• Him: so what do you want to do
Me:
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    • 2 shots of vodka... *dumps half a bottle in there*
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    • Is this the “2 shots” of vodka lady?
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    • i lost it at “and its gonna taste like marios in your ass himself”
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    • Just think about this. Someone had to sit through all that footage looking for every word to match what they wanted it to say
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    • In what appropriate context would she be saying “dick”??
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    • This poor woman. She just wants to help y’all not cook like trash
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    • Whoever made this has way to much time on their hands
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    • “And it’s gonna taste like Mario himself was in your ass”
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    • The hammer pulled you off?
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    • And it all starts with two shots of vodka
      Nosyla 17 may
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    • Someone has too much time on their hands.
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    • Usually these edits are super choppy but this one is pretty smooth in comparison.
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    • I wonder if this woman saw this
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    • Imagine being this lady, not understanding internet culture, and someone shows you this video.
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    • I feel like such a 7 year old watching this and giggling like crazy
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    • Just 2 shots of vodka, *pours half the bottle.
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    • Butt.. HOOOOOOOOOLLLEEEEEEEEE
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    • Everything looks cool until she tries to put your dick in the oven to bake at 350 degrees
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    • It just keeps getting worse the longer you listen lol
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    • is this the “two shots of vodka” lady?
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    • This editing is insane
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    • So we're just gonna ignore the "pull off your dick" line?
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    • Two shots of vodka
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    • Just think. Someone sat down for hours going through each one finding specific words then putting them together in a coherent order. That dedication right there
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    • I only know her as the “two shots of vodka” person
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    • 🌲/ 🚔| \ 🌲/ 🚔 | \ 🌲/ 🚔 | \ 🌲/ 🚔 | \ 🌲/ 🚔 | \ 🌲/🚘 | \
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    • Sandra Lee after one of her famous 10 second free fall cascade pour shots. *glup, glup, glup, glup*.
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    • “That’s some good lookin dick”
      LUDO9895 23 may
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    • Some of those seem too natural
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    • Who had the time to edit this!??
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    • When you actually have a girl like this 👌
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    • That is so freaking funny. Thank you for sharing.
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    • I lost it when she said mario in your ass
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    • She a freak
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    • "Its gonna taste like Mario was in your ass himself"
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    • How long did this take to make
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    • Two shots of vodka
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    • Beat that shit
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    • The Sexual Revolution and its consequences
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    • my butt W H O L E
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    • “I’ve pre-oiled my butt”
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    • Ass smells like heaven. Good reason to be an atheist
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    • Somebody get this man a noble prize
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    • “This ass smells like heaven”😂
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    • God tier editing
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    • Here's a not so pixely piece of shit
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    • I see a normal cooking show, but I hear the devil
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    • Really, yall didnt add the 2 shots of vodka smh
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    • I was waiting for the two shots of vodka but was disappointed
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    • .....2 shots of vodka
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    • This ass smells like heaven. 😂
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    • Sexy time!
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    • This was edited beautifully.
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    • Christian girls be like: it doesn't count, it's only anal
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    • “And it’s gonna taste like Mario was in your ass himself.”What the shiit
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    • The internet is a powerful thing
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    • 2 shots of v o d k a
      bayotiic 17 may
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    • Naw girls never admit that. They just creep on the same dude for two months and Snapchat him every day until he finally pays attention to her, then they have sex, and she asks “does this mean we’re exclusive” all the while pretending like she wasn’t just looking for dick. Fooling no1 but herself.
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    • That editing is amazing.
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    • 3 shots of vodka... *pours the whole bottle*
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    • Two shots, of vodka
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