• How an experienced dog mother
teaches her 8 week old puppies
to calm down
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    • When mom comes home from work angry and completely kills the mood
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    • What a bitch
      saxiopath 26 apr
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    • I dont know why people are mad at the dog. She didnt bitr any of them, she communicated with the pups in a language they understand. That was actually brilliant.
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    • Momma dogs who DON'T do this are poor mothers. You need a pup to be taught in dog language that biting isn't ok. All those teef on her titties hurts. Dogs that aren't raised well are more likely to hurt somebody, even just by accident, playing rough
      TheScoote 27 apr
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    • "Sit yo ass down! Shut up! I tried to ignore you! Yall bit my tits!"
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    • This is how all parents teach their children regardless of animal species. You have to get their attention first and once you have their attention you explain how things need to work. It’s called parenting, something most humans don’t understand these days.
      watovc 27 apr
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    • God you people are fucking pussies. This is why kids are such shitheads now! You all seem to think disciplinary actions are wrong!
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    • Better parent than most people
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    • Dog mom “ I swear to god if one of you puppies bites my nipple again, there will be no squeaky toys for anyone!!!!”
      trex2 26 apr
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    • "EVERYBODY SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT UP"
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    • More human moms should try this
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    • To all the whining kids saying the dog is mean, imagine you had 6+ kids wanting to suck your fucking tits, scream all the time, and just be all around dickheads. Shes a good girl
      Jeido 27 apr
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    • “I just got home from work can you wait five fucking minutes before asking me shit”
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    • I’m an experienced human mother and even I don’t have that kind of power.
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    • I don't speak dog but I can hear the swearing
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    • So I have realized I can never go into the comment section until I’ve seen avengers
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    • "You little fucks you're 8 weeks now get off my fuckin nipples can't you see you little shits have sucked me dry you can fuck right off and eat regular food now I know y'all have teeth I can fucking feel them"
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    • That's what she is supposed to do shes teaching them some manners. That's why if puppies are separated from their mom to young they can be very clingy or just constantly jumping on you.
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    • Translation:”LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS CALM THE FUCK DOWN BEFORE I BEAT YO ASS”
      rc47022 2 may
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    • When a dog can raise a kid better than a human
      Ghosttown 27 apr
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    • "Yall better clam yalls asses down before I fuck you up" "especially you Philburt"
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    • I don't speak dog but I think she can be loosely translated saying "if y'all don't sitcha asses..."
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    • Niggas out here mad at a dog for parenting
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    • See this is why people have horrible dogs. They dont understand that a firm hand goes much further than a "we dont do that" or a "bella no" in a nice tone. Your dog is shit cause you spoil it. Not because its bipolar, not because of any reason besides the fact that you are shit and you let it do
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    • We had a German shepherd who had a litter of pups, and when one of the males decided it was a good idea to hump his mom in the face she picked him up by his scruff on the back of his neck and threw him over her shoulder across the room to make sure he knew it wasn't a good idea
      Baybuck 26 apr
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    • "Y'ALL DONE PULLED ON MY TITTY NIPPLE FOR 8 WEEKS! SIT YALL LIL ASSES DOWN! BILLY I SAID SIT THE FUCK DOWN!"
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    • “Leave my titties aloneeee!!!”
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    • The mom does this because some babys tend to pull and bite harder after they mature. This is a disciplinary act to tell the doggos that they dont need mamas titty milk any more.
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    • For some odd reason we’re losing grasp on reality. The animals that walk the earth are their own being. They live. Love. Lust. And mourn just like humans do. We just walk upright and figured out electricity. The “primal” beings we have within us are still very much there.
      alaggybot 27 apr
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    • Lol people are mad at the mama? Lemme guess- those people will go on to raise the biggest piece of shit children on the planet because they didn’t want/know how to discipline them
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    • I love that little glance she gives the person recording like she knows she looks crazy
      CheapMeme 26 apr
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    • All I heard was SITYOASSDOWN
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    • “Don’t make me break my foot off in yo ass” -
      Ludicola 26 apr
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    • She said "SIT YO DUMBASSES THE FUCK DOWN 'FOR I KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT"
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    • "IF Y'ALL DON'T CALM THE FUCK DOWN I'M FINNA SLAP THE HELL OUTTA YOU! SIT YO ASSES DOWN NOW! BEFORE I START COUNTING" is what im picking up
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    • “If y’all don’t sit tHE FUCK DOWN!”
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    • This dog just got a silence that none of my high school teachers could ever hope to achieve
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    • Bro that’s her kids. She can bark and growl at them any way she damn well pleases
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    • 10% comments "sit to ass down, that's right girl" 90% of comments "stop saying she's a bad dog you guys are uneducated" literally noone "that's a bad dog"
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    • I hate having over 600 features of things I’ve already seen
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    • i made the comment “wow, that mom is a real bitch” and someone reported that as inappropriate. my question is, how does a joke, regardless of how shitty and unoriginal it is, get flagged on what is supposed to be a comedy app?
      ilius 28 apr
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    • Ive seen black women do this in walmart
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    • Dog mom taking off her flip flop at the grocery store about to beat some ass
      joban 28 apr
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    • Yall little shits are draining the life right out my tits!- I’m pretty sure that’s what she said lol
      tati 27 apr
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    • Who knew dogs discipline their offspring better than most human parents these days?
      IAMRPB856 27 apr
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    • The dog equivalent of “ I’m gonna beat your ass”
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    • Only if human parents could still do the same most of the snowflakes would have melted away ages ago.
      Raven_N7 26 apr
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    • I JUST WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR AND YOU'RE IMMEDIATELY ON ME ABOUT WHAT'S FOR DINNER
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    • I hate these stupid clueless titles.... she’s not “teaching them to be calm” she’s weaning them!! Notice she only barks at them when they go for her doggie-boobies, that’s because she doesn’t want them to nurse anymore, they’re too big.
      fckedup 26 apr
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    • Listen up fuckos y’all want tittie milk you gonna have to wait
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    • And they sat their puppy butts down and waited for her to tel them it was ok to get up.
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    • If the mother does not punish them for misbehaving, that pup will be very difficult to train, and with have VERY poor social skills. My dog is so sweet and tolerant, but if somebody tries to hump him he'll scare the shit outta them.. demon growl and snap jaws lol. His sisters are jerks and push him
      TheScoote 27 apr
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    • It's good she growled at them. This is how puppies learn to socialize.
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    • It is the literal equivalent to yelling, "Sit down and shut up" at your kid when they are out of control.
      gsxstigtr 26 apr
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    • The way mothers need to be nowadays but arnt because they want to be freinds with their kids instead of parents
      NADAC4406 26 apr
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    • It’s ok for dogs but when I bite my kids cps is called and Karen gets custody tf
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    • But when i do it in Kmart it’s illegal and child abuse. SMH
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    • Grilax24 26 apr
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    • It’s called discipline. Perhaps a bit more of in today’s world would help.
      Cocorulez 26 apr
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    • Roughly translates to SIT THE FUCK DOWN
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    • Some of you never been growled at by your mother when you and your siblings were trying to suckle her nipples growing up and it shows
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    • Animals that do this aren't bad parents. When my mom bought a baby horse to keep her older horse company, if the baby got too close or hyper, he would lift a leg as a warning, but he never kicked him. It was very smart, as it had taught the baby boundaries without injuring him.
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    • I meeeeeean, thats pretty much how my mom sounds...
      ZBones 29 apr
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    • Oh look at that children. Yelling at you DOES make you behave.
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    • Actually she’s fed up with feeding them. By 8 weeks they’re on solid food and don’t need her milk anymore. They also have teeth now so it hurts her and she’s telling them off
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    • "Bitch, you bit my titty"
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    • If u got mad at the mother. Ur retarded down syndrome
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    • I'm pretty sure she told them all to "sit TF down and stop acting like they don't have any home training.. got these humans out here looking at y'all like y'all done lost your minds.. *one goes off to the side still acting up* WHAT I SAY!?!" Yep pretty sure that's what it was
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    • Sometimes you got to teach your pups some patience and discipline with some loud barking
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    • This dog has got better parenting skills than most humans
      Bantelope 26 apr
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    • Dog haters be like: "vicious dog preparing to eat children"
      Merasmus 26 apr
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    • There are some moms in Walmart that need to learn some shit from this.
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    • SIT THE FUCK DOWN LITTLE NIGGA
      Lacunosa 26 apr
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    • Damn why is everyone roasting this poor dog her titties probably hurt and she's probably stressed. She's just trying to get the puppies in line to learn how to settle down
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    • PLEASE
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    • The video actually shows how she encourages the puppies that behave and calm down by licking them, while barking at the little ones who try to test her. She really is an experienced bitch.
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    • This is why I growl at my dogs when they act up. They lay right the fuck down.
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    • If you guys are butt hurt about the way a dog raises her puppies than you're a bunch of pussies.
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    • She told them to sit the fuck down
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    • That growl is intense
      umm2135 28 apr
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    • All the fucking veterinarians coming out of the wood work in these comments.
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    • This is equivalent of a human mother going “if you don’t shut up right now I will take you to the bathroom.”
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    • Last one whinned she turned around like stfu
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    • She like "SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU LIL BITCH'S OR IMMA WHIP ALL YALL AZZ'S"
      Yoshimisu 26 apr
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    • Raspet 26 apr
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    • Translates to sit y'all's asses down
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    • So this is the dog language of "knock that off or I will beat your ass!"
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    • She just said “get the fuck off me you little shits”
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    • Those pups are old enough to have teeth and they’re trying to nurse on her. If they have teeth, it hurts her, hence the growling and snapping at them to stop them. They shouldn’t be nursing at that age anyway...
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    • I'm pretty sure that translates to "shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down......NOW"
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    • "wag that tail again Jacob! I swear to God I'll beat your ass!"
      Kbiz3184 26 apr
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    • Translation: SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT UP OR NOBODY’S GOING OUTSIDE TODAY
      Mr_Warmth 26 apr
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    • Wow, those dogs are more disciplined than California.
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    • Why can’t moms with bratty kids do that in public places
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    • That moment when a fuckin dog is a better parent than half the u.s.
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    • Imagine those sharp teeth on your tiddies every second. You'd be mad too
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    • My dog just had puppies and does the same thing. The bitch gets tired of them wanting to suck tit so she barks at em and bites them. I think its disciplining your kids kinda thing. Like she has to wean them off of her tits and onto dog food.
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    • Just how my mama did it
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    • I can translate for tall she said “SHUT THE FUK UP”
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    • So I guess yelling at your kids is a universal thing
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