• How to use velcro without
making a sound
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    • A true troll master
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    • Old but gold
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    • To be honest, I didnt hear the velcro
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    • This was a joke that my drill sgts told us in BCT. after I came home I went airsofting with some buddies and there were some 11yr olds talking tactical shit, so I showed them this trick... When I yelled, 2 of them pissed themselves.
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    • Joepeltz 2 jun
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    • He’s right I couldn’t hear the Velcro at all. What a genius
      Kevin_Si 3 jun
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    • Another way to silence Velcro would to be kill everyone within a 1 mile radius and when u open up the Velcro no one will hear it
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    • That’s the same reason Scots where kilts. Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
      mylife59 3 jun
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    • Going to be honest i didnt hear the velcro so props to him
      PVTPevs 2 jun
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    • Ah yes the old “surprise the velcro before it has a chance to make a sound” technique. Classic
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    • when the school shooters velcro sketchers get undone so he fires randomly to hide his vulnerability
      AC_4643 6 jun
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    • Hes right i didnt hear the velcro
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    • Ima do this when I’m opening a pad in a public restroom
      Motif 3 jun
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    • “without a sound” says the caption
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    • There’s silent Velcro. My brother actually went to highschool with the guy who patented it.
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    • no, the caption ruins it - the guy never actually says he learned how to take velcro off quietly, he said he was taught how to do it so no one hears the velcro
      wizrd 2 jun
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    • I thought the porn scream was gonna be on this one. You just can’t trust fellow memers anymore
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    • Why does the background look like he’s about to make an al aqeda or Taliban, ISIS video.
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    • IPatron 2 jun
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    • I was honestly expecting a loud moan
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    • Imagine just hearing a random person screaming in the army
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    • This is why captions are unnecessary “without making a sound” he made sound.
      Sr_eggin 3 jun
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    • I was expecting a moan
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    • I mean... you can’t hear the velcro
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    • I expected him to say that you have to kill everyone that might hear it
      Commie_D 2 jun
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    • I wonder if you soaked it, if it would be not as loud
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    • I knew that was coming but o was still kinda hoping to learn something cool.
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    • Fuck 😂😂😂😂😂
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    • UwUBryan 3 jun
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    • now i can silently take off my skechers when i sneak home from fucking bitches
      bolnoy 3 jun
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    • Something about ifunny late at night makes me laugh at everything
      Mdog903 3 jun
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    • Nobody's gonna talk about the floating head?
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    • Is this the guy that screams? Edit: Yep.
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    • well at least you cant hear the velcro
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    • I actually wanted to know
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    • I was prepared to learn something genuine but was pleasantly surprised and a little upset that the secret to silencing velcro is masking it with a louder sound
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    • I was expecting some shit that would save my life in the future. I was disappointed
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    • When I went to bootcamp we had buttons and Velcro on the same pockets and our petty officer said does anyone know a way to silence the Velcro and a guy stood up and did this and we were all crying laughing
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    • If only there was a method for opening a bag of chips in class
      OzzRay 8 jun
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    • It's an older meme sir but it still checks out
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    • Sneak 100
      Tuna156 5 jun
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    • At least it didn't Moan!!!
      le_lo 4 jun
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    • Im shipping off to basic this morning bois, ill be back in 17 weeks
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    • What a rip off
      EwTubers 4 jun
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    • Incoming “uHh He mAdE A sOuNddd”
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    • Finally I can put my Velcro sketchers on like a pro
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    • At the beginning I thought: wow I’m actually going to find a way to make my life easier....but then at the end I was just like now you have another sound to get rid of.
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    • Ahhh! Enemy:Dude what was that? Enemy 2: I don’t know but it wasn’t Velcro
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    • As a cop with velcro gear I was so invested in this
      Kyle737 3 jun
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    • God damnit. I thought I was gonna learn some shit. I still laughed though who's the real lose here
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    • He screams when he pulls it. There you don’t have to waste time watching it
      poopee 2 jun
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    • I mean.... I DIDN'T hear the velcro...so... the trick works
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    • I thought it was going to be sex sounds
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    • Man i really wanted to learn some shit for a second ☹️
      hello420 7 jun
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    • kanep0e 5 jun
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    • I did this shit to my nephew. Shit was great
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    • Damn i mean I didn’t hear the Velcro
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    • Well I didn’t hear the Velcro.
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    • This will be helpful for when it’s quiet in class
      BigGene 2 jun
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    • omg this works! you really can’t hear the velcro!
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    • Gets me every time
      ffuckyu 2 jun
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    • I mean i didnt hear the velcro tho
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    • Eh, didn't hear the velcro
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    • I fucking knew it. It was either make a louder sound or rip it very slowly
      Ozzy9494 2 jun
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    • caption doesnt even work, come on people
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    • Totally worked, didn’t hear any Velcro
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    • If you kill everyone in a one mile radius and no ones around to hear your velcro. Does it make a sound?
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    • That was funny
      MrWhite 9 jun
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    • Why does this dude remind me of Toby from the office
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    • The caption is completely wrong, it should say “how to open Velcro in a way that nobody hears it” or something along those lines.
      SuIIy 4 jun
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    • I’ll use this next time I’m at the strip club
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    • This guys needs more g r e e n
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    • Was expecting a loud moan
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    • i had a friend mention that this was used in vietnam because velcro was an american thing but a yell is indistinguishable 🤷🏼‍♂️
      xbstegx 3 jun
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    • Expected that and turned down my volume bc it 530 am and I live in apartments with paper thin walls
      mcs3 3 jun
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    • watching this scared the fuck out of my rabbit next to me
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    • Holy shit! Now all he needs to do is not yell and then he'll be perfectly inaudible
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    • q____ 3 jun
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    • I mean. He’s not wrong
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    • I was hoping for an actual way because velcro is annoying
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    • I fuckin knew he was gonna scream. 10/10
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    • Or just kill everyone and no one will hear
      glumzy 3 jun
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    • didnt hear the velco at all
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    • I love his face afterwards. Just that “well mf, what did I say?”
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