I'm allergic to them.
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    • A couple weeks ago, I went up north to fish a couple lakes. Got sunburned like a bitch. Cut a chunk off my aloe plant out front, cut it open, and lathered it on my burns. Helps so fuckin much.
      PorkSword 13 jul
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    • My cock is Sunburned
      mmmmkbeye 13 jul
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    • Can I drink
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    • Not gonna lie I’ve done that
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    • BRUH WHO THE FUCK CUTS THAT WAY, CUT AWAY FROM YOURSELF NOT TOWARDS YOURSELF YOU WANNA SLICE YOURE FINGERS UP LIKE GOT DAMN NO WONDER NOBODY KNOWS KNIFE SAFETY WITH SHIT LIKE THIS IN EXISTENCE
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    • Y'all ever heard of a banana peel
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    • Yea just cut toward your hand that'll do some good
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    • Not gonna fuck with you fellas, I fucked the plant. It's not as good as real pussy, but that shit got scary close.
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    • Why is he using a serrated edge
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    • Aloe there
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    • That alussy got a nigga feelin ways 😳🥴
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    • Aloe vussy
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    • I don’t know what to say lol
      rikkk 12 jul
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    • That shit smells though
      JewSlayer 13 jul
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    • There needs to be a setting where you can switch off video features or other features with sound and look at the picture memes like when in public or something
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    • just keep cuttin like that and your hand will go with it one day
      Cpt_Coker 13 jul
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    • We gonna overlook my man's waves??? 🌊🌊🌊
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    • This would probably be worse than using your hand. It wouldn’t even feel remotely close to the real thing. Way too much lubricant in this thing. The good thing about pussy is how it’s the perfect amount of skin friction but also self lubricant. The problem with sex is when you start fucking for so l
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    • Jokes aside, what are the medicinal benefits that aloe plants may provide?
      Balog121 12 jul
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    • Sheeeeeeeeeeeit
      HarryKane 12 jul
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    • Anything's a Puss if you're brave enough.
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    • Y'all ever get those drinks that have aloe vera juice and chunks of the aloe vera in them? Those are amazing
      AKJesus 13 jul
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    • Aloe plant gunna make me act up
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    • Have a sunburnt dick? No problem bro we got the aloe Vera pocket pussy here
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    • Bro just get a glove, pillow stuffing, some kind of lube, a long and marrow enough for you dick size, tape, and some kind of item like a screw driver to be a place holder. Now you will have to sacrifice the cup for this but can be reused infinite times (with a new glove). First poke a hole in the
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    • "sone"
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    • Just go on Amazon and get a fleshlight
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    • Taking care of boner is a medical reason, silly
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    • Got gushy pussy
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    • I wanna put my dick in there
      CRIUBOSS 13 jul
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    • Fresh aloe is good natural lube ;)
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    • You gonna make me act up
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    • Cum cactus
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    • I've had multiple aloe plants and they usually dont get big enough to put your dick in. Sorry boys
      hubaskank 14 jul
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    • Top comment fucks veal. For that price you might as well buy a hooker
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    • Gimme that alussy
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    • I know y'all are wondering so I'll tell you yes it feels great
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    • The alussy making me froth
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    • It's the quenchiest!
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    • Yet another human figure with no purpose to the video
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    • I always get freaked out when retards like this cut towards themselves with that much force. especially towards the webbing between the thumb and index finger.
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    • Aloe Vera y’all, really good for the skin especially for sunburns.
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    • Oh I was gonna eat it...
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    • What are the inside of the plants side effects from human contact?
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    • Sone....
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    • Oh boy
      TheWack97 15 jul
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    • I heard aloe actually helps with penis growth, y’all should try it.
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    • My god I thought we were gonna see someone lose a thumb.
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    • Why the FUCK are they using THAT knife in THAT way?
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    • You can eat it
      9009fu 14 jul
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    • Aussy got me acting weird
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    • Repent for the kingdom of Heaven is at hand please turn from your sins
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    • Not the right context but still funny
      joeboma 14 jul
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    • lmaooo was that Leslie
      ItsRupaul 14 jul
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    • As another simple Reminder that @asmus Is a whore account and the mods keep featuring the slut.
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    • Sone?
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    • Bruh
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    • Just use a raw steak
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    • Been there done that
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    • How many times do I have to say this, stop fucking the aloe
      LinkachuX 13 jul
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    • Boss sees that and job goes goodbye
      luhFella 13 jul
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    • Ita called agave
      CH3RNOBYL 14 jul
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    • Aloe is tasty as fuck. Sprinkle some brown sugar on a slice and damn that's a snack
      Richards 13 jul
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    • Okay but like actually, what would it feel like?
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    • Cut away from your fucking hand not towards
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    • Im worried for the chicks that meet yall and they find your dicks filled with puss and ridden with pimples and lack acne. Yall are fuckin weird
      Scramasax 13 jul
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    • Aloe will 100% burn your dick do not do this if you value your schmeat
      Jebward 13 jul
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    • Um
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    • That’s one of the worst ways to cut things
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    • You people are all heathens!!!!
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    • Sone Son.
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    • I'm in the car with my dad and he asked me what I'm laughing at what do I say
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    • Slicing with a serrated knife scares me
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    • Yeah yeah but aloe smells terrible on its own
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