Houston42 Houston42
26 sep 2020
Hey bro what music do you listen to to hype yourself up? Me an intellectual:
EARTH : *GETS OVERRUN BY SOME VIRUS*
PEOPLE AT THE SPACE STATION:
Christopher_Hansen Christopher_Hansen
2 nov 2020
EARTH : *GETS OVERRUN BY SOME VIRUS* PEOPLE AT THE SPACE STATION:
my alarms trying to wake me up every morning
my alarms trying to wake me up every morning
Cindy Lou is all grown up (Taylor Momsen)
SSS
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
5 apr
Cindy Lou is all grown up (Taylor Momsen) SSS
I'm once again asking you to tap out
Le
Ruckis Ruckis
22 jan 2021
I'm once again asking you to tap out Le
When you and the guy in the pickup next to you catch each other taking a sip of a beer at
the stoplight.
When you and the guy in the pickup next to you catch each other taking a sip of a beer at the stoplight.
this guy in my class said his brather lost his wallet iin Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
Bacardi Bacardi
15 dec 2020
this guy in my class said his brather lost his wallet iin Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
er: wow wnere Id
Him: wow where did he learn how to do that
CA
OnenoonSpiderMan OnenoonSpiderMan
17 mar
er: wow wnere Id Him: wow where did he learn how to do that CA
The vegetables you bought a month ago watching you get pizza rolls out of the refrigerator for the fourth day in a row
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
10 oct 2020
The vegetables you bought a month ago watching you get pizza rolls out of the refrigerator for the fourth day in a row
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it
ha
Goofy Goofy
24 sep 2020
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it ha
When I make an excuse and the person comes up with solutions
MemeAsFuck MemeAsFuck
16 jun
When I make an excuse and the person comes up with solutions
guess who's wasting their lives away in bed sleeping and looking at memes
@sadhomiememes
ItsMeBlasphemy ItsMeBlasphemy
11 may
guess who's wasting their lives away in bed sleeping and looking at memes @sadhomiememes
If anyone sees me at the beach this summer, mind your own business. I ate a lot of bread over the past 12 months.
1blondie 1blondie
14 apr
If anyone sees me at the beach this summer, mind your own business. I ate a lot of bread over the past 12 months.
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME"
DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA.
DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
justsarah justsarah
10 feb
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME" DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road - Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road
OfficialMatt OfficialMatt
28 sep 2020
Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road - Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road
HOW STOP AN ARGUMENT
Adam Sargent just showed this to my girlfriend and it made the argument worse it doesn't work at all
SilentEchos SilentEchos
11 feb
HOW STOP AN ARGUMENT Adam Sargent just showed this to my girlfriend and it made the argument worse it doesn't work at all
When you have no milk for your cookie
dravenz dravenz
2 mar
When you have no milk for your cookie
THEMANDALORIAN
ISASIDESTORY STARWARS NOW
ma Sith Lord!
could wipeut a fleet of you
Mandolorians!
bed
*re an emo with a glow stick
MothaFuckingDeadPool MothaFuckingDeadPool
28 sep 2020
THEMANDALORIAN ISASIDESTORY STARWARS NOW ma Sith Lord! could wipeut a fleet of you Mandolorians! bed *re an emo with a glow stick
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am
Does she like me?
Or is she selling something?
Does she like me? Or is she selling something?