SoppyCastle9 SoppyCastle9
21 sep 2020
@i_remember_when_cat When you turn off all the beeping things at the hospital so the patients start sleeping better
Last pictures of My dog before being taken. - Last pictures of My dog before being taken.
Mrluck580 Mrluck580
23 sep 2020
Last pictures of My dog before being taken. - Last pictures of My dog before being taken.
harvard graduate
my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him
her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this
- 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
864 7,190
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
28 sep 2020
harvard graduate my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once [i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this - 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 864 7,190
ts that what happens though, seriously?
You just get bored of us one day and disappear?,
Not if you're blonde.' I
Oh, she was blonde!
*Oh, what a 'surprise!
DoctorPines DoctorPines
24 sep 2020
ts that what happens though, seriously? You just get bored of us one day and disappear?, Not if you're blonde.' I Oh, she was blonde! *Oh, what a 'surprise!
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Somebody's daughter:
EdDboi5 EdDboi5
18 may
Netflix: Are you still watching? Somebody's daughter:
When you accidentally catch your little
Hulkster in your zipper.
The_Beard The_Beard
28 jan
When you accidentally catch your little Hulkster in your zipper.
celtic
glumshoe
fugdamatriarchy
failnation
My captain friend sent me this photo. Saudi prince bought ticket for his 80 hawks
I Nice
Apparently falcon passports are a mandatory thing throughout Arabia
You have to appreciate the irony of birds on an airplane
celtic glumshoe fugdamatriarchy failnation My captain friend sent me this photo. Saudi prince bought ticket for his 80 hawks I Nice Apparently falcon passports are a mandatory thing throughout Arabia You have to appreciate the irony of birds on an airplane
When you're feeling sad and your Meme friend pulls out their phone.
When you're feeling sad and your Meme friend pulls out their phone.
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?"
is crime,
Me:
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?" is crime, Me:
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
"You're hiding Christmas guests under the ards, are you not?
General_Pigeon General_Pigeon
26 dec 2020
"You're hiding Christmas guests under the ards, are you not?
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers,
"to Flavortown."
daddyairplane daddyairplane
28 jan
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers, "to Flavortown."
Dad telling me not to shake the chair when he's changing the light bulb
The_Meme_Guy1 The_Meme_Guy1
25 may
Dad telling me not to shake the chair when he's changing the light bulb
ME: LET ME SEE THAT KITTY HER:
thegay0ne thegay0ne
11 feb
ME: LET ME SEE THAT KITTY HER:
When Jesus hits me with the Holy
love and forgivness:
*Incoherent sobbing*
When Jesus hits me with the Holy love and forgivness: *Incoherent sobbing*
Millennials "You don't understand how bad words hurt!!"
Literally everyone born before 1995:
CU_rcwalsh1942 CU_rcwalsh1942
22 jun
Millennials "You don't understand how bad words hurt!!" Literally everyone born before 1995:
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
My playlist like...
My playlist like...
Cat doing some paw and order.
xx51Audi50xx xx51Audi50xx
22 sep 2020
Cat doing some paw and order.
Me driving passed
any dirt road:
I wonder where that goes
Chevy_83 Chevy_83
10 feb
Me driving passed any dirt road: I wonder where that goes
someone said gospel music is just diss tracks for satan
someone said gospel music is just diss tracks for satan