• Hitman briefcase weapon
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    • That shit ain't a briefcase, that's a [𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗗]
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    • Bro that shit hit weaker than my stepdad
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    • Is it just me or did anyone else get pissed at how long it took
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    • I knew it couldn’t have been worth the wait but I watched it all anyways
      PewDiePie 13 aug
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    • This is literally that evil murder snail post, turns out the Hitman threw the snail at you
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    • Image actually having a briefcase constantly advancing towards you at a brisk walking pace, phasing through objects, and when it actually hits you it knocks you out because of its sheer rotational velocity.
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    • Briefcase: I am inevitable.
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    • I was waiting for it and when it got super close and didnt hit her I legitimately got fucking pissed lol
      iThrasher 15 aug
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    • I hate myself for waiting
      NoMoney 14 aug
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    • Hitman: "Yeet!" Briefcase: Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I'm home bound" *smashes random piano keys rapidly*
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    • I was audibly disappointed when it was 2 inches away and she ran around the corner.
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    • Fear it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same
      nicohi 15 aug
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    • A million dollars, but you're costantly being followed by a flying briefcase slightly faster than a walking pace that will knock you out on contact.
      Iceheart 15 aug
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    • I hate the fact that it's faster than his walking and slower than her running, but his walking is faster than her running
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    • Million dollars but for the rest of your life you are followed by a flying briefcase traveling at walking speed with the sole goal of knocking you unconscious
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    • That part where it was about to hit her and then she turned the corner made me want to break something.
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    • Okay, I was getting impatient, but I actually laughed out loud when it was like inches from hitting her and then she took off again and it chased her around the corner.
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    • Everyone gangsta till the briefcase be heat seeking
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    • You and a super intelligent briefcase both get 1 million dollars and you both become immortal, however, you die if the briefcase touches you. It always knows where you are and slowly hovers toward you. What's your plan?
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    • Reminds me of the like million dollars but a snail chases you and if he catches you you die thing
      bitesize 14 aug
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    • That took so long
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    • That took too long. It wasn’t very... brief.
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    • God damn just hit the motherfucker already! I ain’t trying to watch this long ass video
      sebass21 13 aug
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    • This is how that one snail be following you
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    • This is literally the meme where u get a million dollars, but a snail chases u for the rest of ur life type bs, wasting 5 minutes of my time on this shit SMH
      GOKUarg 13 aug
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    • Holy fuck couldn't he have thrown it at someone else why the fuck does it take so long
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    • This took way too long I lost interest before it ever hit them
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    • Took to long was it funny or was that why it was funny?
      nwbbare 13 aug
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    • Dread it, run from it, fate arrives all the same
      glubadub 17 aug
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    • This was enraging to watch.
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    • I waited that long for that?
      Astronaut 15 aug
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    • Bro that was one of the most frustrating things I’ve ever watched
      Jodo519 14 aug
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    • That briefcase is death and one day it will catch you. So ladies send nudes pls
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    • If you press this button you get 1 billion dollars, but you are constantly being chased by a briefcase traveling at a brisk jogging pace. It never stops and travels through objects. If it touches you, you die.
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    • why tf won’t iFunny put a slider bar so we fast forward videos?? just do it already!!!!
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    • Waste of my fucking time, thought it was gonna launch her
      Real_jojo 13 aug
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    • That took so long to accomplish
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    • Everyone gangster til the briefcase clips through
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    • Reminds me of immortal snail with deathtouch
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    • Story behind this: Hitman 2 launched with the briefcase throwing glitched almost like this. They later patched it out, but since people loved it, they included a set of challenges to unlock the "homing briefcase", which is what is shown, and since they slowed it down, it can follow jonoon for ages.
      DrBrangar 13 aug
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    • You get unlimited money but this follows you everywhere and when it touches you you die
      rangerjk8 13 aug
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    • Her: IF I STOP RUNNING, I DIE"
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    • Ight iFunny seriously need to go back to a 30 second limit on clips
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    • They patched this to make it work like you'd expect, but now they made a new briefcase that acts like this and made it DLC. Shit's funny as hell
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    • “The briefcase is a pursuit predator.”
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    • I hate myself for watching the whole thing
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    • I literally grew infuriated waiting for that shit to hit her
      Pirahna 13 aug
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    • What a waste of time
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    • That took forever. If only it were a bit more... brief.
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    • The brief case is the snail that once it touches you, you will die
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    • It Follows (2014)
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    • It is inevitable
      Lhutch96 16 aug
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    • Did I sit through all of it, yes. Was it worth it?
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    • Couldn't just show the last 5seconds...
      krby666 15 aug
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    • This is the entire plot of "It follows"
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    • You get a million dollars but a briefcase is always following you and once it catches you, you die
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    • You may be faster but you can’t outrun Death
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    • Damn why she gotta run for so long
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    • Never have I been simultaniously so bored and so entertained.
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    • Slower than a run speed, faster than a walk speed, just like every escort mission
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    • Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives
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    • behold, the power of my stando: NOTORIOUS B.I.G.
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    • This is essentially the plot of “It Follows”
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    • If only it was a chancla, mexican mom's everywhere using the new home seeking chancla truly never misses
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    • Heat sealing suitcase, duck that was long doesn’t ever hit her?
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    • This was so suspenseful omfg
      jimbunker 13 aug
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    • Shulkers be like
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    • iFunny needs something to skim through longer videos cause that shit was painful to watch
      Quazerty 13 aug
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    • That was not worth the two fucking minutes it took to hit her
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    • *flying briefcase phases through body* "Nice Day"
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    • That was hard to wait for
      cheez_it_ 13 aug
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    • You can run, but you can't hide
      nik42 13 aug
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    • Gotta say, that was way too long
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    • You receive enough wealth to keep you and your family comfortable for the rest of your lives, but this suitcase will follow you around for the rest of your life and will shatter your skull upon impact
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    • Briefcase: I am inevitable.
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    • Dread it, run from it, the briefcase always comes
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    • Dread it run from it briefcase still arrives
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    • The spaghetti can is better
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    • Yo who else watched this shit just to see the outcome of the briefcase
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    • Ularaliek 19 aug
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    • I hated the new Hitman game it just seemed too guided
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    • Some memes need fast forward.
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    • Dread it run from it death always arrives
      99mex 17 aug
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    • A weapon to surpass metal gear.
      Eli1216 16 aug
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    • That is not just any briefcase, that is THE Mk 2 homing briefcase
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    • Sierth 16 aug
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    • It Follows (2014)
      Boro316 16 aug
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    • Fate, fear it dread it run from it arrives all the same
      kippillio 16 aug
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    • IT FOLLOWS
      Qwetzle 16 aug
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    • At first a glitch, it was added to the gane as a feature on one briefcase, the excecutive mark two, unlocked through challenges
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    • Scp 106 has broken containment
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    • Right when you thought it was over, it was only beginning
      Khadar 15 aug
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    • It Follows
      kegp 15 aug
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    • Hell of a throw bro
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    • How Hillary suicided epstein
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    • Birefcase: I am inevitable.
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    • It Follows
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    • The hell is the redacted thing coming from
      mauipanda 14 aug
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    • For those of you who think this is a bug or a glitch, it’s not... I’ve seen this happen in real life more than once
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