• Hand Transplantfi
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    • When you need to lend someone a hand
      StalePuns 12 apr
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    • I wish the IFunny Mods weren’t so gay so I could post an actual transplant
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    • Man, who knew we were full of so many bendy straws?
      Mangle 12 apr
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    • So if you beat your meat with that hand is it considered gay?
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    • It's not even remotely close to being even partially that simple
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    • The only problem with this it is almost impossible to fully reconnect nerves as there will always be issues.
      R3V0LTZ 20 apr
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    • How tf are you gonna connect the nerves
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    • We got good news and bad news. Good news is we replaced your left hand. Bad news is we used your right hand.
      Xaven 12 apr
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    • Would it be weird to rub one out with a transplanted hand?
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    • So when you Jack off it’s technically someone else jerking you off
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    • Yep, lemme just sew these fucking nerves together
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    • So...surgeons follow kinder surprise instructions when putting us back together?
      Bowie3301 12 apr
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    • Aren't nerves extremely difficult to attach together?
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    • If you finger your girl with someone else's hand that's been surgically attached to your body, is she cheating? Are you condoning it?
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    • So if I jerk off with my replacement hand does this mean I am technically getting a hand job from a stranger?
      PizzaFox 18 apr
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    • Im gunna swap hands with my wife so i can at least get a handjob once in a while.
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    • I'm pretty sure this is impossible for long term use. Your body would end up rejecting the hand as soon as its apart of you and will send white blood cells to attack and kill it. It happens all the time with simple organ transplants but now we are talking about an entire system of organs.
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    • Uhhhh that’s grossly over simplified
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    • Except you can't stitch nerves back together. Currently there's no sure fire way to reconnected damaged nerve tissue in humans.
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    • It's easier said than done. The bone and tendon repair would be "easy" enough, but the nerve repair would have to be perfect due to the amount of different nerves you'd have to pair up
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    • Promise you it’s not that easy
      Shiraho 17 apr
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    • Can I get a girl's hand so I can say that a chick jacked me off?
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    • You get a cool ass wrist scar too? Dope. I had to do mine the hard way
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    • Idiot doctors revealing how they do it...now we can do it ourselves
      Khadgar 21 apr
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    • So just plug and play?
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    • Easier animated than done.
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    • ah, yes. it’s that simple
      Digitroni 19 apr
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    • Its all fun and games until ur immune system rejects the hand u just grafted on if u forget to take ya pills
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    • Gets hand transplant, turns out it was a girls hand, beats meat, mfw a girl jacked me off, see ya later virgins
      anusman 19 apr
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    • Surgeons are just people mechanics
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    • WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT YOUR SAYING THAT IF YOU DO THAT YOU CAN MOVE THAT HAND EVEN THOUGH IT ISNT YOURS?!?!?!
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    • I want a big ass black dudes hand
      zapperkp 17 apr
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    • Not realistic nerve endings have specialised equipment you can't just sew them together or you would have sever nerve damage
      SUKMYPEEN 17 apr
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    • That shit looks easy, I’ve been connecting red, yellow, and white wires in the back of the tv since I was 5
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    • You'll forever wonder how many times the donor slapped their meat around.
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    • It would be difficult to attach the nerves and it would take months of physical therapy to actually get it to work the same as your first used to
      Numbuh_1 17 apr
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    • Bjamn 17 apr
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    • Yea cause it's that fucking easy.
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    • Nah but immune system niggas like *reject noises*
      KasDaDude 17 apr
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    • Yeah that’s cool, how do you stitch the nerves?
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    • Does it count as a hand job if you use it to masterbate?
      Kasvy 17 apr
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    • Except we haven’t discovered how to repair damaged nerves and veins and tendons so this is bullshit
      RJSinc 17 apr
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    • Ok the body isn't like the wire harness of a car. You cant just change out a connector and solder shit to other shit
      mackmack2 17 apr
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    • Yes because nerve repair is as simple and easy as a 30 second animation
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    • If it were this easy, people without limbs would have limbs
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    • This makes it look easy, but connecting nerves is one of the hardest medical procedures to do because of the shear amount of cells that much work in conjunction with each other to cleanly pass signals around the body.
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    • I’d rather have a cyborg hand because that would be more badass
      ZeefySheefy a month
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    • So if you jack off, does that mean someone else is giving you a handjob?
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    • Anybody else get weak in the knees and shins when watching these videos
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    • Now you can jerk yourself off with a hot girls hand
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    • Then I got a question, is it now gay to jack off if you got a transplanted hand?
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      Diet_Ice 21 apr
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    • Grab the staple gun and the knife
      rubicon 21 apr
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    • Okay, but how well does this actually work? The human hand needs to be able to execute so many fine motor movements to function, and I cant imagine the mobility issues produced by scar tissue from severing and reconnecting ALL the tendons in the wrist and forearm & Dont get started w the nerves.
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    • Well, it’s not REALLY that simple. The nerves would have to regrow through the hand; that’s why we can reattach torn limbs if it was a foot or less. The nerves have a certain time to regrow before the hand begins to be recognized as a foreign body.
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    • Can we do that with my penis
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    • *wakes up at hospital with black hand*
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    • I’m gunna assume this is still theoretical
      a95matts 19 apr
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    • You idiots actually think this shits gonna work..?
      0mg_girl 19 apr
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    • Duct tape works too.
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    • So if I donate my hand? It would end up eventually jerking somebody off?
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    • So if white man get black hand does he hav infinite n word pass
      iDuhBoi 18 apr
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    • 1: You would be on anti rejection meds for the rest of your life and your body STILL would likely reject the hand. 2: You would NEVER have any function in the hand whatsoever. You cant just connect nerves and muscles like that.
      GuruzA 18 apr
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    • It’s not that easy... I am missing a tendon in my hand that I pulled from a fight.. I havnt had moevement in my pinky finger for abt a year now
      whoaster 18 apr
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    • At that point is it masturbating or getting a hand job?
      Mercer536 18 apr
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    • Oh yeah, cuz it's totally just that simple😂
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    • Doesn't really work well yet. The trauma to the nerves and tendons makes it really difficult for the hand to move.
      PochoPan 17 apr
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    • Just grow it back, it’s easier
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    • What if you high five too hard, your hand could fall off
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    • i really doubt the “nerve repair” but hey im not a doctor but you shouldnt beleive what ya see here
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    • Yeah that’s not how Nerves work.
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    • Over simplified
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    • Imagine how weird it would be to have someone else’s hand like it’s a different size with the muscles being a different strength imagine how long it’d take to get used to it
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    • So if you jerk off, technically you’re getting a handjob from someone else right?
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    • You could use it if they connected all the tendons and things but you couldn’t feel it because the nerves don’t regrow and it would slowly die from lack of blood since you can’t connect all the capillaries together
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    • That's great! Now I don't have to sit on my hand for an hour before beating off to make it feel like someone else is doing it!
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    • Man if only it was that easy
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    • If you jerk of with it.... does it count as a hand job from the original owner?
      BMCnin 17 apr
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    • Now a dick transplant
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    • This is literally not possible unless it was your own hand that got cut off and was getting reattached. It doesn't work like that
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    • "What the fuck do you mean I can't connect the nerves with butt connectors?"
      Gruicidal 17 apr
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    • Mad props to the surgeons who can pull that off
      _Acid 17 apr
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    • The cells would be rejected if it wasn't from a family member
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    • And after like 6 -10 hours of surgery, the body is like "fuck this hand, I don't want it!"
      IssuesII 17 apr
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    • That was rlly funny. I love this app. Always funny amirite?
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    • That's some fuckin Frankenstein shit right there
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    • Having stitches in your nerves must feel really weird
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    • If you beat off with someone’s else’s hand from a hand transplant is it gay
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    • What if we gave a white dude a black hand
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    • Fellas is it gay to beat yo meat with another dude's hand attached to you?
      6676 17 apr
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    • Ain’t no way in hell im gonna jack off with some other dudes hand
      Thraxxx 17 apr
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    • If you’re white and get a black hand, can you legally say the n-word?
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    • When you realize nerve construction surgery will easily drop your bank account faster than loser dropped himself when the Soviets took Berlin.
      Georgio 17 apr
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    • That's literally not physically possible
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    • I thought this was impossible because we couldn’t reconnect nerves?
      anowyn 17 apr
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    • I don't think they can do actually body part transplants because your body won't accept it and the nerves won't go together
      Jon_Bovi 17 apr
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    • Doesnt work like that. Theres nerves to consider as well, and tissue dying.
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