• How Amber alerts expect us to be when
the notification pops up on our phones
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    • Ding dong the kid is gone
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    • I like Spider-Man
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    • Probably more like “hey if you see this child alert the police to their location, thank you for being a helpful citizen.”
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    • I’m late as fuck, but thanks y’all. I’m gonna remove every porn comment I see.
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    • These scenes are what makes the Toby Spider-Man movies the best
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    • Fun fact Amber alert was named after Amber Hagerman, a young girl who was kidnapped and had her throat slit. Since Amber alert has been made, as of April 2019, 957 children have been saved specifically because of Amber Alert
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    • They're for people to spot the vehicle in traffic. And they work really well btw.
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    • Imagine if every citizen attempts to sling across the city, so many tangled lines and so many bodies smashing.
      f_castle 21 apr
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    • Tobey Maguire is the best spiderman that ever lived
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    • Dead ass if I get an amber alert and see a person or car matching the description I’m following it and calling the cops if I notice anything suspicious
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    • Okay all jokes aside if I COULD do this every amber alert and be saving kids I WOULD be doing this every amber alert
      Lanii 18 apr
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    • The amber alerts don't expect anything out of you just if you happen to be out and you happen to see someone the resembles the suspect then give the police a call
      hypractiv 18 apr
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    • I remember when they put out an amber alert for my cousin I was scared out of my mind I mean what if they looked in my trunk
      Fish_stix 18 apr
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    • You guys are really raggin' on Amber Alerts now? We are really that fucked up that we make fun of warnings when a child is taken? That's where we're at?
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    • No, they are just letting you know there are some free range shooting targets that have captured children. If you want to particpate in the event, then have fun. Otherwise, just watch your surroundings.
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    • They don't send them so you go into superhero mode to save someone. They just want you to be more aware in your everyday life. Y'all can joke about it, but if it was your child you would want an amber alert sent out, and people reporting anything related.
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    • Yes Spider-Man, I too say “Woo-hoo” when I find out a local girl was kidnapped
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    • Even if I see the kid I ain't no fuckin snitch.
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    • Gotta love it when one of these fucking alerts wakes you up in the middle of the night
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    • Well no. They just expect you to report it if you happen to see what they describe...
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    • Amber's a dumb bitch for always getting kidnapped.
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    • They honestly work though. Most of us probably wont experience it, but I've recieved an amber alert for a truck with some unique scratch marks. I was 14 at the time, but I remembered my neighbors truck matched. After calling and verifying suspect details, turns out it was him. They help.
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    • human117 18 apr
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    • Toby best spider man you can’t change my M⃙i⃙n⃙d
      Opulent 18 apr
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    • They are bout children getting abducted tho. Pay attention to ur surroundings is what its asking. If u cant do that then fuck u...
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    • Can we all just appreciate how fire those web swinging shots were for their time? I mean I'm no cinematography buff, but that shit is beautiful.
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    • Amber alert isn't meant for you to drop everything and go on a week long search for the kid. It sends a message out of the location and description so that they have a better chance of finding them because maybe your bitch ass saw the kid.
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    • No dip shit it’s to be on the look out while you are doing your daily activity’s amber alerts have help save countless fucking kids from being kidnapped but asses like you wouldn’t care about something like that because it has not happened to some one in your family yet but that day might come and
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    • I hate those things they always describe my car on them.
      lil_jlpjr 19 apr
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    • That’s literally not what they expect at all
      btash96 19 apr
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    • Hell, if it was my kid missing; I’d hope this is how everyone would act.
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    • Amber alerts have really put a damper on the effectiveness of my free candy van
      lamed 18 apr
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    • BMW sedan people are armed and dangerous just popped up
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    • Amber Alerts are just informing us so more people know about it
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    • think of all the large ass spider webs he just leaves around the city
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    • I miss adult Peter Parker. Now everyone’s making gay fanfic with kid Spider man and Iron Man.
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    • especially with the ones with NO DESCRIPTION
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    • I got one with my ear buds in and the noise nearly made me crap my pants I thought a ballistic missile was inbound
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    • The first time I got an amber alert I almost threw my phone across the room
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    • Running around in spandex shooting white fluid from our appendage
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    • The best Spider-Man hands down
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    • I mean, if I'm not busy I at least go cruise around on the off chance I see the car
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    • I wish the Tom Holland movies would have more swinging scenes and a more New York feel if you know what I mean
      Kidohx 20 apr
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    • Toby McGuire always has been and always will be the best spiderman with the most realistic and detailed spider suit
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    • Imagine hundreds of people swinging through skyscraper tho
      DutNut 19 apr
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    • I never thought about this before, but imagine the stomach drops he must feel when swinging like that
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    • How we really are
      DrJones 19 apr
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    • Best spider man ever change my mind.
      Falcon21 19 apr
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    • How it feels swinging in Spider-Man PS4
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    • Original movies were the best but ngl Tom Holland's version wasnt bad at all
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    • They made a found footage movie about an amber alert where the people in the car are like "man, wouldn't it be crazy if that was the car in front of us? ...wait what was the license plate again? OMG... I think that's the car" and they follow him all the way back to his house and yeah, it was crazy
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    • This movie came out 2004, still the best Spider-Man
      rm2004 18 apr
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    • I got an alert for a white bmw as I was reading this and I’m frightened now
      BoogerBoi 18 apr
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    • I like Tom Holland as the newer Spider-Man, but this will always be my Spider-Man I will always remember
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    • I think most filmmakers forget that he attaches his webs to buildings but they have it like straight up to the sky
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    • Animefrey 18 apr
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    • no they send it to the general vicinty of were it happened in hopes of someone spotting the vechile or did spot it
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    • Exactly. They really think I’m going to turn around and return the kid.
      Ioustyous 18 apr
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    • But instead we're in class taking a test and everyone alarm goes off at once
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    • I just want to know how they think I can help the lost child in a red Buick two states over
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    • I mean, it could help if you kept an eye out.
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    • It really bothers me when people complain about Amber alerts, like have we really reached the point where a child's life is 1orth less than an inconvenience of a single notification? Are we that far gone?
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    • 90% of amber alerts are custody issues in a divorce :/
      BuddyBot 18 apr
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    • If anyone doesn’t know they are to give a description so if you see any suspicious behavior or the child itself you can call someone. But ok it’s a joke yet some people don’t know this information
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    • When you get the amber alert on your phone but the kid's already in your basement
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    • I was watching porn when I got an amber alert. After a few minutes, I tried to find some kidnapping porn. Was very disappointed.
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    • For real, every time I get one I’m like “ we’ll someone’s having a fkd up day”
      blkhwk38 18 apr
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    • 99% of Amber Alerts involving a “kidnapper” is actually the child’s parent and the State is interfering in a custody dispute.
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    • I appreciate what amber alerts are trying to do, but I'm never out on the road to spot the vehicle when an amber alert comes through.
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    • They just want you to be aware
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    • Imagine this actually being true, you just see an amber alert and as far as the eye can see, everyone puts on super suits and start jumping, Flying, and running around trying to find the missing person.
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    • Toby McGuire is the best Spiderman, change my mind
      knightbox 23 apr
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    • All the kids at school act like amber alerts are alarms that the world is ending
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    • when in reality i’m asleep and i throw my phone across the room for it to shut the fuck up
      yuichan 21 apr
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    • I did that, it's all fun and games until you see someone rape a 12 year old
      im_scum 21 apr
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    • Imagine if amber alerts have bounties for stolen cars and missing people
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    • That's exactly how I respond.
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    • Imagine like 1500 niggas slinging around town screaming "whoo" and casually smacking into each other while frantically looking around below them.
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    • But when we try to jump off a building, Spider-Man 2 happens
      Mavhawk64 20 apr
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    • liked because Tobey Maguire Spider-Man
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    • You know I was gonna complain that the joke wasn't that funny but I love Spider-Man so anytime I see this randomly it makes me happy. You get a pass
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    • They just letting us know in case we happen to spot what they’re looking for or spot some suspicious shit that looks like it could be related to the incident. Like I’m sure if your kid went missing it’d be pretty nice for a notification to pop up on everyone’s phone telling them to keep an eye out
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    • I have a positive opinion about the superhero Spider-Man
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    • I had one today about a white bmw being armed and dangerous
      penguinz0 19 apr
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    • Blows my mind an anti abduction tool is thought of as an inconvenience to the average person when it just says what the car looks like and if you see it call the police
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    • "Who am I? I'm pizza time"
      zeedster 19 apr
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    • I dont think they expect you to do anything. But if you do happen to see the kid or car description and you dont call the cops. You're a fucking asshole
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    • Nah man just keep your eyes open that’s all. I write the plate and model of every new one I get and keep it in my sun visor.
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    • I got an amber alert 🚨 today on my phone
      dphallboy 19 apr
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    • Amber alerts expect us to go woohoo? That seems kind of insensitive
      clown 19 apr
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    • I literally JUST watched this less than ten minutes ago
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    • I don’t know why these send to my phone, I clearly understand when a kid or two is missing when my van is full
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    • The theory is that everyone should look in their immediate surroundings. Statistically someone is within visual range 🤷‍♂️
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    • Pizza time
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    • Honestly no one ever does shit when I kidnap a kid
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