• How fucking deep is that dock?
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Humpback Whale Breaches Surface By
Docks
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    • Way fucking cool
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    • Bruh, imagine jumping off the dock for a swim and immediately getting swallowed by this random fuckin whale
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    • I fucking hate that. My biggest fear is dark, deep water.
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    • When you ask what that mouth do...
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    • Deep water scares the fucking shit out of me
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    • It’s a floating dock probably
      booboobs 6 may
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    • Like so every one can see- This marina is 112m deep, it is built over an Old cruise ship port, km the winter months we do get whales in the inlet for the warmer water^^^
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    • Imagine a big brother pushing his little brother on the dock and the whale eats him
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    • TravieC 6 may
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    • "How deep is that dock" What?? You mean how deep is the water you fuckin troglodyte. Obviously its deep enough for a whale
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    • If you are afraid of heights, just remember the ocean is just as deep as the the tallest mountains
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    • It’s as deep as W E E D E A T E R
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    • Whales for as harmless as a majority of their species are, are fucking terrifying. I fear open waters more than I fear open space
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    • Like don’t get me wrong I know they are harmless and stuff but like my lord you know how scary that beast would be up close
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    • I know someone read: How fucking deep is that cock
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    • This video was taken in Ketchikan Alaska, I go every year to fish there. The whale is in about 175-250 feet of water. It’s super clear and super deep. We regularly see whales come through here.
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    • Imagine getting eaten by this thing on accident
      sole 7 may
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    • That’s terrifying, but if I were younger my friends and I would totally try to touch the bottom
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    • This disturbs me on a deep primal level i didnt know i had
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    • Ah yes, the majestic Thanos fish
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    • thanos fish
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    • This is scary... not the whale specifically but the fact that it can fit in means much smaller,deadlier, fishier animals can also inhabit that dock
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    • You’d be surprised at how shallow whales and other large ocean creatures can go.
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    • Who read it at first as "How deep is that cock?"
      Decasin 7 may
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    • Alaskan fjords reach depths of like 800ft literally 30 feet from shore. Carved by glaciers
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    • I read it as "how fucking deep is that cock?"
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    • This is in Alaska, thats an underwater cliff edge where whales come to feed. NOAA has it mapped at about 4 fathoms or 24 feet deep.
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    • Gotta be at least 3 ft deep
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    • If I accidently fell into that water you could see my soul sink to the bottom
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    • Theres always one fucking sharon in the background screaming her tits off
      Lemons_ 6 may
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    • Why is the Ocean so Scary . . . im Happy with the 5% information we curently know about its, what ever that other 95% is can stay unknown
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    • Whales and big things in the ocean are my greatest fear
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    • Its probably a floating dock, meaning it isn’t supported by posts rather than its attached to the land and is held up by whatever they use to make it float
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    • Imagine being underwater and seeing a whale up close, the size of it along with being in open water sounds terrifying even if they don’t attack
      ewuh 6 may
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    • If I had to guess I’d say it’s deep enough for a humpback whale to breach
      cgrady 9 may
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    • Could you imagine sitting there with your Mickey Mouse edition rod and reel just doing a little fishing and you hook that monster and it pulls your 6 year old ass too the deep.
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    • Big shit underwater is the very reason I fear the ocean
      xiasx 6 may
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    • I feel like one of the most uncomfortable things is realizing how big something really is in person
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    • This is at the Knudson Cove Marina over in Alaska btw
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    • Pee on it to establish dominance
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    • This disturbs me on a primal level I didn’t know I had
      Rafiki716 10 may
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    • And people ask me why I’m scared of the ocean
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    • Id shit my pants and crawl back onto solid land i fucking hate the deep ocean
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    • This is fucking horrifying to me
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    • Imagine being some uneducated 15th century nerd and thinking thats a sea monster
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    • It’s just Amy Schumer. No need to worry
      Shmidtt 6 may
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    • It’s not deep at all it’s actually above the water
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    • Well the dock actually sits on water so it’s not deep at all. The water however is plausibly deep
      000019 6 may
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    • Humpbacks can do fine in shallow water actually. When they mate in the winter they actually prefer shallower waters of like 200-300 feet because it helps the babies learn to dive and breach
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    • A dock can be anywhere from 15-300 feet deep.
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    • You see I wasn't expecting an actual whale i was expecting it to just be a very obese person.
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    • Must be the snap. Less boats in the dock, cleaner seas. Good for the ecosystem
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    • That's actually pretty fucking terrifying
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    • It’s a floating dock. It adjusts to the height of the water so it stays in line with boats and so I doesn’t get covered with the water
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    • Who else is scared of the open blue ocean
      ciclid 5 may
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    • That’s actually fucking terrifying
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    • At least 3 feet
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    • BRO how did they get the dock poles so sturdy if they're long enough to combat that fucking DEPTH
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    • To be honest with you: I’d be scared as shit to see that.
      AtinaBina 10 may
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    • Fuck this shit......I’m out!
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    • I'd say very deep
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    • One of the most satisfying things in life would be to scrape those barnacles off. Fuck those things.
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    • Docks are usually pretty deep. I know the marina I fish all the time is 85 feet. And that's for a medium sized lake. I see it all the time on my fish finder. Deep enough that if a big boat sank vertically other boats could still travel without worry.
      ohhelyes 7 may
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    • Saw a pod of whales in the Hudson today. -Steve Rogers
      Ricter 6 may
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    • Okay genuinly worried because that shouldn't be possible
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    • That dock isn’t deep at all. It’s floating.
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    • I can practically see florida man sprinting and jumping right intot this
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    • Blasphemoushd deep water fear intensifies
      link12 6 may
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    • How does something that fucking big be alive and exist. The ocean is fucking wildn out here
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    • I would be afraid of the tail hitting the dock and knocking me over... I would just just lay down
      human117 6 may
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    • Imagine slipping off that dock with a 70lb bag full of coins your careing to the store. You think your gonna fall maby 5 ft and stop among maby some carp and be fine... but than 3 seconds later you open your eyes the pressure is already almost unbearable and your debth is 40 ft and climbing. What
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    • And think, Japan just re-legalized the commercial fishing of whales this year starting in July. As much as I love hearing about whatever trump is doing 24/7 on the news, feel like this got missed.
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    • Finally somone who knows the difference between a dock and a pier!
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    • Thanos chin lookin ass
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    • That wasn’t breaching, that motherfucker was EATING holy shit
      Jerando 5 may
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    • This is why I fear open water.
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    • When the boys go fishing but double XP weekend special event big whale
      yokimmer 5 may
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    • *friend swimming* "Look a whale!" "FUCK GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WATER ITS GOING TO EAT YOU!" Nah man chill it's a whale not a shark." *dies*
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    • My guess is pretty damn deep
      No0o0o0 5 may
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    • How deep is that dock??? Some docks float...
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    • id say pretty fucking deep
      mikerich 5 may
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    • Hmmm.. I find my fear of the depths of the ocean heightened by this gentle giant. Thanks nature. I already hated the fucking ocean and now YOU HAVE DISPLAYED YOUR MIGHT. I WILL STAY ON DRY LAND WHERE I CAN AT LEAST OUTRUN THE DANGERS OF THE LAND.
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    • Immagine your friend pushes you off as a joke and this thing comes up and fucking eats you and your just gone
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    • I’ll stick to my kiddie pool. Thanks
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    • It’s probably a float dock that has ballast under it
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    • How fucking deep is that cock
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    • The dock is at sea level
      CaL315 6 may
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    • Nope nope nope nope nope nope mope nope.nope nope nope nope nope we are land creatures nope nop nope nope nope nope
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    • Never been scared of whales before
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    • Once at the dinner table my sister told me she wanted to go whale watching so I told her to look in the mirror
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    • Just imagine you just happened to fall in and that bitch is coming up
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    • the ocean is fucking terrifying
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    • Ionno bout mm maybe tirdy feet or sumnboutit
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    • *pisses self* oh that was neat.
      T_cHef 6 may
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    • Apparently really fucking deep holy shit I feel like that wouldn't have ended well if the whale ran into the dock either for them or the whale
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    • I studied humpbacks in Hawaii for a few weeks and that’s actually not a breach that’s called bubble net feeding. It’s sort of like a shark breach where they come up to get food but it’s only considered a breach for humps if their whole body comes out :)
      steph145 6 may
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    • In some places in Maine if you’re like 20 feet away from shore it can already be 100+ feet deep
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