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    • Does he just keep these stored for the right moment
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    • My goal in life is to come up with metaphors and similes as well as this guy
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    • This is coach Green for the Montana Tech Orediggers! He was my college coach, and is waaaaay better in person. This man is a great coach and leader!!!!
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    • "He thinks he can take on hell with a squirt gun" Literally Doom pistol speedrunners
      Upex 12 jul
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    • “She doesn’t go out with losers” damn dude I felt that shit
      Rezerrex 12 jul
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    • Makes me want something like the office but with a football coaching staff
      Prairie 12 jul
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    • The French horn one was so fucking unexpected and stupid that it made me laugh way harder than I should have
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    • You learn a lot about life from guys like that
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    • I've met this guy. Certainly an interesting character. He isn't the head coach at Montana Tech anymore, but I have a couple friends that are gonna be playing football there.
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    • Can you imagine having a beer with this guy.
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    • second french horn is pretty bad usually, still better than the overconfident asshole lead player
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    • Who is this man?
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    • "It's like watching your mother in law drive off a cliff in a Cadillac... ya get mixed feelings"
      Firaged 13 jul
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    • This guy is or maybe was a college football coach in Montana. He’s almost always like this on interviews.
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    • Used to work with an old guy who had all kinds of sayings like this that i had never heard. A few i remember "that guy's big enough to go bear huntin with a switch" "bill gates is makin more money than a show dog could jump over" or instead of saying it's windy he'd say "the hawk's a-slicin"
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    • His name is Coach (Bob) Green from Montana Tech. I went to college there, he is a hoot. There is all sorts of YouTube videos.
      AweSkiSki 13 jul
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    • How can I learn his power?
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    • Mom keeps telling me I need a positive male role model. I think I found him.
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    • The mother in law one had me rolling and I’m not even married haha
      ElMundo 13 jul
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    • The mother in law one in the Cadillac
      eb23 13 jul
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    • Goin hard like a hobo in a ham sandwich got me bro wtfff
      KukriV1 13 jul
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    • Mixed feelings about you mother going off a cliff in a Cadillac got me
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    • MOTHER FUCKI G MONTANA FEATURE YEEEEEEAAAHHH
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    • A double edge sword is exactly like your mother-in-law going off the edge of a cliff in a Cadillac.
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    • Lol the mother in law in a caddy got me lol. "Mixed feelings"
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    • They were like a hobo on a ham sandwich lmao
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    • Fck_it 13 jul
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    • He reminds me of one of my grandpa's good friends, hes got sayings like these all the time. My favorite one is, "He was grinning like a opossum eating shit out of a hair brush."
      AmosMoses 13 jul
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    • Is this bad lip reading or is this something he actually said
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    • Feature worthy
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    • That’s my home town... can confirm those are all words out of his mouth
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    • They were goin at like like a hobo on a ham sandwich lmao
      Thirs 11 jul
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    • Who is this guy?i gotta learn more..
      amocat 13 jul
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    • Imagine if everybody had that same attitude and mindset
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    • Hell with a squirt gun.. you son of bitch I’m in
      kiln4u 15 jul
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    • “He thinks he can take on hell with a squirt gun”. Hahaha I like this guy
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    • Dang I played second chair French horn in high school...
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    • I play d second french horn in the school band for 1 year
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    • What happened in the 3rd grade that made it the best 2 years of his life 😂😂🤔
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    • Champion
      Sprblue 13 jul
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    • hes got a SHORT MEMORY
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    • One of my football/wrestling coaches was like that. Always had old white guy knowledge in the form of jokes to drop. It was awesome
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    • That second French horn one hit hard
      _Animoo 13 jul
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    • Where does he come up with this shit 😂😂
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    • This brings joy.
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    • food_heaven this is funny
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    • Dude the guy is like a Gen Z who was born in the wrong generation
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    • The funny I needed for the other memes that made me cry before this
      Nael_Mama 14 jul
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    • I like the cut of this guys jib
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    • I have to write these down
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    • Slayer can take on hell with a squirt gun
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    • I’m gonna use the “hobo on a ham sammich” line lol
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    • Like a woodpecker in a petrified forest lol
      aichae 13 jul
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    • Hes from the 51st state
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    • Joe?
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    • I played on this field for Montana Tech. Our field is named after him, “Bob Green” field. Coach Green isn’t coach anymore, but he is still a legend.
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    • Why does everyone hate their in-laws?
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    • Good ol montana.
      AmDoge 11 jul
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    • LOL! I like this motherfucker. who is it?
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    • Who is this American treasure? He's awesome.
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    • It’s like watching your mother in law go off a cliff in a Cadillac you got mixed feelings about it. Love it
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    • It was the Cadillac for me
      ItsRupaul 14 jul
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    • The best part is that he doesn’t smile after any of these
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    • king of analogies
      ChadSmunk 13 jul
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    • Name?
      lukea4 13 jul
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    • Can we still say hobo? I like that word. Please tell me that's not offensive.
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    • I'd totally go fishing with that guy
      noon_ 13 jul
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    • Woodpecker in a petrified forest lmfao
      megz7 13 jul
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    • I love this guys speech pattern
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    • Coach Green! I went to school there. This guy would lay on his horn diving the whole way thru campus
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    • Bob green, Dad says he is the best
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    • Hobo on a ham sandwich yo I laughed so hard I cried a bit 😂
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    • His wife is named Peregrine? Odd. Nice though.
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    • This guy is full of year book quotes...
      mrjlewis 12 jul
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    • A woodpecker in a petrified forest? 😂 dudes a genius
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    • Best motivational speaker ever
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    • This coach can convince me to go to the hell with a squirt gun.
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    • Great quotes
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    • The one about his wife not coming with him to church actually gets me every time
      Pure_X 12 jul
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    • Creative, I'll give him that
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    • Absolute goat
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    • No state I’d rather be
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    • Worked with a guy who was arguing with a co worker and just said " ya know what you weren't born, you were found in a broken down test lab in a tube labeled failure" and honestly how does one come back from hat
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    • I need all of his lines written down in a book please
      yaxinator 15 jul
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    • Who is he
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    • I was the kid who played second French horn in band........
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    • Take on hell with a squirt gun is my favorite
      The_UCK 14 jul
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    • This man has life experience that rivals gods
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    • Holy Shit!! Coach Green got featured on Ifunny!!!! This is fucking amazing!!!!
      North_ 13 jul
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    • Is this guy setting up cutaways in real life?
      korvaats 13 jul
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    • This dude sounds like someone on TV but I have no idea who
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    • Im about to go hobo on this ham sandwich
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    • Third grade the best two years of my life
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    • The 2nd french horn in the school band one hit a little too close to home
      WeirdChu 13 jul
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    • I like this guy. I like him he’s good lol
      will1337 13 jul
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    • Who is this man he is my spirit animal
      Ballum 12 jul
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    • I knew exactly how this guy sounded reading the subtitles before I unmuted, how the fuck.
      Kryo 12 jul
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    • I dont care how many time this is featured i will republish EVERY TIME
      MrMajesti 12 jul
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    • Never thought I’d see coach Green on ifunny
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    • Why Is This Guy Always Yelling?
      4Pep 12 jul
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