• i love how he just narrows his eyes when he says
"vegetables"
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    • really brought down the hammer on him
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    • That was a little harsh Ned.
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    • whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat??? the wheelchair
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    • "You knew I had a temper when you married me"
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    • This is how atheists think all religious families are
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    • Losing out on the Bible stories is the most effective punishment parents can use on their children.
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    • Leaked footage of LoveGod_LovePeople childhood
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    • Blue shirt knows he the favorite now but he hidin it to look properly shocked
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    • I too enjoyed listening to fairy tales before bed as a child
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    • God I wish Ned Flanders would just bend me over and fuck me like the little whore I am
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    • I want a dummy thicc femboy bf to read bible studies with
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    • veggie tales
      CVNT5 26 jul
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    • My parents used to read me the bible and really pushed that shit onto me, theyre the same reason why I dont believe in religion anymore, a lot of the people that follow it are hypocritical, love thy neighbor, but so many religeous people hate LGBT, because they chose freedom of love
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    • A girl once cheated on me and said “well you knew what you were getting into since I’ve had sex before” like wtf no shit it doesn’t matter if you’ve had sex before you think all non virgins are cheaters??
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    • ...the belt it is
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    • Comment section is filled with gaythiests 🤭
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    • What’s wrong with the way he says vegetables?
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    • Don’t make him googly your moogly
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    • d1ckfelt 26 jul
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    • That’s me
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    • Mixed vegetables? Cringe!
      Linebat 27 jul
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    • Bro what kinda kid will say “yes” to that question? I don’t care how much of a priss your mom is or how pious your dad is
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    • How did Flanders blink without closing his eyes?!
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    • Someone please tell me what episode this is. This had me dying.
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    • Hell and damn are in the Bible. What’s the problem?
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    • I love rod and Todd
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    • You cut off the best part! Maude: Weren't you a little hard on him Ned: You knew I had a temper when you married me.
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    • Shut up Flanders.
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    • Cruel and unusual punishment
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    • "Ell no"
      Sebi 26 jul
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    • Don’t brainwash your children.
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    • Instead we’ll tell you true stories.
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    • Cum shit fart
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    • how they just gon take his bible stories like that
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    • And this is why all the religions are becoming cults to me every single one
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    • I mean are these words not in the Bible
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    • Bro if u think about no Bible stories means hes gonna be actin up
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    • Who else was punished like this BC their parents were tired of beating their ass.
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    • NO BIBLE STORIES TONIGHT
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    • Okay so this is literally how my nephew is. We usually read him the same two Bible verses every night and he gets upset and cries when no one reads with him
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    • fuck you ifunny i posted it first
      b_moneyy 29 jul
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    • Bible has the best stories
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    • Lol
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    • 😄 He narrows his eyes like "vegetables" is the bad word
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    • XD
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    • There’s a great song called I don’t want any damn vegetables by the okaliy dokilays
      Salty_CJ 28 jul
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    • VegitablEs
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    • Vegatables
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    • Damn, no bible stories? 😔
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    • I wanna raise my kids like that. For them to actually enjoy church and have good morals. What’s the point of putting your kid in church if there gonna be miserable like a bunch of other kids. Ima try and do better than most dads. I have a good dad, I want my kids to be happy too
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    • Anybody else realize that his pupils blinked first. Then his eyelids blinked?
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    • I wonder if Ned knows that his wife will end up with Satan 😂
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    • I’m atheist so idgaf about bible stories no offense to those with religion
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    • Is it too late to start watching the simpsons?
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    • I never thought I'd see the day where a cartoon character cries over not getting a bible story read to them.
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    • Can actually hear the demons inside all of the atheists cringe on this one. Of course you heathens wouldn't understand 😂
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    • as a Christ loving atheist, read the Bible.
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    • .
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    • Damn fr tho bible stories are fire
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    • That’s what I always say when I go through the retirement home and this old lady keeps yelling that I’m her grandson
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    • The simpsons are overrated
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    • F you Todd!
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    • No Bible stories = he has to spend alone time with the priest
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    • I'm in a religious family and lemme just say this is pretty much it
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    • I know where Bob Ross grew up
      ElFrogo 27 jul
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    • Ow! My freakin’ ears!
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    • How did his wife die??
      kataga 27 jul
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    • Where’s the image of him saying that. I want it please.
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    • Wha
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    • Everyone wants to hear about the scarlet whore and her burning bush
      MotorHola 27 jul
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    • HELL no I said I dont want any can vegitables
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    • This is great
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    • The kid in the blue shirt looks like all the step sisters in pornos
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    • Ain’t that the same lady that died
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    • Was that Bart's influence or something? I can't remember
      KentJames 27 jul
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    • No FUCKING BIBLE STORIES?!!
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    • Naruto is my bible story
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    • Then he gets shunned from all of his friends and family
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    • @for the love of God....
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    • Fuck Ned. All my homies hate Ned
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    • I don’t want any damn vegTAbles -_-
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    • Fuck vegetables
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    • vege👁👁tables
      7up_can 27 jul
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    • His stories!!
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    • What episode
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    • I think I remember reading this as a comic in third grade
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    • Jew stories
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    • It’s been too long since I heard the normal version. I’m used to damn vegetables by dankmus
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    • Vegetables suck I hate the taste of wheelchairs
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    • >_> vegetables
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